like I give a shit how I "look" on this site. I think u guessed that already right


"Hammerman, hammer, hammerman, hammer....."

Hammer is quite good if you use it like this:

thesexofit said:[quote]


Pinpoint commercial hip hop to Hammer?? Run DMC and N.W.A were more commercialised then Hammer ever was.

I doubt Hammer had anything to do with Hip Hops Global Sucess, except maybe some comedy relief for the real artists!!!

thesexofit said:

HURL

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jonty1975 said:

Ok, I know about DMC and public enemy, nwa, even the beastie boys, but Hammer was first to shift millions WORLDWIDE! Plus lavishly spending millions on a rap video was all hammer. Hammer was different. he did not rely on looking in the hood etc. all commercial hiphop was about ur "cool" image. I think Hammer didn't give a shit, Iam going off topic now.....

these people r dancing to "pray".....

Good God!





























....Hammer Time!!!

please,hammer,don't hurt em'!

thesexofit said:

too much WHAM too little WHAM-O

Check singingfool.com.....but I think it is the "clean" version.....

thesexofit said:

I think the sad but serious point of this all got lost along the way:

Prince actually thought that the whole Hammer thing was worth imitating!!! (1990-93 - OMG, I get icky just thinking about it)

(and that, by the time most people would give an embarrassed smile when they heard Hammer's name, as if they were partly to blame for the debacle known as "Hammer" simply by being inhabitants of the same world that had mysteriously embraced him!)

thesexofit said:

WTF! WTF! WTF!

I considered myself kind of cool in high school, but I never wore that back then. Actually I did have the mini-truck look (mullet) for a second but no socks, with dress shoes. UGHHHH!

Miguel

thesexofit said:

Dude, you are so full of it! But it's okay cuz you give me a laugh every damn time.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

C'mon!!! U weren't young in the '80s if u never had "deck-shoes" which uw ore with no socks!!! Oh, and a thin leather tie, preferably pink!

wasitgood4u said:

Miguel

Bill Hicks On MC Hammer And Others-




And these other musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against them? Boy, do they suck! What a coincidence! Ball-less, souless, spiritless corporate little bitches, suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them. Gnorr. "We're rock stars against drugs cos that's what the President wants." Aw, suck Satan's cock. That's what we want isn't it, government approved rock n roll? Whooh, we're partying now! "We're rock stars who do Pepsi Cola commercials." Gnorr. Suck Satan's cock. Put that big scaly pecker down your gullet. Drink that black worm jism. Drink it! Fill your little bellies. Ha ha ha. Send in Vanilla Ice. Hello Vanilla. Says here on your application, you have no talent, and yet you want to be a star. I think something can be arranged. Whuh. Suck Satan's cock. Gnoor. I will lower the standards of the earth. I will put 56 channels of American Gladiators on every TV. I will put all the money in the hands of 14 year old girls. They will think you are charismatic, deep and edgy. GnnooOOooOor. Send in MC Hammer on your way out.

Hello Hammer. Back again, huh? Boy, that Hammer. There was another boat that left me on the island, man. "Bill, are you gonna get on the Hammer boat with us?" "No, I'd rather stay here and eat my own flesh." Beep, beep. Totally mystifying, I mean, you know you could sit and explain it to me from now until, well, the end of time, and I'll go, "Fucking don't get it, man." "Hammer's a great dancer." Whaaat? The guy's gotta a sand crab in his knickers. [Dances] He's not dancing, he's having a fit! That's Satan's sperm eating its way through the lining of his stomach. Gnoor. 15 minutes almost up, Hammer! Ooorgh argh. Ha ha ha. Send in Marky Mark. Its good for the voice. Hey dont fuck with me man. You know what I mean though, am I the only one that's fucking lost here?

WOW. Man that was funny (seriously..particually "the guy's gotta sand crab in his knickers" U know ur stuff...u even mentioned Marky Mark (I love "good vibrations"

Odd that I used to hear drug fuelled grundge etc type stuff..now iam all clean. No snobbery though, thats just the way I'm livng at the mo'.

Hammer may of lectured about drugs (did he?..proberly did?) but I just don't take music seriously.....I dance, I smile thats it really!

Awesome thread though!

Just because u ain't on drugs does not mean u do shit music though.....but music is music and everyone's different. I have big respect 4 ur writing!

this is an unsuccessful "WANNA BE FUNNY THREAD"

I was not trying to be funny.....this thread was truthful. [flame snipped - Tom]

thesexofit said:

thesexofit said:

conclusion: this guy is a WANNA BE FUNNY NERD

I honeslty like u..... I like truthful.....

I understand the annoyance.....

thesexofit said:

thats why u deleted the "fuck u" part????

very brave!

I didn't do that. i told u it was the moderators.....

thesexofit said:

offended? r u serious?

yes im very offended that ur not funny at all.

i took it personal , ya no...

ok, now THAT was funny tho'

Hammer was the man, Everybody who knew how to dance or wanted to learn how to dance was into hammer, yall can pretend that you was not now, but you know you a lair, Everybody was digging MC Hammer.

Now to the subject, I love Pray because it was When Doves Cry with props to God, but you can't even compare the two, thats like saying who's greater, Michael Jordan or Kobe, when Kobe copied all of michaels moves, and still can't be what mike was.

I know hammer is a Prince groupie, saw him at several concerts last year, Prince even hollered out to him in a few of them. So Hammer's cool,