littlemissg said:

Mr. Nelson, you are a very lucky man. It looks like you have had a concussion due to an extremely large blow to the head. Thats the good news, the bad news is that whatever it was that hit you in the head was not due to an object falling on you.

Prince replied, "What in the hell you talkin' about doc? Are you saying that someone purposely hit me in the back of my head?"

The doctor said yes, "While examining you, we had our forensic doctors to come in because we thought that the wound looked kind of weird. It was shaped in a weird shape with a loop at the top and an arrow at the bottom, but the way the print layed on your head could have made it impossible for the object to fall on you. Anyway, our forensic doctors finally ruled that someone tried to hurt you on purpose, is there anyone you know of that is trying to kill you?"

Prince gave the doctor a smirk and said....
[Edited 12/25/04 7:00am]

tommy lee came through the door--- replete with inflamed rashes across a good half of his naked body
After piping Mayte, I realized that i tattooed her lips on my neck for one reason and for one reason only--
Because those lips were privileged enough to touch yours--
I must have you or no one else will."


Tommy lee pushed mani out of a window in a frenzied rush and wisked to P's bedside--
On 1 knee, he started to sing...

cinnamonjo said:

Baby, baby, baby
Can't u stay with me tonight?
Oh baby, baby, baby
Don't my kisses please u right?
U were so hard 2 find
The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime...

"Don't touch me! And don't never never ever cover me!" Prince said pushing Tommy Lee away from him. Before Tommy could get to his feet, the Doctor knelt down with a hypo and gave Tommy Lee a seditative. "OUch! Man what was that? Will it get the party started faster? You know I like to to paaaa..." Tommy Lee said as he slipped into a deep sleep. "Thanks Doc, you saved me!" Prince said. Mani came running into the room breathless and covered with pine needles. "Prince, are you ok baby?" she managed to say. "I'm fine. The doc gave Tommy Lee a nighty night shot. Are you ok, muffin?" Prince replied. "Yes, luckily we are only on the 2nd floor, and some bushes broke my fall."

"Actually, no one in this room may be ok" said the doctor bent over Tommy Lee. "Unless I'm wrong, we all been exposed to a highly contagious disease your friend here is carrying. We have to be quarantined!" “Noooo!, yelled Prince, “What does that bastard have? The doctor told Prince....

....he has MANGINA said the doctor. And the only cure is to lie down for 3 days with a metal pole in your anus, and to have your scrotum stapeld to something, preferably something sturdy like a large piece of plywood.

And, it's been proven that your survival rate increases if you amputate your left arm from the elbow down.

So there Prince, Mani, Lisa, and Wendy were--laying down on wood boards, each with an amputated left arm. Prince with his scrotum stapled to the wooden board again. Lisa, Wendy and Mani with scrotomizers attached to their nappy dugouts.

'Will we make it through these three days? Will we make it through THESE THREE Days' thought Prince.

Ignoring his discomfort and sudden itch in his ankles, Prince looked at the women, and said, "Anyone got any confessions they'd like to share?"...

Wendy looks up from her sickbed and sighs---

"Well, you've never met ur clone, P."

P jerks up and screams out in pain realizing his stapled condition,"Another mother walking around with my genes for 19 years and I ain't met him? Does he know who I am? Where he been? Don't he like my music? Dont he like the way we are?"

Mani, straining to listen, then blurts out,"...

cinnamonjo said:

Clone!! What clone? Mani cried confused.

Prince had a sad look on his face, he hoped he would never have to tell Mani his shameful secret. “Mani, I had myself cloned, it was done in secret aboard. I wanted to make sure my talent would survive, at least that was what I told myself, but really I wanted to be immortal, and godlike. When the clone was born, I shipped him off to be raised by loyal employees of mine, who would expose him to every kind of music, and develop his natural born talent. I gave him the kind of childhood I wished I had. My clone grew up with the best of everything, except a real parent, because I was afraid of my secret being discovered. I was going to introduce him one day as a child from a long ago affair. But he rebelled against having his live dictated to him, and ran away. I guess that proves how much like me he is.

