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Reply #60 posted 01/25/05 4:58pm

Muziqkidd7

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"...you're just too much to take. I CAINT STOP I AINT GOT NO BRAKES! Girl you gotta take me for a litte ride in and out around your lake." - Delirious-

I just like the way he says it.
Doesn't it make you smile when you realize no one was there to see the stupid thing you just did?
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Reply #61 posted 01/25/05 5:09pm

SquarePeg

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AsianBomb777 said:



That shit cracks me up, especially if you've seen him eat Appolonia's face in Purple Rain--it was like he was trying to lick all that makeup off of her to get the center.


rofl lol
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Reply #62 posted 01/25/05 6:06pm

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Here are a few of my favorites:

I called u yesterday
u didn't answer your phone
u're the one who's always lonely
But I'm the one who's always alone
--17 Days

We live in a world overrun by tourists
Tourists - 89 flowers on their back
...
They look at life through a pocket camera
What? No flash again?
--Sexuality

That's the only time, the only time you go
"Oh baby, u're so good. Oh, baby, u're so good"
Aww, shut up!"
--Come

The song's a year long and had been playing 4 months
When he walked into the place
--Joy in Repetition

I wanna get lost in the composition of U
Learn the rhythm and play the only note U want me 2
--Mellow
"No, I'm not that mysterious. I'm a pretty open book. People who know my music, I would say know me." - Prince, Today Show 3/15/04
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Reply #63 posted 01/25/05 6:29pm

missfee

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newpowerlove said:

Here are a few of my favorites:

That's the only time, the only time you go
"Oh baby, u're so good. Oh, baby, u're so good"
Aww, shut up!"
--Come


i always notice this part for some reason when i listen to this song.

ones eye like r:

"bitch, you think ur special? well so do I? - Something in the water doesn't compute

"if a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes" - Electric Chair
I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #64 posted 01/25/05 6:38pm

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Album: Batman
Song: Vicki Waiting

I told her a joke about a woman who asked her lover, "why is you organ so small?"
He replied, "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral"



Album: Vanity 6
Song: If A Girl Answers... (This song is full of zingers!!!)

"Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?"


GGD:penguin:
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Reply #65 posted 01/25/05 6:39pm

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GGDeVille said:

Album: Batman
Song: Vicki Waiting

I told her a joke about a woman who asked her lover, "why is you organ so small?"
He replied, "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral"



Album: Vanity 6
Song: If A Girl Answers... (This song is full of zingers!!!)

"Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?"


GGD:penguin:


GGD penguin
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Reply #66 posted 01/25/05 7:42pm

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GGDeVille said:[quote]

GGDeVille said:

Album: Batman
Song: Vicki Waiting

I told her a joke about a woman who asked her lover, "why is you organ so small?"
He replied, "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral"



Album: Vanity 6
Song: If A Girl Answers... (This song is full of zingers!!!)

"Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?"


GGD:penguin:


o yea...all of if a girl answers is a joke especially

i think i'd rather wear a wig than run a motel 4 roaches ants a lice dogs and cats in MY hat[/]

and then
[i]
tramp go take a bath n puke! whats more u can kiss where the sun don't shine and if that don't work we can duke! c the only kinda man that would play wit u is one that plays with hisself! none o my friends can stand the sight o u much less the smell! and if i weren't a lady i'd take my $$ and buy u a brand new face. then i'd my underwear and stick em n yo mouth and u'd love it cuz u got no taste, and if that don't work call back yo dead daddy and show him what u look like now...honey i bet he'd nevuh come back cuz u one UGLY cow!

[Edited 1/25/05 19:43pm]
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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Reply #67 posted 01/25/05 7:59pm

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Moonwalkbjrain said:[quote]

GGDeVille said:

GGDeVille said:

Album: Batman
Song: Vicki Waiting

I told her a joke about a woman who asked her lover, "why is you organ so small?"
He replied, "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral"



Album: Vanity 6
Song: If A Girl Answers... (This song is full of zingers!!!)

"Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?"


GGD:penguin:


o yea...all of if a girl answers is a joke especially

i think i'd rather wear a wig than run a motel 4 roaches ants a lice dogs and cats in MY hat[/]

and then
[i]
tramp go take a bath n puke! whats more u can kiss where the sun don't shine and if that don't work we can duke! c the only kinda man that would play wit u is one that plays with hisself! none o my friends can stand the sight o u much less the smell! and if i weren't a lady i'd take my $$ and buy u a brand new face. then i'd my underwear and stick em n yo mouth and u'd love it cuz u got no taste, and if that don't work call back yo dead daddy and show him what u look like now...honey i bet he'd nevuh come back cuz u one UGLY cow!

[Edited 1/25/05 19:43pm]


You are correct!!! I think Brenda puts the last nail in the coffin on that one!!!
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Reply #68 posted 01/25/05 8:20pm

GAPeach

muirdo said:

"to activate the floor excitement,extinguish all clothing....."


"to activate the flow of excitement..."

"In the event there is over excitement,
your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device"

BTW, the line "I anticipate a few turbulence along the way" just makes me cringe. It's soooo wrong! neutral
Our past has made us into who we will be in the future.

Peaches are sweet! nod
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Reply #69 posted 01/25/05 8:42pm

LLA

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[Edited 1/25/05 20:44pm]
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Reply #70 posted 01/26/05 1:42am

amplified0907

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"Let me hit you with my chicken grease ! Get busy !"
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Reply #71 posted 01/26/05 3:18am

Symbolina

amplified0907 said:

"U could smash up my ride !.....Well, maybe not tha' ride."



nod
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Reply #72 posted 01/26/05 3:19am

Symbolina

wasitgood4u said:

Coz 2nite, you're a star!

