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Reply #90 posted 01/31/05 8:57am

thanks2joniand
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"Well,I can deal with a sucka if he's in your mouth but I can't deal with insincere!"---Violet,The Organ Grinder
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Reply #91 posted 01/31/05 8:59am

thanks2joniand
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thanks2joniandu said:

"Well,I can deal with a sucka if he's in your mouth but I can't deal with insincere!"---Violet,The Organ Grinder



It continues...."I'm the one that lives in your heart,you love me NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY...swear you don't miss the organ grinder,grinding on you everyday" eek
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Reply #92 posted 01/31/05 12:25pm

marcuskuip

Not really from a song (NPG Ahdio Show 1), but very funny!

Rhonda: "Your mom is so old she owes Moses a quarter."

Prince: "Your mom is so old she farts dust."
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Reply #93 posted 01/31/05 12:33pm

marcuskuip

Have to mention one from a song...

Hell if I know why I let u drive my car...
Don't I know that walkin', won't get me very far
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Reply #94 posted 01/31/05 12:36pm

marcuskuip

cinnamonjo said:

o great. Now u think ur my soul mate.

U dont even know what kind of cereal i like.

WRONG! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk. Cause cows are for calves.

You dont love me. Ur a faker. U just want me for my acres..


This is THE Best reason to buy emancipation hands down. nutty


This is the best one. When I first heard this, I played to every friend who wanted to hear it!

Besides, that song is musically brilliant as well!!
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Reply #95 posted 01/31/05 12:52pm

thekidsgirl

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"Everywhere I go, people stop and stare
They jus wanna see me swang this pretty hair
If there ever comes a time, it jus won't grow
I'll do like my brotha
and buy some mo! Hey!"


-Prettyman
If you will, so will I
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Reply #96 posted 02/04/05 12:03am

Vop2000

benjamino71 said:

i go with:

"the ride up front is better when you've been in the back"

(forgot which song it comes from)

others ?



The specific reference is contextual. This is a very "african-american" solidarity kind of song... (Prince IMO beginning just before this album was beginning to lose the "rainbow" nature of his band and personal philosophy... but that's a discussion for another thread) So, the genereal response to this question is correct. It speaks generally of the greater degree of appreciation in an individual when they come from a have-not situation into a have, but the more specific cultural reference is to the bus segregation laws. African-Americans were forced to ride in the back of the bus. Now, they have a greater degree of freedom and can ride in the front. The ones who rememebr what it was like to be forced to ride in the back appreciate this to a greater degree than those who do not. Hence, the ride up fron is BETTER when you've been in the back.

James
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Reply #97 posted 02/04/05 12:18am

popgodazipa

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"Did u get the tape I sent u, I thought it would be better in a song,
Better than the used condom u sent me, baby that was wrong,
All the things a brother had to picture,
I see him doing thangs with ya
I see his hand in the small of your back
I see his face in between the king...and Queen...in Fact
Sometimes I want to die and come back as one of your tears!"

Now Top that!!!!!
1 over Jordan...the greatest since
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Reply #98 posted 02/08/05 8:57am

cinnamonjo

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popgodazipa said:

"Did u get the tape I sent u, I thought it would be better in a song,
Better than the used condom u sent me, baby that was wrong,
All the things a brother had to picture,
I see him doing thangs with ya
I see his hand in the small of your back
I see his face in between the king...and Queen...in Fact
Sometimes I want to die and come back as one of your tears!"

Now Top that!!!!!



I freeaaaakin' looooove that song.

But i cant listen 2it 2 much...
Dynamic Savior Said:


Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control?


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Reply #99 posted 02/08/05 10:32am

destinyismine

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This one's not really a punchline, but its sort of a jab at MJ. wink

"Singin on the tele
Making more bucks than sense
So called king gives birth 2 so called ... prince"

From Fascination (the Truth)
How can I live 4 love? I'm calling!!!
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Reply #100 posted 02/08/05 10:47am

teddy

Lips say won't but her body say might - Shy - Looks like we're gonna take the long way home 2night
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Reply #101 posted 02/08/05 10:53am

teddy

glamslamkid said:

Bob George eek

Don't try to play me 4 yesterday's fool
Cuz I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week
I'm sorry baby, that's the rules

Prince?
Ain't that a bitch?
That skinny motherfucker with the high voice?

I gotta gun
U think I don't?
Then what's this?
Oh, u quiet now
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Reply #102 posted 02/08/05 11:50am

Ifsixwuz9

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"For those that know the number and don't call... fuck all ya'll"

-Facedown
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.
-Miles Davis-
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Reply #103 posted 02/12/05 9:47am

Tish4

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CalhounSq said:

"I'll make love to you... tomorrow..." - LOVESEXY





THAT is the coldest shit EVER touched worship








This is the best one EVER!!!! That's so wrong!!!!! He's mean!!!!! I'll make love to you.....tomorrow! OH GOD!!!!! Yep, hands down it's this one! worship worship worship worship
You can't build something new, without destroying something old



<<---;;;
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Reply #104 posted 02/12/05 1:01pm

moonshine

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I'm surprised theres no lines from Come On here, its full of comedy , my fave
part is:

20 days in london
And u ain't gimme no love
Could it be another brotha man
That u're thinking of?
Or could it be your girlfriend
Who never ever been straight
When I ask u - "are u hungry? "
U say u already ate
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Reply #105 posted 02/12/05 1:05pm

moonshine

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altavista said:

Universaluv said:



my pants were wet, they came off, but she didn't c the movie cuz she hadn't read the book first
- The Ballad of Dorothy Parker


classic. It took me a few years, but one day I was really taking in the words of that song and it was like "Oh, that's pretty clever"


Help me out. I have no idea what this means. ?????