Mani asked, “Why haven’t you told me this before?”
“Cloning illegal Mani, and now as a Witness, I know it’s wrong to play God.” Prince answered quietly.

“Well, where is he now? What does he do?” Mani asked still stunned by the revelation.
Prince replied “ He’s.....

littlemissg said:

In Ashanti's video. You know the one where she looks like a knock off version of Beyonce with the hideous dance moves. Well the guy who is "trying" to dress like me is my clone. I could have sworn I had my lawyers put him under a contract that he couldn't appear in any videos of any other artists without my consent, but I guess he decided to breach it.

Now some of my fan base have the nerve to think that its me in the video and not only that, had something to do with the song. Its ludicrist, how in the hell would i produce some trash like that?

Right then and there, the phone rang, and speak of the devil....

missfee said:

“Princcce, this is your clone, James Starr.” the voice said over the bedside speaker phone.
Prince: Jamie!
James: Not Jamie, James! I reject that name as I reject your purple punkness!
Prince: Punkness? I’m the top earning performer for 2004!
James: So what! I’m your soulless creation, and I hate your soulfulness! My destiny is to destroy everything you stand for. Artists will be slaves to the Giant Music Conglomerates! Hillary Duffy will be the new Missy Elliot! Every “new” song will be made from samples of old ones. Free pork roast will be served at every concert, and...

Prince: NOOOO! Stop it, you’re my son! Great Jehovah what have I done?!

Laughing, James: Jehovah has nothing to do with this! You left Jehovah out of my creation! Now you will experience the dark side! HEEETEEHEEHEE,” click. The phone when dead.

Lisa: Wow his voice is just like yours.

Prince, restrained in his hospital bed laid quitely for several minutes and then said.....

..then said, "How many days has it been since I got my balls stapled to this wooden board?" I got to get outta here so I can go kick somebody's ass.

It was at that momment that the the Hostpital room television turned on and MTV news came on.

THe story was about how Warner Bros. just announced that they cast TOby Maguire to play a young Prince in the upcoming unauthorized Prince movie....

AsianBoi777 said:

that would be entitled the Prodigal Genius, only in Imax theaters, and rated NC-17.

Prince screamed
"DAMNIT JAHOVAH! i have to get outta here! i can't believe they picked a white boy to play me! no one can match my sexiness and my genius!"
"shut up!" said Mani. "we have to figure out how to get outta here! i'm in a shit load of pain and it really sucks not having an arm u know!"
just then the hospital doctor walked back into the room. he silently walked past to the tv and changed the channel. a strange look came over the doctors face.
"HAHAHA! now you will have to stay here forever! i am working for a "friend" of yours in the music business. all you have to do is look at the tv screen and everything will be alright."
"man shut the fuck up! i don't have to look at no dumbass tv screen if i don't want to! do u know who i AM?' shouted Prince. just then some horrible hypnosis came across the screen and a sound that prince knew so well was filling the hospital room like a horrible poison.
"I just wanna touch and kiss and i wish that i could be with you tonight. you give me butterflies inside inside at night"
"NOOOOO!"
(i have nothing against MJ. infact i love his music. XCEPT for inspiration).....

This without a doubt, was the worst fix Prince had ever been in: Worst than Wagner Bros., worst than any relationship, worst than the Black Album. His arm was gone, his nuts were stapled to plywood, he had a rod up his behind (not unusual, just uncomfortable), and worst of all he was listening to Michael Jackson’s latest album! Prince was saying an urgent silent prayer, when from under the door a purple gas filled the room.

