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if prince came a knockin??? if prince came knocking at your door one afternoon and asked you to convert to the jw religion???
this would mean that he would come into your home.. possibly meet some of your family .. sit down with you..chat with you about jw...maybe even invite you back to his place for a cuppa.. nah lol seriously what would u do?? would you give up ur religion for prince??? | |
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if prince came knocking at my door one afternoon and asked me to convert to the jw religion??? I would say WTF, you should be touring!
this would mean that he would come into my home..it's not my home and he won't come possibly meet some of my family...never meet any family of mine or frineds, because well, i don't have any. .. sit down with me...i'll sit on his lap chat with you about jw...we'll do that on msn ...maybe even invite you back to his place for a cuppa.. nah lol seriously what would u do?? i would dance, TAP dance would you give up ur religion for prince??? yes..thats if he comes a knocking [Edited 1/9/05 22:44pm] ... would you run to me if somebody hurt you, even if that somebody was me?
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jw put a number on the souls that will go to heaven
this is not true. | |
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yea, prince wouldn't come one afternoon, he'll come at noon or at midnight and he wouldn't come once but thrice [Edited 1/9/05 22:43pm] ... would you run to me if somebody hurt you, even if that somebody was me?
Welcome to "the org", NewFace… they can have you, but I'll have your love in the end. did I say an hour? My face is red, I stand corrected. if U feel alright, let me hear U | |
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If he came knocking on my door, I would open it...and who would'nt.
To see Prince one to one ![]() It would be nice just to talk about philisophical things and about him. Have a cup of tea and cookies, hell maybe I can convince him to stay for dinner! ![]() ![]() Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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If Prince came to my door and tried to convert me I would listen to him preach for about four hours. Then I'd say "Oh I don't think it is for me honey but do you wanna have sex?" Then I'd jump on him and we would proceed to have mad sex on my couch! ![]() | |
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The guestion should b what if Prince came a knockin' dressed like this?
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ThePurplePeopleEater said: The guestion should b what if Prince came a knockin' dressed like this?
![]() Mother Prince ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Miguel ![]() MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I'd duct tape his mouth shut and sit him up on my mantle. ![]() Or maybe I'd just jump his cute ass. ![]() Seriously, I'd probably invite him in. Not because I'm interested in converting, but I'd wanna ask him why he thought it was a good idea. What lead him to it? Why JW? That sort of thing. Whatever he thinks makes him happy, ya know? I'm just curious what brought him to that point. [Edited 1/10/05 0:00am] "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ThePurplePeopleEater said: The guestion should b what if Prince came a knockin' dressed like this?
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Max said: jw put a number on the souls that will go to heaven
this is not true. However I would love to know what he understands about this religion. Heck I would love to know what he understands about alot of things. | |
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If prince came a knockin on my door? ![]() First I would let them in and pretend I'm a believer...than in an unguarded moment I'd get his ass and spank him: "You've been a bad, bad, boy! You've got to forget this JW bullsh.t and start to play Darling Nikki on your tour and send Larry away for everybody's funkin' sake!!!" ![]() ![]() ![]() [Edited 1/10/05 1:30am] | |
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Lodger said: If prince came a knockin on my door?
![]() First I would let them in and pretend I'm a believer...than in an unguarded moment I'd get his ass and spank him: "You've been a bad, bad, boy! You've got to forget this JW bullsh.t and start to play Darling Nikki on your tour and send Larry away for everybody's funkin' sake!!!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Careful though, he might like that. ![]() [Edited 1/10/05 4:43am] "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Tonylover said: if prince came knocking at your door one afternoon and asked you to convert to the jw religion???
this would mean that he would come into your home.. possibly meet some of your family .. sit down with you..chat with you about jw...maybe even invite you back to his place for a cuppa.. nah lol seriously what would u do?? would you give up ur religion for prince??? would you give up ur religion for prince???[/ i would give nothing up for "Prince" | |
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Only if he married me! Otherwise - forget it! I'm not about to give up celebrations (b-day, X-mas, etc.) | |
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meow85 said: Lodger said: If prince came a knockin on my door?
![]() First I would let them in and pretend I'm a believer...than in an unguarded moment I'd get his ass and spank him: "You've been a bad, bad, boy! You've got to forget this JW bullsh.t and start to play Darling Nikki on your tour and send Larry away for everybody's funkin' sake!!!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Careful though, he might like that. ![]() ![]() | |
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Uh duh! I'd open the door and let him in!! He could be talking about JW or selling Avon, it wouldn't make a difference cuz I'd be too busy drooling!! | |
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I would convert him to no religion!!!!! | |
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Nope Already Converting to Buddism... | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: Uh duh! I'd open the door and let him in!! He could be talking about JW or selling Avon, it wouldn't make a difference cuz I'd be too busy drooling!!
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I wouldn't convert for him to the JW religion
They are a bunch of walking contradictions Now having said that probably after hours of listening & debating with Prince, he'd end up manipulating me in such a subtle way, i'd be asking where do i sign..... damn u Prince..... WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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Hell Yeah!! I'd give up not going to church and believing in my own way for a few weeks to have that pleasure..i'm openminded and like to look into different views of life | |
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Mach said: Tonylover said: if prince came knocking at your door one afternoon and asked you to convert to the jw religion???
this would mean that he would come into your home.. possibly meet some of your family .. sit down with you..chat with you about jw...maybe even invite you back to his place for a cuppa.. nah lol seriously what would u do?? would you give up ur religion for prince??? would you give up ur religion for prince???[/ i would give nothing up for "Prince" i would at least give up the drawers to him, but never the religion. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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I'd tell him life after death really does exist and we don't turn to dust when we die. I don't think it would go down really well though. | |
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1sexymf said: Only if he married me! Otherwise - forget it! I'm not about to give up celebrations (b-day, X-mas, etc.)
yeh i feel the same way.. i would never give up my religion for prince.. however like you i would consider it if he told me that he would marry me .. | |
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I would tell him to come in and I would go get my white hood. I would then proceed to convert and drink tea with him. I would tell him that Larry Graham is the man and we could all learn something from him.
Then I would come on here as a likely promise I would make and try to convert people, knowing that the sucess rate would be next to zero, but trying anyway. "Did u love somebody
But got no love in return? Did u understand the real meaning of love? That it just is and never yearns" ...Prince | |
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Tonylover said: if prince came knocking at your door one afternoon and asked you to convert to the jw religion???
this would mean that he would come into your home.. possibly meet some of your family .. sit down with you..chat with you about jw...maybe even invite you back to his place for a cuppa.. nah lol seriously what would u do?? would you give up ur religion for prince??? I'd treat him just like any other person that comes by the house without calling first - I would show up at the door buttnaked with a shotgun. Onion Juice appears courtesy of Streethop.com | |
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I'd give Prince the same treatment that I give all the other Jehovah's Witnesses that knock at my door. I throw in a porno movie so they can see it in the background. They don't usually stand in my doorway very long. ![]() Andy is a four letter word. | |
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I would lure Prince inside my house by offering him a plate of chinese noodles with cream sauce and then I'd force him into my secret dungeon and not allow him any phone calls and then I'd tell him "bitch you betta have my money"! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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