What Prince songs do you routinely add your own lyrics to?

For years now I can't shake the urge to add this to "Uptown":

It kinda took me by surprise, I didn't know what to do
I just looked her in her eyes & I said, "No. Are you? BITCH?!"

I know, it's very dainty of me

I also substitute "varicose veins" for "overcast days" in Raspberry Beret, makes me giggle



Don't tell me I'm the only freak doing this

I change a bit of Pink Cashmere aroud a bit.

I like changing "If I was the man in your life" to "If I was the man in your wife."


I've also been known change up Controversy, and instead of saying Controversy, belt out a little "Suck My "

Even though I don't have one...

Let me see ya dance

New coat, huh?
That's nice
Did u buy it?
Yeah, right bitch
U seeing that rich motherfucker again
Bitch,U know who I'm talking about
That slicked back paddy with all the gold in his mouth
Don't try to play me 4 yesterday's fool bitch
Cuz I'll slap your bitch ass into the middle of next week
I'm sorry baby, that's the rules

I pay the rent in this raggedy ass motherfucker
And all u do is suck up food and heat
Say what? Oh yeah? Bitch?
4 someone who can't stand them T.V. dinners
U sure eat enought of them motherfuckers gotdammit
Who bought u that diamond ring?
Yeah, right bitch
Since when did u have a job?
U seeing that rich motherfucker again
What's his muthafuckin name? Bob?
Bob, ain't that a bitch?
What's he do for a living?
Manage rock stars?
Who?
Prince?
Ain't that a bitch?
That skinny motherfucker with the high voice?
Please,bitch, who do I look like baby?
Yesterday's fool?
Don't u know I will kill your ass RIGHT now?
U're fuckin' right.
I gotta muthafuckin' gun
U think I don't?
Then what's this shit right here?
Oh, u quiet now
uh uh bitch!
Little? Yeah, right. It might be little but it's loud

Yeah, right.
Uh uh!

Now put that suitcase down
And go in there
And put on that wig I bought U
No, No
No, No
The reddish-brown one gotdammit!!!!!
Bob, ain't that a bitch?
Oh
Gotcha
Got ya

Hey Bob, if u're out there, let me see u dance
U said u was funky
C'mon, c'mon

Ain't that a bitch?
Bob

(Come out with your hands up)
I'll kick your ass (This is your last warning)
Think I won't? (Oh no! The nigger's got a laser)
(Let's get the hell out of here)

Is Mr. George home?
Hello, Mr. George? [Note: The high pitched voice]
This is your conscience, motherfucker [that responds to his call, when]
Why don't u leave motherfuckers alone? [slowed down to about 2 rpm,says]
What's wrong with u? ["Operator, what city please?"]
Well, why can't we just dance?
Why can't we just dance?
No, fuck that, fuck that
I don't talk about u, I don't talk about u
Wit' yo' little almond-shaped head ass
Who the fuck do u think this is?
I'll kick your ass... twice

Bob, if u're out there
Let me see u dance
U said u were funky, c'mon

B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what'd it say
Same motherfuckin' shit

Turn it out

Bob, ain't that a bitch?

There's more obscenities i add, but it depends on how mad i am.

lol yall crazy

I randomly add "oohs" and "yeahs" to songs...no specific songs just anyplace i feel it's needed at that momment

oh i do that too. or add "AAAAAOOOOOWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!"s when i can sqeeze them in.

On "manic monday" I do "1999"...i cannot help it.

wdrew said:

glamslamkid said:

Calhoun your avie has the sexiest picture. I been meaning to tell you that for days . . . as for the song I also change Uptown.

Mine goes:
That took me by surprise didn't know what to do
Just looked him in the eyes and said
Maybe. Are you?

Controversy to count your pussy.... Kinda sounds like that on the song!

EmeraldCity said:

why, thank you

hahahaha! U guys r tri-tarted! hahahah! "Maybe r u!" hahahah! WOW!

um let's see, i dont kow right at this moment, get to ya later with this

thesexofit said:

do u mean the first lines.....?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"six o'clock already, i was dreaming when i wrote this, in the middle of a dream!"

thought i was the only one!!!

"...and I'm here to tell ya, there's somthing else... the afterbirth."

Dunno why. I just do it every time.

squirrelgrease said:

but u need 2 do it with the grace jones accent from "boomerang".....
...."afta-bath".....

squirrelgrease said:

My name is Prince and I am funky,
when Im in the shower, I spank my monkey.

Little Veal Cutlet

Stax said:

ya'll stoopid. I just add a "bitch" here and there.

DarkKnight1 said:

wdrew said:

In junior high I used to say Connie's Pussy because of this girl I liked, when I thought I was straight.

Also, on Raspberry Beret my dumb-ass friend and I used to always sing "So I put her on the back of my bike and uh.....SHE FELL OFF"

I've got tons of 'em. I'll be here all week, thank you.

Miguel

Yeah. U all noticed that the verses to the 2 songs r exactly the same. Same melody

squirrelgrease said:

My friend and I add a "YEAH, RIGHT" after the "AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT FRIENDS" on Let's Go Crazy. Dumb, I know.

And don't get me started on Sheila E's DEAR MICHAELANGELO. My friend gets credit on this one. "Every summer in the kitchen of Florence." from the Jefferson's.

Miguel

on Mountains, i don't know what P yells out right before the break down, something like "(something)drums on the one.." and i yell out "VAGINA DRUMS ON THE ONE"

glamslamkid said:

hahahahaah!!! That's right before the much argued "bobby on the drumma".

Miguel

i wanna turn you on, turn you out
put deez nuts in yo mouth...

--my little addition to the last half of "iwbyl"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

hahahaha!!! I used to say "my dick is...furry" instead of "I get discouraged".
Haha


Miguel

Or about the thing he says right at the climax of "lets go crazy"? U know after the end guitar solo....the last thing u hear him say? What is it?


I always think it's "TAKE MY WILLY".....