The evil doctor stopped laughing “What!! Cough, cough,” and fainted.
Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis burst through the door wearing gas mask. “I knew that canister of Prince's flatulence gas would come in handy one day!” Exclaimed Jimmy. “Jimmy! Terry!” Prince cried, “I’m so glad to see you!” Jimmy quickly handcuffed, and bound the doctor, while Terry freed Prince. Terry explains, “ When we saw MTV News we knew something was very wrong. Fortunately, Michael’s sisters Janet and LaToya are fans of yours, and told us his crazy plan to make your public image more wacked than his!” Prince now free, ran to Mani’s side, and freed here as quickly as he could with one arm. “My career is harmed beyond repair with one arm. I can’t play!” Prince said sadly. “No, it ain’t Purple, we got you covered. Your arms are frozen and ready for re-attachment. Our doctor won’t even leave a scar.” Jimmy reassured Prince and Mani. “Please get us out of here, and get our clothes! I ‘m not going anywhere in this butt-out gown!” Mani commanded. "Oh come on Mani! Showing a little sexy ham in public can be a good thing!" Prince told his wife. In a police motorcade, The Nelsons left the hospital...
[Edited 12/28/04 15:42pm]

YOU MUTHAFUCKAZ are crazeeeee!!!!

littlemissg said:

and dashed to James Starr's hideout. With Jimmy and Terry still tagging along with them, they were now the drivers of the getaway car as Prince and Mani tried to sneak into the imposters' hide out. From outside in the alley, they could hear him chopping up Prince's "17 days". Apparently they figured out that he had been downloading tracks from the internet for free and had been trying to re-record them with his hideous vocals for a debut album.

Prince said to mani, "that bitch, i've created a lip synching, downloading cocksucker!!!" I bet he's been trying to break into my vault 2, I saw some butter knife scratches on it yesterday and couldn't figure out where the misprints came from." Mani said to her husband, "listen honey, maybe we can take him through the window". Prince agreed and as he took a peak through the window to see if the coast was clear, he was shocked to see....
[Edited 12/28/04 16:05pm]
[Edited 12/28/04 16:06pm]

missfee said:

a mirror image of himself when he was nineteen years old, only his clone had good eating habits all his life and was half a foot taller, obviously spent time in the gym lifting weights, had his teeth bonded, and wore his hair in a long cut. However to Prince's disgust, he brought his clothes at Sears. "Oh My God! Are those Toughskins??" His dance moves were smooth, but the looking in his eyes was pure evil, sort of like Prince when he wore lots of eyeliner. Prince reported what he saw to Mani. "How are we going to handle this?" Mani asked. Prince thought...
[Edited 12/29/04 15:40pm]

littlemissg said:

and said, "I'll try to reason with him, he is my flesh and blood. No child is bad from the beginning, they just imitate their atmosphere, even a clone." "But Prince He's Dangerous!" Mani said holding her husband's hands. "That's true, but to destroy him is like destroying myself, I have to try to reach him. Wait here, and watch in case there's trouble." Prince said bravely, giving Mani a kiss. Prince went to the front door and knocked...
[Edited 12/29/04 15:42pm]

The door swung open and James stared for a moment in disbelief. “Hello, James , may I come in?” “I can’t believe you’re here! How did you find me?” The shocked clone asked. Prince brushing past him into the room said, “Easy, I just follow the path of CD’s you left behind”. Prince turned and looked at his clone as the door slammed shut. “So, we finally meet just nineteen years late!” , James said stepping over broken cd’s. “I see you got your arm back.” “The better to whoop your silly a** with if you don’t straighten up!”, Answered Prince. James laughed “Go ahead it doesn’t matter anyway!” Prince reached out and grabbed his clone, only to knock off his wig! Prince’s clone was completely bald. “What happened to you?” Prince asked shocked. “Cloning technology is what happened! As soon as I matured, I began decaying, this time next year I’ll be dead!” Prince understood, “We can do something about that”, Prince said reaching out his hand. James took it., “Why don’t you come with us?” Prince said motioning to Mani to come in. “It going to be great!” Prince said, giving James a big wet kiss on the cheek. Suddenly, James turned blue and fell to the floor! The spot on the cheek were prince kissed him started to smoke, and James combust into flames! In under a minute he as nothing but a pile of ashes! “Oh yeah, I remember now, I wasn't able to go near him because my DNA may cause his to become unstable, as the copy tries to reform to the original. My Bad!” said Prince to Mani. “Let’s go home, I’m hungry.” said Mani. The couple hoped a ride back with Jimmy and Terry, who where still waiting, and invited them in for lunch...

