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squirrelgrease said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: you sure that he's goin to wal-mart?  Likety-Split-Mart I hope he's going there to meet Fancy Ray! ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: squirrelgrease said: Likety-Split-Mart I hope he's going there to meet Fancy Ray! P wants to beat his legs for the bad impressions.  If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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squirrelgrease said: HobbesLeCute said: I hope he's going there to meet Fancy Ray! P wants to beat his legs for the bad impressions. thinks about that commercial for village video....  | |
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Ya'll some sick mofo's
btw- incense (gotta restock the NPG Retail supply) ecomomy pack of EverReady AA batteries Pantine pro-V vitamin shampoo & conditioner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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He walks in and gets:
1) Vaseline 2) Bananna 3) 2 Tomatoes " Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder you're all alone It's written all over your face You're just-a rock hard in a funky place " | |
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Ha. Good one.
oh gosh, too funny-- dora the explorer blanket. oh gosh! Too funny. Oh riding boots! too funny! haaaaa I say: 1. a purple hand mirror shaped kind of like that symbol (who knew!) 2. a Nail file 3. People Magazine "The poets are demanding their pay..."
"I'm a radio I'm a country station I'm a little bit corny I'm a wildwood flower..." | |
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OnionJuice said: 1. Women's hair products - but not to use the products but to jack-off to the pictures of women on the front of the boxes (Which reminds me, I need to stop by the beauty supply shop tommorrow
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2. A few bags of Skittles - he won't eat all of them, but just the purple one's. 3. A copy of Graffiti Bridge on DVD - just to show that somebody is buyin it. goodness!!! "The poets are demanding their pay..."
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too funny! oh gosh! i'm dying over here!
3. A copy of Graffiti Bridge on DVD - just to show that somebody is buyin it.[/quote] "The poets are demanding their pay..."
"I'm a radio I'm a country station I'm a little bit corny I'm a wildwood flower..." | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: squirrelgrease said: P wants to beat his legs for the bad impressions. thinks about that commercial for village video.... LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN..GIVE IT UP FOR SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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DarkKnight1 said: He has 3 items on his shopping list. What are they and what are they for?
1. Tissue, don't we all need it
2. Musicology, to show his fans that he do listen to his own music as much as they do. 3. Facial cleanser, because your face can't be that perfect without using something to help it look that smooth. | |
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glamslamkid said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: thinks about that commercial for village video.... LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN..GIVE IT UP FOR SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!  | |
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glamslamkid said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: thinks about that commercial for village video.... LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN..GIVE IT UP FOR SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! brilliant (Insert something clever here) |
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1. Tootsie pops - because they're yummy.
2. Socks- because who has socks tailor made? 3. Duncan Hines Lemon Cake Mix - just like Mom used to make. | |
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1,oreos
2.whipped cream 3.herbal tea(green mint) | |
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He gets a key made (For the Vault)
Gets his eyes checked/contacs And gets a Manicure/Pedicure Oh yeah, this is SUPERWALMART | |
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His list says:
1. Find the manager and kill him! 2. Remember: Wal-Mart is an evil corporation that starts with the same letter as another evil corporation... OH, don't get me started!! 3. The check-out chicks don't own their own Mastercards!!! "We've never been able to pull off a funk number"
"That's becuase we're soulless auttomatons" | |
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1) Condoms
2) A new sex toy for Mani 3) Soymilk  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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1) Pink Oil Moisturizer. the 32 oz. bottle
2) Isoplus Wrap Lotion. The 32 oz. bottle 3) A silk scarf to wrap the hair at night.  you know it's true.  | |
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KY jelly
Vaseline Crisco Different flavers to fit his many moods. (Insert something clever here) |
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psychodelicide said: 1) Condoms
2) A new sex toy for Mani 3) Soymilk walmart is a family store. they would never have a sex toy!!  | |
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JasmineFire said: psychodelicide said: 1) Condoms
2) A new sex toy for Mani 3) Soymilk walmart is a family store. they would never have a sex toy!! Produce department is full of them. (Insert something clever here) |
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DarkKnight1 said: JasmineFire said: walmart is a family store. they would never have a sex toy!! Produce department is full of them. | |
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JasmineFire said: 1) Pink Oil Moisturizer. the 32 oz. bottle
2) Isoplus Wrap Lotion. The 32 oz. bottle 3) A silk scarf to wrap the hair at night. you know it's true. There ya go!  To GOD be the Glory! | |
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JasmineFire said: psychodelicide said: 1) Condoms
2) A new sex toy for Mani 3) Soymilk walmart is a family store. they would never have a sex toy!! I dunno, a Super Walmart might, those stores seem to carry EVERYTHING. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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DarkKnight1 said: JasmineFire said: walmart is a family store. they would never have a sex toy!! Produce department is full of them. Told ya! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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JasmineFire said: 1) Pink Oil Moisturizer. the 32 oz. bottle
2) Isoplus Wrap Lotion. The 32 oz. bottle 3) A silk scarf to wrap the hair at night. you know it's true. oh lawd, you mentioned pink lotion...but seriously, that stuff's awesome. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:[quote]oh yeah, forgot about the 3 items he'd get:
1) one of them cheap dinette sets 2) a dora the explorer blanket 3) a 30-pack box of ramen noodles Cosign.  Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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glamslamkid said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: thinks about that commercial for village video.... LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN..GIVE IT UP FOR SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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