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Printable"Well,I can deal with a sucka if he's in your mouth but I can't deal with insincere!"---Violet,The Organ Grinder | |
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thanks2joniandu said: "Well,I can deal with a sucka if he's in your mouth but I can't deal with insincere!"---Violet,The Organ Grinder
It continues...."I'm the one that lives in your heart,you love me NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY...swear you don't miss the organ grinder,grinding on you everyday"  | |
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Not really from a song (NPG Ahdio Show 1), but very funny!
Rhonda: "Your mom is so old she owes Moses a quarter." Prince: "Your mom is so old she farts dust." | |
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Have to mention one from a song...
Hell if I know why I let u drive my car... Don't I know that walkin', won't get me very far | |
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cinnamonjo said: o great. Now u think ur my soul mate.
U dont even know what kind of cereal i like. WRONG! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk. Cause cows are for calves. You dont love me. Ur a faker. U just want me for my acres.. This is THE Best reason to buy emancipation hands down.  This is the best one. When I first heard this, I played to every friend who wanted to hear it! Besides, that song is musically brilliant as well!! | |
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"Everywhere I go, people stop and stare
They jus wanna see me swang this pretty hair If there ever comes a time, it jus won't grow I'll do like my brotha and buy some mo! Hey!" -Prettyman If you will, so will I | |
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benjamino71 said: i go with:
"the ride up front is better when you've been in the back" (forgot which song it comes from) others ? The specific reference is contextual. This is a very "african-american" solidarity kind of song... (Prince IMO beginning just before this album was beginning to lose the "rainbow" nature of his band and personal philosophy... but that's a discussion for another thread) So, the genereal response to this question is correct. It speaks generally of the greater degree of appreciation in an individual when they come from a have-not situation into a have, but the more specific cultural reference is to the bus segregation laws. African-Americans were forced to ride in the back of the bus. Now, they have a greater degree of freedom and can ride in the front. The ones who rememebr what it was like to be forced to ride in the back appreciate this to a greater degree than those who do not. Hence, the ride up fron is BETTER when you've been in the back. James | |
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"Did u get the tape I sent u, I thought it would be better in a song,
Better than the used condom u sent me, baby that was wrong, All the things a brother had to picture, I see him doing thangs with ya I see his hand in the small of your back I see his face in between the king...and Queen...in Fact Sometimes I want to die and come back as one of your tears!" Now Top that!!!!! 1 over Jordan...the greatest since | |
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popgodazipa said: "Did u get the tape I sent u, I thought it would be better in a song,
Better than the used condom u sent me, baby that was wrong, All the things a brother had to picture, I see him doing thangs with ya I see his hand in the small of your back I see his face in between the king...and Queen...in Fact Sometimes I want to die and come back as one of your tears!" Now Top that!!!!! I freeaaaakin' looooove that song. But i cant listen 2it 2 much... Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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This one's not really a punchline, but its sort of a jab at MJ. 
"Singin on the tele Making more bucks than sense So called king gives birth 2 so called ... prince" From Fascination (the Truth) How can I live 4 love? I'm calling!!! | |
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Lips say won't but her body say might - Shy - Looks like we're gonna take the long way home 2night | |
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glamslamkid said: Bob George
Don't try to play me 4 yesterday's fool Cuz I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week I'm sorry baby, that's the rules Prince? Ain't that a bitch? That skinny motherfucker with the high voice? I gotta gun U think I don't? Then what's this? Oh, u quiet now | |
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"For those that know the number and don't call... fuck all ya'll"
-Facedown ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later. -Miles Davis- | |
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CalhounSq said: "I'll make love to you... tomorrow..." - LOVESEXY
THAT is the coldest shit EVER   This is the best one EVER!!!! That's so wrong!!!!! He's mean!!!!! I'll make love to you.....tomorrow! OH GOD!!!!! Yep, hands down it's this one! ------;;;;;' | |
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I'm surprised theres no lines from Come On here, its full of comedy , my fave
part is: 20 days in london And u ain't gimme no love Could it be another brotha man That u're thinking of? Or could it be your girlfriend Who never ever been straight When I ask u - "are u hungry? " U say u already ate Check out Chocadelica , updated with Lotusflow3r and MPLSound album lyrics April 2nd 2009 :
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altavista said: Universaluv said: my pants were wet, they came off, but she didn't c the movie cuz she hadn't read the book first - The Ballad of Dorothy Parker classic. It took me a few years, but one day I was really taking in the words of that song and it was like "Oh, that's pretty clever" Help me out. I have no idea what this means. ????? Basiclaly she had'nt taken the time to get to really know him so he wasnt gonna sleep with her .Reading a book takes a lot more effort than watching a movie of the same thing  [Edited 2/12/05 13:07pm] Check out Chocadelica , updated with Lotusflow3r and MPLSound album lyrics April 2nd 2009 :
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Not sure if this counts (because it wasn't included in the song), but in the Come On video, at the end when he is talking to Mani (?), when he says "I got the butter fr your muffin... I'm just too old to hold the knife".