Meanwhile, a mysterious woman approaches a witch doctor in New Orleans, and says, “ Here’s the money, now do the hex.” “Very well, but be sure this is what you want”, the black magic practitioner replied. “I’m very sure! Here is the personal item you need, and a picture of him.” The witch doctor looks at the picture, “Good Gravy, that’s Prince! You want to whammy Prince?” “Yes, I giving you plenty to do it, so on with it!” the woman answered. “It’s your $10 K sweetie!” Putting on her cloak, the spell caster threw a mixture from her gris-gris bag on the fire . Then lifting her divining rod above her head the witch doctor enchanted:

Spirits, Ghosts, and seeing eyes
enforce the spell I now devise!
For the Purple One who sings pretty songs
things now will go so very wrong!
His creative juices while boiling hot
will produce words that flow like frozen snot!
Bound the muse that guides his tongue
he now repeats only what others have done!
Osmuns, Yoko Uno, William Hung,
his cool is now lost, undone
the sweet taste of music has left his tongue!

The Dark Magic Woman throws the picture & one of Prince’s gloves from the Lovesexy tour on the fire, it flames brightly for several seconds, and then goes dark. “There its done”, the witch doctor said, removing her cloak.
“Good! Let’s see him annul that!” Mayte begins to laugh uncontrollably....

still standing over James' ashes prince felt a chill go down his spine.
"sweetums.." he said. he felt ill. Suddenly looking at Mani he felt no inspriation. nothing felt real. it was as if his mojo had been lost even further.
"Prince baby what's wrong?" asked Mani, confused by the worried look in her husbands eye.
"i don't know what it is but i feel so... uninspired! quick! do u have a piece of paper?"
"Yea.. here's a receipt from my purse. and here's a purple gel pen. Honey..." Mani was now totally alarmed.
Prince sat on a rusty chair in the corner. he sat for several minutes when he started to write. Then he abrutly stopped.
"oh sweet jahovah mani! what's happened to me? i ....i... oh NOOOOO!"....

Prince was totally blocked. He didn’t have a verse in him.
Prince: Mani let’s get back to the car, I want to go to the studio.
Jam & Lewis: Well, what happened?
Mani sadly: Let just say, Its over and James left quickly.
Prince: Come on Homes, let’s go to the studio! I feel the need to Jam!
Jimmy made himself comfortable at the keyboard, Terry chose a bass from Prince’s assortment, and Prince picked up his favorite Telecaster. Jimmy kicked them off with a chord, and Prince and Terry quickly jumped in. The music filled the air and Prince added the drum machine.
Prince: I called Larry to join us, but Tina has him on lock down.
Jimmy: Let’s see what you got P!
Prince strummed the telecaster and sang:

I like crackers and cheese
I like dogs with no fleas
But Mama I need an aspirin please!

Jam & Lewis laughed at Prince’s goofy lyrics. Prince sang again:

Eye got love, joy, and peace
Your lovin is a thrill
But Eye only got a hour to kill
So Eye rather do your pretty niece

Terry: Stop kidding Prince!
Jimmy: Yeah! Lets go! Do Me Baby! 1, 2, 3..

Prince sang:
Here we are in this big old empty room, staring each other down
U want me just as much as I want U, let's stop fooling around
Take me baby... bend me over... play with my stuff
Bring out what's been in me for far too long
Baby, u know that's all I've been wanting it rough
Do Me Baby, like u never done before
Give it to me till right here on the floor
Do Me Baby, tie me up and hold me down
I want u now, I just can't can’t keep being a clown

Prince stopped: I didn’t mean to say that!