Basiclaly she had'nt taken the time to get to really know him so he wasnt
gonna sleep with her .Reading a book takes a lot more effort than watching a
movie of the same thing cool
[Edited 2/12/05 13:07pm]
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Reply #106 posted 02/12/05 7:19pm

PurpleMusiq8

Not sure if this counts (because it wasn't included in the song), but in the Come On video, at the end when he is talking to Mani (?), when he says "I got the butter fr your muffin... I'm just too old to hold the knife".

falloff That's some great stuff.
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Reply #107 posted 02/12/05 8:13pm

p3r1i9nce

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"If it breaks when it bends, you better not put it in!" -- "Party Man"

"I'll put her in the backseat of my car and drive her...to Tennessee!" -- "Alphabet Street"
[Edited 2/13/05 5:16am]
Proud member of the Naked Orgers Club
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Reply #108 posted 02/13/05 4:37am

Scandalous69

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amplified0907 said:

Scandalous69 said:

or what about this one:

Damn, Delores, pick another subject please
Introduce the carpet 2 something other than your knees

Heheheheheh biggrin


(from Dinner with Delores)

On a side note, I think Scandalous69 has the best avatar.....


THANK YOU! cool
It's my friend's cat with a grapefruit peel on his head....he was not too happy about that! lol
"When I want to hear good music, I write it myself"
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Reply #109 posted 02/13/05 5:25am

benjamino71

"But u can't teach a dog new tricks if his tail don't wag"


SOME JOINT FROM THE RAINBOW CHILDREN....
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Reply #110 posted 02/13/05 9:15am

mrwigglesdaw1r
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Prince Jack U Off "this song has a lotta punch lines"


If U're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If u're not hungry
I'll jack u off
If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off
If u're tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off
I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off
If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off
If we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off
Alright say, we'll put some funk on here
I'll jack u off
If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right
I'll jack u off, yeah
I'll jack u off
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Reply #111 posted 02/13/05 11:40am

meltwithu

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Prince - Shoo-Bed-Ooh Lyrics

So U thought U just might lose your mind 2day
Brother pushin' that game on ya as if U wanna play
Askin' U every other sentence if them titties are real
One tramp even had the nerve 2 touch 'em as if U wanted a feel

CHORUS:
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh!
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh!

The money that U make ain't payin' the rent, so U sleep in cars
U wonder aloud if U're happy - U say, "Yea," as if U really are
This car U drive with no gas won't take U very far
U look up in the sky and wish upon a star (Upon a star)

CHORUS

The answer 2 the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at
least
Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets
Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again
If this is the game U stood in line 4 󠨯w're U gonna win?

(How're U gonna win?)
Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh!

So U thought he just might come every time U phone
As if U've never been lonely as if U've never been alone
(As if U've never been alone)
How U ever gonna win if U let 'em all see your hand?
Playin' the queen don't work on your knees as if U understand

CHORUS {x2}

The answer 2 the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at
least
Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets
Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again
If this is the game U stood in line 4 󠨯w're U gonna win?
How U gonna win?

CHORUS {x2}

So U thought U just might lose your mind 2day


words to live by, no shit!!
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #112 posted 03/03/05 12:13pm

benjamino71

WHENEVER YOU SAY YOU CAN'T, THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO BE TRYIN'




my god, this is true, and said very firmly




what song, by the way?
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Reply #113 posted 03/03/05 1:10pm

moonshine

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benjamino71 said:

WHENEVER YOU SAY YOU CAN'T, THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO BE TRYIN'

my god, this is true, and said very firmly
what song, by the way?


Daddy Pop , wouldnt call it a punchline though.
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Reply #114 posted 03/03/05 1:29pm

sitruk7

"I'm sure you're quite intellegent. A wizard at math and all that shit but I'm a tad more interested in flying your kite 2night." Cindy C.
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Reply #115 posted 03/03/05 2:34pm

SweetStrawberr
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"Thankyou for a FUNKY good time...





call me up,whenever u wanna GRIND!"[i][b]

-Darlin Nikki-
*Thankyou for a Funky good time.. Call me up whenever u wanna Grind*
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Reply #116 posted 03/05/05 9:07pm

myloveis4ever

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okey guys >>>>>


"In my daddy's car
It's you I really wanna drive" -- dirty mind



"She said, "Are you gay?"
Kinda took me by suprise
I didn't know what to do
I just looked her in her eyes
And I said, "No, are u?" -- uptown
Said to myself, said
"She's just a crazy, crazy, crazy
Little mixed up dame."


"We get ice cream
No cake
All lies
No truth
Is it fair to kill the youth?"---- party up




Whaddayou lookin' at, punk?
Look out all U hippies, U ain't as sharp as me
It ain't about the trippin', but the sexuality -- turn it up
-- All The Critics Love U In New York


Everybody sing together, say ooh (ooh), alright (alright),
dance music sex romance
Somebody call the police (Somebody call the police!)
say ooh, ooh, yeah (Help me! Someone please help me! Somebody help me)
__ D.M.S.R. smile

I mean, we don't have 2 make children 2 make love
And then, we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm
__ IF I WAS U.G.

lol lol
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Reply #117 posted 03/05/05 9:31pm

faniam

"I don't want to hurt you baby, I only wanna lay you down."-dirty mind
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Reply #118 posted 03/09/05 2:48am

purplepants

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"2nite we make love with only words...girls 1st" =lovesexy
"did u get the tape i sent cha thought it wub b better in a song,better then the used condom u sent me baby that was wrong" =the truth (classic)
eye no u can feel me eye no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance?
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Reply #119 posted 03/09/05 4:10am

calldapplwonde
ry83

sitruk7 said:

"I'm sure you're quite intellegent. A wizard at math and all that shit but I'm a tad more interested in flying your kite 2night." Cindy C.



lol
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