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Met a REAL Prince groupie last weekend My friend and I were sitting at this bar in my city and this crazy woman came over to ask me where I got my dress...we started talking and she told me that she was here for a party with her hubby and that they were from Min Min. Of course I asked her if she had ever been to a Prince show....She lighted up and started screaming that she was a groupie during the Purple Rain era and remembers Prince masturbating on a piano with his guitar. She told me that she used to hang out with him around and after that time. She also said that she keeps it a secret from everyone and tells them that she used to go to John Denver concerts instead. She was nuts, and is now a soccer mom. | |
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Deminarcotix said: She was nuts, and is now a soccer mom.
best. ending to a story. ever. | |
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did you score any prescription-drugs from her at least? | |
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wallysafford said: did you score any prescription-drugs from her at least?
i don't think the kinna drugs she took were prescription.... | |
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Did her name begin with a 'Z' by any chance? | |
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bananacologne said: Did her name begin with a 'Z' by any chance?
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Sorry, I couldn't resist!
I should know better - I'll go 2 my room now... | |
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bananacologne said: Sorry, I couldn't resist!
I should know better - I'll go 2 my room now... I am MrVictor.... | |
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She sounds like a scream. & | |
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bananacologne said: Did her name begin with a 'Z' by any chance?
Ooh, little darlin' if you're
free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours) If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years) Say, let's pretend we're married and go all night | |
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bananacologne said: Did her name begin with a 'Z' by any chance? Andy is a four letter word. | |
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how can a man masurbate with a guitar?
stick it between the strings? Ewww! | |
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MoonCat said: how can a man masurbate with a guitar?
stick it between the strings? Ewww! wow, you gotta be a brand-spankin (no pun intended) new newbie... | |
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yeah, so HOW? I gotta know now!
graphic details please (JUST KIDDING!) but how? | |
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MoonCat said: yeah, so HOW? I gotta know now!
graphic details please (JUST KIDDING!) but how? Prince humped (& masturbated) his guitar like Hendrix on the Dirty Mind tour, Controvery tour on the song Head and Purple Rain tour on Baby Im A Star. Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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MoonCat said: yeah, so HOW? I gotta know now!
graphic details please (JUST KIDDING!) but how? Here's how: http://www.prince.org/msg/7/125930 | |
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I remember watching Prince videos with my lace madonna gloves on MTV when I was about four years old, and I BEGGED my mother at the tender age of 5 to take me to the Prince concert..This woman told me that there was like, um , ejaculatory fluid on stage, fake I'm assuming...but she said that is was squirting from his guitar .. Someone make sense of this!! It's a good thing I didn't go.. And no, I didn't score any scripts from her although I know for a fact she was indeed on them | |
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@ the intital post, the replies, the whole she-bang!
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Deminarcotix said: I remember watching Prince videos with my lace madonna gloves on MTV when I was about four years old, and I BEGGED my mother at the tender age of 5 to take me to the Prince concert..This woman told me that there was like, um , ejaculatory fluid on stage, fake I'm assuming...but she said that is was squirting from his guitar .. Someone make sense of this!! It's a good thing I didn't go.. And no, I didn't score any scripts from her although I know for a fact she was indeed on them
On the Purple Rain tour on the song Baby Im A Star Prince masturbated his guitar and it squirted ejaculatory fluid on stage. Its on the Prince And The Revolution Live video vhs. Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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MoonCat said: how can a man masurbate with a guitar?
stick it between the strings? Ewww! you are 2 cute Mooncat !! Hard to believe I've been on the org for over 25 years now! | |
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Deminarcotix said: My friend and I were sitting at this bar in my city and this crazy woman came over to ask me where I got my dress...we started talking and she told me that she was here for a party with her hubby and that they were from Min Min. Of course I asked her if she had ever been to a Prince show....She lighted up and started screaming that she was a groupie during the Purple Rain era and remembers Prince masturbating on a piano with his guitar. She told me that she used to hang out with him around and after that time. She also said that she keeps it a secret from everyone and tells them that she used to go to John Denver concerts instead. She was nuts, and is now a soccer mom.
I wonder if she is the same lady that I've spoken a few years back that claimed to be a Prince groupie back in Purple Rain days. The woman said she used to date Prince and his bodyguard and also mention doing sexual stuff in that purple car Prince had from the premiere PR party. | |
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