Jimmy: Sure Man! Get serious! You start.
Prince took a deep breath, playing a familiar tune, he began to sing:

Eye heard Ur voice this morning calling me out my name
It had been so long since Eye heard it that it didn't sound quite the same, no
But it let me know that my name had never really been taken in vain B4 the day Eye picked up your behind up and put you on the gravy train

Prince: Something is wrong here..Guys I don’t think I’m fully recovered. I need to go home.
Prince changed into his lounging tunic, and lay on his bed. Mani brought Prince a glass on freshly squeezed orange juice and an aspirin. Mani stretched out beside him, and stroked his hair.
Mani: Do you want me to call our doctor?
Prince: No, I just need some rest.
He was sure the problem was just stress. He had been nearly murdered, amputated, impaled, stapled, and he watched his clone die in a puff of smoke. Prince forced himself to relax. He dug a picture of an ocean of violets in bloom. Mani stuck a beautiful pose holding a bouquet, pollen dusted her nude body. Prince stood nude by his canvas, painting the scene in bold strokes with his brush. He was adding a ray of sun to highlight Mani’s hair when, out of nowhere storm clouds gathered and golden rain fell. Instead of raindrops, tiny unpronounceable symbols fell first as a sprinkle, then as a torrent. The couple ran, but couldn’t escape the sharp stinging symbols tearing their skin. Prince jerked awake.
Mani sat up: Prince, are you ok?
Prince: It was just a bad dream.
Prince somehow managed to get a few hours of sleep. Prince felt much better in the morning, and planned the day ahead as he soaked in the tub. Mani broke to the surface of the tub.
Mani: GRASP! Your royal penis is clean Dear.
Prince: Thanks Mani. Why don’t you join me in the studio today?
Mani: I ‘d love to!
Mani gave Prince a loving smile. She wanted to stay close to him just in case he wasn’t fully recovered. After breakfast the couple drove to the studio. Prince did an audio check, and loaded a track. Mani sat on the leather couch, and watched. Prince stepped up to the microphone and sang:

Hey, lover, I got a sausage
That I wanna use on you,
Baby can you stand the Polish
Hey, lover, sugar don't you see?
There's so many things that you can catch from me
Ooo baby!
All I wanna see is the red in your eyes (hey, lover)
And all I wanna is to swat your too thick thighs
All I wanna feel is burning itching flames (hey, lover)
Tell me, tell me, baby, does your disease have a name?
Tell me that U feel the same way I do
Tell me that U are going to hurl

Mani was throughly shocked. He husband couldn’t sing a song he could usually do in his sleep. She stared at Prince, sweat was pouring from him, and he looked truly confused. Prince stopped and tried an old favorite:

I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I’m all steamed up I will shout
Tip me over and pour me out!

That worked! Prince smiled, encouraged he sang:

I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your car sideways
That it wouldn't last

See you're the kinda person
That believes running stop lights
gun 'em and leave 'em fast
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz U had a pocket full of tickets
Traffic and some of them expired parking