 That's some great stuff. | |
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"If it breaks when it bends, you better not put it in!" -- "Party Man"
"I'll put her in the backseat of my car and drive her...to Tennessee!" -- "Alphabet Street" [Edited 2/13/05 5:16am] Proud member of the Naked Orgers Club | |
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amplified0907 said: Scandalous69 said: or what about this one:
Damn, Delores, pick another subject please Introduce the carpet 2 something other than your knees Heheheheheh 
(from Dinner with Delores) On a side note, I think Scandalous69 has the best avatar..... THANK YOU!
It's my friend's cat with a grapefruit peel on his head....he was not too happy about that!  "When I want to hear good music, I write it myself" | |
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"But u can't teach a dog new tricks if his tail don't wag"
SOME JOINT FROM THE RAINBOW CHILDREN.... | |
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Prince Jack U Off "this song has a lotta punch lines"
If U're looking for somewhere to go Thought I'd take u to a movie show Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off I can't give u everything u want But I can take u to a restaurant If u're not hungry I'll jack u off If your man ain't no good Come on over to my neighborhood We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off If u're tired of the masturbater Little girl, we can go on a date And if u like, I'll jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off I only do it for a worthy cause Viriginity or menopause U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off If u really really want to be a star We gotta do it in your momma's car Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off If we can't find no place to go Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back And I'll jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off, yeah Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off Alright say, we'll put some funk on here I'll jack u off If u ain't chicken baby, come here If u're good I'll even let u steer As a matter of fact, u can jack me off Yeah, that's right I'll jack u off, yeah I'll jack u off | |
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Prince - Shoo-Bed-Ooh Lyrics
So U thought U just might lose your mind 2day Brother pushin' that game on ya as if U wanna play Askin' U every other sentence if them titties are real One tramp even had the nerve 2 touch 'em as if U wanted a feel CHORUS: Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh! Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh! The money that U make ain't payin' the rent, so U sleep in cars U wonder aloud if U're happy - U say, "Yea," as if U really are This car U drive with no gas won't take U very far U look up in the sky and wish upon a star (Upon a star) CHORUS The answer 2 the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at least Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again If this is the game U stood in line 4 w're U gonna win? (How're U gonna win?) Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh! So U thought he just might come every time U phone As if U've never been lonely as if U've never been alone (As if U've never been alone) How U ever gonna win if U let 'em all see your hand? Playin' the queen don't work on your knees as if U understand CHORUS {x2} The answer 2 the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at least Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again If this is the game U stood in line 4 w're U gonna win? How U gonna win? CHORUS {x2} So U thought U just might lose your mind 2day words to live by, no shit!! you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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WHENEVER YOU SAY YOU CAN'T, THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO BE TRYIN'
my god, this is true, and said very firmly what song, by the way? | |
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benjamino71 said: WHENEVER YOU SAY YOU CAN'T, THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO BE TRYIN'
my god, this is true, and said very firmly what song, by the way? Daddy Pop , wouldnt call it a punchline though. Check out Chocadelica , updated with Lotusflow3r and MPLSound album lyrics April 2nd 2009 :
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"I'm sure you're quite intellegent. A wizard at math and all that shit but I'm a tad more interested in flying your kite 2night." Cindy C. | |
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"Thankyou for a FUNKY good time...
call me up,whenever u wanna GRIND!"[i][b] -Darlin Nikki- *Thankyou for a Funky good time.. Call me up whenever u wanna Grind* | |
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okey guys >>>>>
"In my daddy's car It's you I really wanna drive" -- dirty mind "She said, "Are you gay?" Kinda took me by suprise I didn't know what to do I just looked her in her eyes And I said, "No, are u?" -- uptown Said to myself, said "She's just a crazy, crazy, crazy Little mixed up dame." "We get ice cream No cake All lies No truth Is it fair to kill the youth?"---- party up Whaddayou lookin' at, punk? Look out all U hippies, U ain't as sharp as me It ain't about the trippin', but the sexuality -- turn it up -- All The Critics Love U In New York Everybody sing together, say ooh (ooh), alright (alright), dance music sex romance Somebody call the police (Somebody call the police!) say ooh, ooh, yeah (Help me! Someone please help me! Somebody help me) __ D.M.S.R. 
I mean, we don't have 2 make children 2 make love And then, we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm __ IF I WAS U.G. | |
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"I don't want to hurt you baby, I only wanna lay you down."-dirty mind | |
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"2nite we make love with only words...girls 1st" =lovesexy
"did u get the tape i sent cha thought it wub b better in a song,better then the used condom u sent me baby that was wrong" =the truth (classic)  no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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sitruk7 said: "I'm sure you're quite intellegent. A wizard at math and all that shit but I'm a tad more interested in flying your kite 2night." Cindy C.
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