The song suggests that it's a dance.

But I don't think I've ever seen it performed as a dance?

Anybody know what the steps are?

I'm still trying to find out what the Gay Gordan is!!

its a bedroom dance

"Listen to me while I show U how 2 do it.
Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it.
Movin' your legs from left to right,
your arms up high like an eagle in flight.
Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
Jack-be-nimble - whew - you're doin' it, see!
The Horny Pony, y'all. There ya go, there ya go.
It's the Horny Pony."

There ya go.

MrJoker said:

I believe he performed the dance in Rio - January, 1991.

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langebleu said:

langebleu said it! ya'll better recognise!

MrJoker said:

that sounds really gay.


and i'm gay. so i should know.

Anxiety said:

U aren't fooling anybody you butchass wannabe gay man

AsianBoi777 said:

ah shut yer pie-cake, vaginia mae.

Anxiety said:

And, yes, Vaginia...there is a Horny Pony (it's actually a dance...he does it in "Grafitti Bridge" during "Tick Tick Bang" I hate knowing that )
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langebleu said:

That's right!

althom said:

you didn't know that!

Anxiety said:

I did to monkeyface!

althom said:

you don't know that i have a monkeyface!!!

Anxiety said:

You do!

althom said:

B NNED!!!

Anxiety said:

Monkey!

althom said:

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Yes it is a dance, and yes Prince has performed it.


and yes, this is the Wrong Forum.

BorisFishpaw said:

i have absolutely NO idea what you're talking about.

Anxiety said:

Dude. You are the least gay person at this site. And I don't mean this in any derogative sense. I mean I am certainly 75 billion times more gay than you are, all down to the camp attitude, and I scream in terror whenever I see an open air exposed -dick. Even if that is mine!

Novabreaker said:

i own 'mommie dearest', 'showgirls', 'women in revolt' and the collected works of john waters on dvd. one of my top five favorite albums of all times is the 'xanadu' motion picture soundtrack. my all-time favorite film ever is 'gray gardens'. my friends bring their christmas presents over to my place because i'm good at wrapping and making bows. and if all that wasn't enough, i'm posting on an asianboi thread. dude. i'm pretty fuckin' gay.

Anxiety said:

Do U mean gay as in "homosexual" or gay as in "dude, that is SO gay" ?

AsianBomb777 said:

i mean gay as in "asianbomb777".

Anxiety said:

ok, I now have it in writting from someone I consider a true expert on this subject.

JDINTERACTIVE's Ass is toast. I am now the org's gay icon.

I am positive that the dance he is doing during "Tick, Tick, Bang" in Grafitti Bridge is the Horny Pony.

Anxiety said:

Hahaha!! God I wish I was that gay.
John Waters rocks. Female Troubles all time favorite movie.

Miguel


p.s. listening to Until Your In My Arms Again, ultimate gay song.