And I'm the big dipper!

(Sha na na, sha na na)

cool


That's the best one right there! That is an ENTIRE story in a few words!
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Reply #73 posted 01/26/05 4:24am

benjamino71

2 HELL WITH HESTITATIONS
2 HELL WITH THE REASONS WHY
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Reply #74 posted 01/26/05 1:03pm

andrewf

"I'd rather do U after school like some homework"


from "Shhh"

When he did that at MSG on 7/12- the place went insane
Especially since it's probably not in keeping with the whole Jehovah thing
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Reply #75 posted 01/26/05 1:29pm

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Angelic1302 said:

Let me tell ya baby I'm a talented boy...
&
Move your azz round this way, so I can work on that zipper baby, tonight, you're a star, and I'm the big dippa na na nana nananana....


I already said dat!!!!
"We've never been able to pull off a funk number"

"That's becuase we're soulless auttomatons"
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Reply #76 posted 01/26/05 1:44pm

altavista

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Moonwalkbjrain said:

my pants were wet, they came off, but she didn't c the movie cuz she hadn't read the book first
- The Ballad of Dorothy Parker


classic. It took me a few years, but one day I was really taking in the words of that song and it was like "Oh, that's pretty clever"


Help me out. I have no idea what this means. ?????
Come here, babe.. yeah...
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Reply #77 posted 01/26/05 1:48pm

Desslock

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I'll never raise my hand to you
No tellin' what my foot will do.

That skinny motherfucker with the high voice?
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Reply #78 posted 01/26/05 2:29pm

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When it comes to perfume it's on the shelf
When no ones around I get it down and I self myself...HEY!

And the phone ringing at the end coming on the beat

"Hello?" "WHo is it" "Yes this is the pretty man"
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Reply #79 posted 01/26/05 3:18pm

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guitar

SO DAMN MANY.


Better sit yo little ass down. You...you juvenile delinquent..Dont you talk about Pussy...

I'm gonna put her on the same diet missy went on....

Pussy had bank in her pockets befo she had dick inna drawz.

Talkin mo shit than a bit...


There i go again fallin in love with a face froma magazine...

U know the kama sutra? I could rewrite it...in half as many words..



The best was the stab at MJ-- I was rollin. I dont care what y'all say-- I liked musicology just for this:

...25 years to life-- they sentenced me to hard labor with a knife making cuts for y'all. Keeping the party packed from wall 2 wall. I dont care what they say..."He dont make the hits no more, plus i thought he was gay!" But it aint nothing if it ain't fun...Voice is gettin higher/ I aint never had my nose done.. Look out!
Dynamic Savior Said:


Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control?


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Reply #80 posted 01/26/05 3:18pm

Fleshofmyflesh

...I got my hand behind your head.
Like we do the limbo, 'cept it's on a bouncy bed.

Sun Moon and Stars
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Reply #81 posted 01/26/05 3:19pm

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guitar Take a bath hippie!


This one's for yosemite sam and those tours at disney land.
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Dynamic Savior Said:


Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control?


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Reply #82 posted 01/26/05 3:22pm

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o great. Now u think ur my soul mate.

U dont even know what kind of cereal i like.

WRONG! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk. Cause cows are for calves.

You dont love me. Ur a faker. U just want me for my acres..


This is THE Best reason to buy emancipation hands down. nutty
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Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control?


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Reply #83 posted 01/26/05 4:27pm

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cinnamonjo said:

o great. Now u think ur my soul mate.

U dont even know what kind of cereal i like.

WRONG! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk. Cause cows are for calves.

You dont love me. Ur a faker. U just want me for my acres..


This is THE Best reason to buy emancipation hands down. nutty

Man that was a good one ! I wish I would have remembered that....
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Reply #84 posted 01/28/05 3:27pm

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GAPeach said:

muirdo said:

"to activate the floor excitement,extinguish all clothing....."


"to activate the flow of excitement..."

"In the event there is over excitement,
your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device"

BTW, the line "I anticipate a few turbulence along the way" just makes me cringe. It's soooo wrong! neutral




I think the whole end section of that song is SO cheesy. I can't even listen to it!

"Good evening. this is your pilot prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires

If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that u please observe the "no letting go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We r now making our final approach 2 satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing -- can u feel it? can u feel it?

Welcome 2 satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank u 4 flying prince international
Remember, next time u fly, fly the international lover"
The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp.
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Reply #85 posted 01/28/05 7:45pm

roodboi

...What does that have 2 do with the funk? Nuthin, but who's paying the bills...if u don't wanna lick my knees...I'm sho' ya momma will....
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Reply #86 posted 01/28/05 9:19pm

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"White girls, Black girls, Latinas...Oh so pretty...Don't make me give you this ring baby...oh Oh OH"- Baby Knows

I'll go with this one cause it reminds me of my little girl, Michelle. When she was about 3, and she would hear me play this song, she thought Prince was singing about her NOSE in "baby knows". She would always touch her nose and smile during "baby knows".
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Reply #87 posted 01/29/05 5:41am

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amplified0907 said:

"U could smash up my ride !.....Well, maybe not tha' ride."



Is the correct answer

dancing jig
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Reply #88 posted 01/29/05 7:19am

papabeat

Let's fall in love, get married, have a baby, we'll call him Nate...





















...if it's a boy.
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Reply #89 posted 01/31/05 6:53am

Morgist

u can drive me crazy, u can drive me all night
just don't break up the connection

Take me with U - Purple Rain


if i ever held a hand, it was only because i never held ur hand

friend,mother,sister,lover,wife - Emancipation cd 2

Let me show u baby I'm a talented boy

- Get off
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