Let's have a contest to see who has the best Prince joke!

I don't have one, you start.

Knock Knock...

During the '86 - '87 period prince was working on a demo for a new song. Excited about the track, he was keen to play it for the other band members. Prince grabs the tape and jumps into his T-bird and heads of to matt finks home. Pulling up on the drive and knocking on the front door, Prince is greeted by Dr Fink's wife. It is from his wife that he learns that Dr Fink is not at home but should be returning shortly as she will be serving dinner in an hour. Dr Fink's wife suggest that prince comes in and waits. Whilst waiting in the front room, Prince picks up on the fact that Mrs Fink is comming onto him. Being the Instiable rock star he is, prince takes her up on her advances and they end up having sex on the floor. After they have finished, Mrs fink strightens herself up and goes to check on the food that she is cooking. By this time, Dr Fink is over an Hour late in getting home. Affraid that the food she has cooked will go to waste, she decides to ask prince if he would care to join her for dinner. Prince asks "what will we be eating?". To which, Mrs fink says "fish, Prince". Prince looks disgusted by her reply, says "no, i certainly will not", and storms towards the front door. Mrs fink is puzzled by his response and heads to the door to find out the reason for his actions. Mrs fink comfronts Prince and says "We just had great sex on my floor and then i offer you my husbands fish dinner and you leave in a huff! what is going on, Prince?". Prince looks at her and replies " i may be qualified for a one night stand but i could never take the PLAICE of your man".

squirrelgrease said:

Who's there?

howcomeudontcallme said:

That's awful!

Prince: "I Am The World" "There is a time when he must heed a certain call- bodyguards calling to be set free." Prince: "Those muthas arent the world without me. I am the world, I am the children. I am the one who had to bail them out, now start givin', It's a choice I made, the kids will have to wait, there's got to be another way to get on MTV. I am the one who makes a brighter day, but just don't push me! I am the world! Start giving!" Sat. Night Live March 30 1985. Billy Crystal as Prince.

How could you just leave it standing
Alone on the fryer so cold
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I just like my meat cooked, no mould
Maybe I'm just like my stomach, it's never satisfied
Why do ice-cream when there's another
This is what is tastes like
When doves fry

littlemissg said:

Mani...

squirrelgrease said:

Mani who?????

BobGeorge909 said:

"Mani times I have to tell you Larry? I'm not tryin' to steal your 'look' by growin' a moustache!"

squirrelgrease said:

that one wins my vote (that is if this were a competition, u understand)

howcomeudontcallme said:

Prince driving a T-Bird... was that the joke??? lol

sexkitten04 said:

Do your homework, child. P was still driving his fathers old white T-Bird as late as '88.

Biah said:

GAME OVER, YOU WIN!!!! [b]

yeah, that one was funny! ha! that one gets my vote, the " sorry dude ur to late" one

How 'bout Prince-related joke?

How can U tell when Apollonia is at your door?

Bcuz she doesn't know when 2 come in and can't find the right key.

Q: How many Prince fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 12. 1 to change it, and the other 11 to stand around and say:

...I think it's the best light bulb change ever!
...I think it's the worst light bulb change ever!
...It's not the best light bulb change, but it's still better than what anyone else has done this year!
...When are we gonna get a new light bulb?!
...Next time we have to change a light bulb, we should do it this way...!
...What's the meaning behind these light bulb instructions?!
...Is it just me, or is this light bulb getting lighter as the years go by?!
...Just how many unreleased light bulbs are there?!
...What's your favorite light bulb change ever?!
...Changing light bulbs was so much better in the '80s!
...I've had it with changing light bulbs - I'm outta here!

toejam said:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah, yo, that wassss fuuuuunnnnnyyyyy, thanx.

On the last day of her life Lady Di changed her name.
Since that day she's "The Artist Formely Known As Princess.