"...you're just too much to take. I CAINT STOP I AINT GOT NO BRAKES! Girl you gotta take me for a litte ride in and out around your lake." - Delirious-

I just like the way he says it.

AsianBomb777 said:

rofl

Here are a few of my favorites:

I called u yesterday
u didn't answer your phone
u're the one who's always lonely
But I'm the one who's always alone
--17 Days

We live in a world overrun by tourists
Tourists - 89 flowers on their back
...
They look at life through a pocket camera
What? No flash again?
--Sexuality

That's the only time, the only time you go
"Oh baby, u're so good. Oh, baby, u're so good"
Aww, shut up!"
--Come

The song's a year long and had been playing 4 months
When he walked into the place
--Joy in Repetition

I wanna get lost in the composition of U
Learn the rhythm and play the only note U want me 2
--Mellow

newpowerlove said:

i always notice this part for some reason when i listen to this song.

ones eye like r:

"bitch, you think ur special? well so do I? - Something in the water doesn't compute

"if a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes" - Electric Chair

Album: Batman
Song: Vicki Waiting

I told her a joke about a woman who asked her lover, "why is you organ so small?"
He replied, "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral"


Album: Vanity 6
Song: If A Girl Answers... (This song is full of zingers!!!)

"Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?"


GGD:penguin:

GGDeVille said:

GGD

GGDeVille said:[quote]

GGDeVille said:

o yea...all of if a girl answers is a joke especially

i think i'd rather wear a wig than run a motel 4 roaches ants a lice dogs and cats in MY hat[/]

and then
[i]
tramp go take a bath n puke! whats more u can kiss where the sun don't shine and if that don't work we can duke! c the only kinda man that would play wit u is one that plays with hisself! none o my friends can stand the sight o u much less the smell! and if i weren't a lady i'd take my $$ and buy u a brand new face. then i'd my underwear and stick em n yo mouth and u'd love it cuz u got no taste, and if that don't work call back yo dead daddy and show him what u look like now...honey i bet he'd nevuh come back cuz u one UGLY cow!
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Moonwalkbjrain said:[quote]

GGDeVille said:

You are correct!!! I think Brenda puts the last nail in the coffin on that one!!!
GGD

muirdo said:

"to activate the flow of excitement..."

"In the event there is over excitement,
your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device"

BTW, the line "I anticipate a few turbulence along the way" just makes me cringe. It's soooo wrong!

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[Edited 1/25/05 20:44pm]

"Let me hit you with my chicken grease ! Get busy !"

amplified0907 said:

wasitgood4u said:

That's the best one right there! That is an ENTIRE story in a few words!

"I'd rather do U after school like some homework"


from "Shhh"

When he did that at MSG on 7/12- the place went insane
Especially since it's probably not in keeping with the whole Jehovah thing

Angelic1302 said:

I already said dat!!!!

Universaluv said:

Help me out. I have no idea what this means. ?????

I'll never raise my hand to you
No tellin' what my foot will do.

That skinny motherfucker with the high voice?
[Edited 1/26/05 13:49pm]

When it comes to perfume it's on the shelf
When no ones around I get it down and I self myself...HEY!

And the phone ringing at the end coming on the beat

"Hello?" "WHo is it" "Yes this is the pretty man"

SO DAMN MANY.


Better sit yo little ass down. You...you juvenile delinquent..Dont you talk about Pussy...

I'm gonna put her on the same diet missy went on....

Pussy had bank in her pockets befo she had dick inna drawz.

Talkin mo shit than a bit...

There i go again fallin in love with a face froma magazine...

U know the kama sutra? I could rewrite it...in half as many words..


The best was the stab at MJ-- I was rollin. I dont care what y'all say-- I liked musicology just for this:

...25 years to life-- they sentenced me to hard labor with a knife making cuts for y'all. Keeping the party packed from wall 2 wall. I dont care what they say..."He dont make the hits no more, plus i thought he was gay!" But it aint nothing if it ain't fun...Voice is gettin higher/ I aint never had my nose done.. Look out!

...I got my hand behind your head.
Like we do the limbo, 'cept it's on a bouncy bed.

Sun Moon and Stars

Take a bath hippie!


This one's for yosemite sam and those tours at disney land.
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o great. Now u think ur my soul mate.

U dont even know what kind of cereal i like.

WRONG! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk. Cause cows are for calves.

You dont love me. Ur a faker. U just want me for my acres..

This is THE Best reason to buy emancipation hands down.

cinnamonjo said:

Man that was a good one ! I wish I would have remembered that....

GAPeach said:

I think the whole end section of that song is SO cheesy. I can't even listen to it!

"Good evening. this is your pilot prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires

If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that u please observe the "no letting go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We r now making our final approach 2 satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing -- can u feel it? can u feel it?

Welcome 2 satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank u 4 flying prince international
Remember, next time u fly, fly the international lover"

...What does that have 2 do with the funk? Nuthin, but who's paying the bills...if u don't wanna lick my knees...I'm sho' ya momma will....

"White girls, Black girls, Latinas...Oh so pretty...Don't make me give you this ring baby...oh Oh OH"- Baby Knows

I'll go with this one cause it reminds me of my little girl, Michelle. When she was about 3, and she would hear me play this song, she thought Prince was singing about her NOSE in "baby knows". She would always touch her nose and smile during "baby knows".
[Edited 1/28/05 21:20pm]

amplified0907 said:

Is the correct answer

Let's fall in love, get married, have a baby, we'll call him Nate...





















...if it's a boy.

u can drive me crazy, u can drive me all night
just don't break up the connection

Take me with U - Purple Rain


if i ever held a hand, it was only because i never held ur hand

friend,mother,sister,lover,wife - Emancipation cd 2

Let me show u baby I'm a talented boy

- Get off