Hilarious and thanks for bringing a smile to my face on a cold grey london monday morning. By the way I think P had come across the concept of prayer before becoming a Jehovah and before Hammer made Pray, but thanks once again

Hammer was real! There is no site at all dedicated to the one they call Hammer (as it was written). There is 4 white clone Vanilla ice though and even Milli Vanilli but no hammer! Hammer was HUGE at one point and yet no fans at all? Maybe all Hammer fans should come out and "pray to still like the Hammer today"?


Or hold hands and gaze at the images printed from the book of hammer:-




"MC Hammer, there is no equal!"

thesexofit said:

Have u taken into consideration into why this maybe. Probably because he wasnt original. He was a one hit wonder, has been and wonna be. Your funny !!!!!

Why dont you start up ur own Hammmer site. I'm sure thats just what the worlds waiting for.

Hey maybe that ain't such a bad idea, except that I would be the only visitor.....but maybe there are some fans somewhere (there bloody must be!)


Mind u, as Paisly said on a nother thread, there was a vh1 movie about him, and a behind the music so ain't all bad!

But people forget that hammer is a big part of raps now globel sucsess. U can pinpoint commercial hiphop back to hammer. Alot of rappers owe him.....and people like Snoop, Outkast, missy elliot do repect him. Eminem does not

oh well...I've read some great shits here...but this is the greatest of all them...by far

go2theMax said:

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thesexofit said:

thanx for the new avatar!

AsianBomb777 said:

thesexofit said:

peuw!! I can smell that dogs butt Yuck!

MoonCat said:

My god..!! U must really have a state-of-the-art computer!! I keep looking at the bikini pic in your profile.. but I smell nada!!

hold up, lemme see if i'm gettin this right:

a prince song
vs.
a rap song with a sample from a prince song in it



....this makes about as much sense as donald trump's hairdo.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That about sums it up....



Btw: people have lost their minds contemplating Trump's haircut.... It's a dangerous subject to be pondering...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

abierman said:

"Me... a rug..? No way!"

MartyMcFly said:

too late!!!!!

abierman said:

"Hmmm Donald... it's so soft and fluffy.... what conditioner do you use?"

abierman said:

Thesexofit:




'This thread has officially been jacked! You're fired!'

abierman said:

omg, is that the beginning of a mullet he's got goin on there?

The Donald is like the new male Farrah Fawcet!

I wear this everywhere!

thesexofit said:

is the dude in the middle wearing his houseshoes with that outfit?

MoonCat said:

thesexofit said:

FASHION POLICE! PUT A SHIRT ON! ALL OF U!

thesexofit said:

LOOK LIKE THREE MALE PROSTITUTES!

thesexofit said:

Well, I dont think Eminem has any real talent myself.Just luck. I think I'm the only person who cant stand his little whinny voice and he aint the prettiest either. Infact I think of him as another Vanilla Ice.

Go ahead with ur Hammer site. There's fans still alive. His music was good at the time.

thesexofit said:

You are either the real MC Hammer hangin' around here trying to make a comeback and some new friends or YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE!!!.... FUCK IT!, THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!