Prince dropped his guitar and looked at Mani speechless. Mani ran to his side and put her arm around him.
Mani: I’m taking you to a doctor.
Prince: No, take me home, please.
Mani drove home quickly thru the rain. Prince paged thru his notebook which he wrote song ideas, each a little piece of his soul. He sat in the passenger seat trying to reconnect to his muse without success. It was pouring when they pulled into the driveway. As soon as they were thru the door the power went out.
Mani: There’s candles in the dining room.
Prince followed throw off his wet coat. He felt hot and weak. Mani lit a couple of candles, and when to the kitchen to get a flashlight. Prince felt dizzy and slumped over the dining room table.
Mani: Sugar!
Prince: Mani, call the doctor.
That was the last thing Prince said before he passed out. Frantically Mani called the doctor, who said he would be there in minutes, and advised Mani to take Princes temperature. Mani followed the doctor’s order to discover her beloved husband was burning up at 104 degrees! Mani quickly called the doctor back. The doctor had terrifying news, the roads in Chanhassen were all washed out and he or an ambulance couldn’t get thru. The doctor advised Mani to cool Prince down with ice, and to keep him informed of any changes. Mani wrestled Prince out of his clothes, laying him down on the table. She ran to the kitchen and got the half-full ice bucket from the freezer and dumped it on him. She ran back to the freezer and loaded her arms with every frozen dessert she could carry. Mani, fighting tears, spread mounds of Rainbow Sherbet across her ill husband’s chest, Carmel Soy Crunch on his abdomen, placed Lemon Snow Cones under his armpits, packed Chunky Monkey on his groin, Cookie Dough on his left thigh, Pralines & Cream on his right, Chocolate Non-dairy Cream around his neck, Eskimo Pies on his cheeks, and an Ice Sandwich on his forehead. There was a knock at the door. Mani ran to answer it, her heart sunk when see saw it wasn’t an ambulance.
Sisterforscandalous: Hello, we’re sorry to intrude but, were stuck all the roads are washed out.
Mani crying: I need help my husband is sick.
Luv4U: Prince is sick! Quick everyone inside!
The small group of Prince.orgers had made a pilgrimage to MN, and became trapped on the Nelson’s street by a flash flood. Mani told the group how Prince became sicker each time he tried to sing or create.
Littlemissg: That’s a voodoo curse! Quickly everyone, sing! We got to simulate him!
The orgers sung...
[Edited 1/1/05 21:44pm]

With their whole hearts and souls the Orgers sung: Purple Rain, Free, Adore, Sexy Dancer, Violet the Organ Grinder, Cream

Prince stirred slightly and said weakly:Help meee
Mani excitedly: Keep singing! Apply more ice cream!
The Orgers grabbed cartons, and started dumping 31 flavors on Prince. Littlemissg opened a carton of Raspberry Sorbert, when inspiration hit.
Littlemissg” Quick open his mouth!”. Littlemissg placed a large scoop of sorbert on Prince’s tongue. Littlemissg ordered,” Mani get him to swallow it.”
Mani manipulated her husband jaw without success, then put her tongue in his mouth swished the sorbert around his. Prince responded, moving his tongue around hers, he swallowed. Prince smacked his lips and said,”Raspberry Sorbert...Raspberry Beret?”

She wore a raspberry beret
The kind U find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her

“He’s cured! He’s cured!” The happy fans yelled, tears following down their checks. Mani was holding Prince, licking ice off his face. “Let’s help!”Piescesglen said. “I got the Chunky Monkey!” SammiJ called. “No you don’t!” Mani said sternly. Mani started on Prince’s gooey gonads. Redayh, and Littlemissg worked on his chest, Heybaby took an armpit, and AsianBomb777 took the other, Sisforcandalous chomped on Pralines & Cream, and Handclapfingersnap enjoyed the melting Cookie Dough. Luv4U lapped on the rich Chocolate while Cimmonjo, and SammiJ munched Eskimo Pies. GlamSlam and DarkKnight found thier favorites and enjoyed. When they were done Prince looked liked a new born pup. “I feel all better now, thank you.” A grateful Prince said, “Mani hand me that placemat.” Prince put the placemat over his privates, and ran from the room. “He’s bashful you know.” explained Mani. When Prince was showered and dressed he invited the helpful Orgers to a private New Years Eve Concert at Paisley Park as a thank you.

On New Years Eve...

