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Thread started 01/20/05 10:13am

Krystal666

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Clocking the Jizz

Ok, what on earth does that mean? I feel like I am the only one who is clueless about the meaning of that expression. confuse
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Reply #1 posted 01/20/05 10:14am

Anxiety

apparently, they're timing ejaculate. maybe it's artificial insemination lingo?
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Reply #2 posted 01/20/05 10:15am

Krystal666

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eek
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Reply #3 posted 01/20/05 10:15am

Handclapsfinga
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ummm...to knock a girl out cold with a well-placed and well-aimed money shot to the middle of the forehead? jerkoff
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Reply #4 posted 01/20/05 10:19am

Krystal666

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ummm...to knock a girl out cold with a well-placed and well-aimed money shot to the middle of the forehead? jerkoff


LOL...oh, come on...that's not what it means! U R kidding right?
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Reply #5 posted 01/20/05 1:57pm

fartman

timing the cum.

so dont cum 2 early. just do it in the exact right moment.
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Reply #6 posted 01/20/05 2:32pm

Anxiety

fartman said:

timing the cum.

so dont cum 2 early. just do it in the exact right moment.


really? why did tony m. like to say it so much?
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Reply #7 posted 01/20/05 2:45pm

NouveauDance

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Maybe Prince has one of these:

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Reply #8 posted 01/20/05 3:19pm

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This is a story about Control
My Control
Control of what I say
And Control of when I cum
And this time Im gonna f*** u my way!
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Reply #9 posted 01/20/05 3:23pm

Anxiety

the phrase never really took off. maybe they could have marketed bumper stickers like "have you clocked your jizz today?" or "honk if you clocked your jizz" or "proud grandparent of a jizz-clocker!"

it could have really been a hot property, that phrase. nod
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Reply #10 posted 01/20/05 6:51pm

SammiJ

Krystal666 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ummm...to knock a girl out cold with a well-placed and well-aimed money shot to the middle of the forehead? jerkoff


LOL...oh, come on...that's not what it means! U R kidding right?

HEY. Clocking the Jizz is a VERY serious matter!
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Reply #11 posted 01/20/05 7:41pm

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ORGASM
Goodnight, sweet Prince.
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Reply #12 posted 01/20/05 7:43pm

SammiJ

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ORGASM

ooooh... oral
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Reply #13 posted 01/20/05 7:51pm

Anxiety

does it mean "looking for potential means of genital contact"?

as in, "hey, tony, wanna go out and clock the jizz at the ice cream social this weekend?"
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Reply #14 posted 01/20/05 7:52pm

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Anxiety said:

the phrase never really took off. maybe they could have marketed bumper stickers like "have you clocked your jizz today?" or "honk if you clocked your jizz" or "proud grandparent of a jizz-clocker!"

it could have really been a hot property, that phrase. nod


lol My son and my money go to Jizz Clocking University
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Reply #15 posted 01/20/05 7:58pm

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Anxiety said:

does it mean "looking for potential means of genital contact"?

as in, "hey, tony, wanna go out and clock the jizz at the ice cream social this weekend?"

Ice cream social? hmmm
[Edited 1/20/05 20:00pm]
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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Reply #16 posted 01/21/05 12:52am

Krystal666

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Ok ummm..how can Prince and the Game Boyz clock the jizz if the girl is on top?
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Reply #17 posted 01/21/05 1:49am

rudeboynpg

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Krystal666 said:

Ok ummm..how can Prince and the Game Boyz clock the jizz if the girl is on top?


Carefully.
Goodnight, sweet Prince.
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Reply #18 posted 01/21/05 6:44am

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Doozer said:

Anxiety said:

the phrase never really took off. maybe they could have marketed bumper stickers like "have you clocked your jizz today?" or "honk if you clocked your jizz" or "proud grandparent of a jizz-clocker!"

it could have really been a hot property, that phrase. nod


lol My son and my money go to Jizz Clocking University

omg falloff
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Reply #19 posted 01/21/05 6:54am

1sexymf

Well, what do U think he was talking about when he wrote Cream?
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Reply #20 posted 01/21/05 6:57am

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1sexymf said:
Well, what do U think he was talking about when he wrote Cream?


I thought it was both about himself (he reportedly wrote Cream whilst staring in the mirror) and achieving one's potential! Its the usual trick of sounding dirty when it actually means something more serious.
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Reply #21 posted 01/21/05 10:13am

1sexymf

Mindflux said:

1sexymf said:
Well, what do U think he was talking about when he wrote Cream?


I thought it was both about himself (he reportedly wrote Cream whilst staring in the mirror) and achieving one's potential! Its the usual trick of sounding dirty when it actually means something more serious.
[Edited 1/21/05 6:59am]


Yes, that is true, but you know he meant it as a double entendre.
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