He has 3 items on his shopping list. What are they and what are they for?

DarkKnight1 said:

nose hair clippers ear hair clippers and ajax




for his nose,ears, and tub

LOL eww

uhhhm...a new purple note book...some purple maybelline eyeshadow (its so the secret 2 his youth!) ...aaaaandd....some toilet paper...u kno -- to end all these rumours that we orgers started LOL

1. 2.5 pounds of ground beef.
2. A hunting rifle
3. Mariah Carey's "Glitter" on DVD and a Liza Minelli's greatest hits.

1) strawberry flavored K-Y jelly
2) 1 pack of magnums
3) 2 big bottles of aromatherapy body oil

1. A copy of Grafiti Bridge
2. Box of Kleenex tissue
3. Big bottle of Zanex from Wal-Mart Pharmacy.

A plastic bin of purple cotton candy.

A package of Hanes comfort band briefs...He's just seeing how the other half lives and they're on sale for the holidays.

AND

A purple gel pen...after he experiences wearing drawers he'll want to do some writing.

1. Women's hair products - but not to use the products but to jack-off to the pictures of women on the front of the boxes (Which reminds me, I need to stop by the beauty supply shop tommorrow ).

2. A few bags of Skittles - he won't eat all of them, but just the purple one's.


3. A copy of Graffiti Bridge on DVD - just to show that somebody is buyin it.

1. Hair Dye;
2. Purple throw for his sofa;
3. Wal-Mart flyer to get those roll back prices, rolled back some more.

1. a box of mini popcorn bags
2. Nutterbutters
3. granny smith apples

1. He buys a gun
2. ...then buys some ammunition
3. ...then asks if they have any ski masks


Oh wait, that was someone else.

missfee said:

you sure that he's goin to wal-mart?

1. Beans
2. Carrots
3. Pantyhose (but they are for "his wife" according to his own words at the cash register)

oh yeah, forgot about the 3 items he'd get:

1) one of them cheap dinette sets

2) a dora the explorer blanket

3) a 30-pack box of ramen noodles

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

as far as i know you can get all 3 of those items in walmart

1) a Hello Kitty Boom Box/ tape recorder

2) a supersize box of Captin Crunch

3) the lastest issue of Black Tail magazine

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

mmmmm.....ramen noodles.
Got me through college.

1. 12 oz of oil
2. 12 oz of vinegar
3. a small bottle of fragrance

1. Rubber sock
2. Goldfish(plural)
3. Vaseline

DarkKnight1 said:

maybe it was hampsters instead of goldfish

adult diapers for his pimp Larry Grahm

Tylenol PM's

baby wipes

GUITAR PICS
MARY KATE & ASHLEY RIDING BOOTS
OLD SPICE COLOGNE

debbiedean2 said:

Riding Boots. LOL!!!!!

debbiedean2 said:

I always prefer stetson or canoe over old spice

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Likety-Split-Mart

squirrelgrease said:

An Elmo Bread Sheets
A Purple Fright Wig (clearanced from Halloween, of course)
And a 99 cent, 400 oz bag of cheesy poofs

HYPOTHETICALLY speaking.....A Pretty SCENTED CANDLE, Some SEXY BUBBLE BATH and one of those HUGE SEA SPONGES so that he and his LOVE INTEREST at the time can have a BEAUTIFUL,Passionate Time in the BATHTUB whilst sponging each other's backs and well you DO KNOW THE REST!!!! SHHHHH.....