Prince sat down on the edge of the stage at P.P.
"i'd like to thank Jahovah and these crazy orger ppl for saving my life. i cannot understand nor explain what happened when my muse fell apart! and let me tell u, eye will get down to the bottom of this if it's the last thing i do! now tell me. u all are belonging to a fan site devoted to ME. WHO do u think could've possible done somthing this horrible?????"
"ahem!" littlemissq cleared her throat.
"yes?!' said Prince looking hopeful and vengeful at the same time
"well duh!" sisforscandalous said. "it's obvious. it was one of ur past lovers. they would be totally jealous of Mani here and want to get back at u for SOMETHIN that u did in the past to them."
" well, there r a LOT of past lovers u see... what's ur name?"
"names r not important but since u asked i guess there's no harm...'
"NOOOO! we can't tell him our identities. I think that it's someone recent. u've cleared the beef with all yo past lovas." said AsianBomb777
"true...' said Mani icely.
"well then let's think... who is recent lover of mine that would have a grudge against me....OMG" said Prince in sudden eurika moment."MAYTE!"
" [/i][b]finally!" groaned AsianBomb just then a flash of white blinding light poured from the heavens aiming directly at Prince.
"Jahovah?!" he cried into the night
the light grew closer and closer when it finally....

sisforscandalous said:

Landed on the lawn outside. The helicopter door open and Clay Aiken ran out. "Helloo!, Hey Prince I'm Glad your home! Hope you don't mine my dropping in." Clay called as he moved toward the stage to shake Prince's hand. "The American Idol Kid! What are you doing here?" Clay looked serious, "Can we speak in private for a moment?" "Sure man, follow me". Prince led Clay to a room backstage. Clay told Prince, "I released a Pop album and a Christmas album, had a successful tour, and my own Christmas special. But my accountant said after deducting promotional, wardrobe, travel, and production expenses, advances, my industrial strenght hair gel, and t-shirts for Simon I just made $267.42 this year!" Prince shooked his head, "That's what I been trying to tell you newbies! Do you own your masters?" Clay stared at the ground, "No, It was part of the contract,the company keeps the masters." Prince reached in his pocket and gave Clay his business card. "When you contract expires, or better yet you get a hot-shot lawyer to get you out of it, call me." Clay smiled, "Thanks Prince, I knew you were a fan!" Prince's face screwed in disgust,"Don't go crazy kid, I don't watch the show! But Paula's my girl!" Clay blushed,"If you don't mind I like to ask you something non-business related." "What is it Clay?" Prince replied. "You know Paula she's, she's a real lady. Beautiful, classy, experienced.." Prince interupted "Your digging her!" Clay looked away and said "Yeah, I really am, but she thinks I just a kid. I was kinda hoping you could give me some advice."
Prince thought for a moment,why not? "Come here, here's what you do..."
[Edited 1/4/05 15:45pm]
[Edited 1/4/05 15:48pm]

Prince led Clay inside Paisely and pulled down a cardboard box filled to the brim with papers.
"U diggin Paula, she thinks that ur a kid. U gotta do more than just stand there and belt out music." Prince said wisely

"what am i supposed to do???' asked Clay incredulously.

"damn boy ain't u ever told a woman how u feel about her?? u gots ta make it sexy but not dirrty cuz that might turn em off ya see..."

"man u really R a musicologist!" Clay exclaimed interrupting the old school master of funk. Prince blushed but then quickly got back to the topic at hand.

"alright boy here's what u gotta do... now quick, say something romantic to me that u think might turn a woman on. no need to be ashamed boy!"

"well...i...uh...*sigh* Alright. I um, i think that u r the most beautiful woman that i've ever seen and uh...that ur ass is fine?"

"i SAID don't make it too dirrty boy!" Prince exclaimed!

suddenly there was a loud honking of car horns outside the doors to Paisely.

'what in the hell..." said P and Clay together.

just then a noise radiated from the stage

"WHEN A MAAAAAN LOVES A WO-MAN! JUST CAN'T HOLD IT INSIDE!!!!!"


"MICHAEL BOLTON!!!!! OMFG!!!!" screamed Prince and clay at the same time
they rushed to the stage as quickly as they could, only to find Mani completely intranced with the singer..

'OH HELL NO!' said P....

sisforscandalous said:

i knew i shouldn't have married a fan. I should have never let mani come between me and mayte, my true love....Mayte here i come!!!!!
He went home and told his assistant to contact Mayte and find out her whereabouts. There was so much to say, so much to do in so little time. P soon realized that the new year had begun. 2004 was over with and so is this thread...