Ok..so I nicked this idea from another forum I post on Anyway...
If PRINCE were to open his own amusement park, (not Neverland like though ) think more like Dolly Parton's Dollywood; what would it be called? (don't say Paisley Park either. ) And what would rides, & games be called. Candy sold?

Well you get the idea. Be creative and post. Maybe he'll read this and get an idea.

I don't think P would open up an amusement park.

I don't know I suppose that maybe he would call it "The Dawn" or maybe like. " Dawnnation" Some of the rides would probaly be like the edorphin machine,um...sexy sugar and pout,lol! Irresistible twitch,18 stories,steam shack. I don't know I tried..

The park would be called Digital Garden

The rides and games would be

The ride divine
3 rd eye
Around the world in a day
Shake
Housequake
Tick tick bang
Space
The future
Da bang
Welcome 2 the dawn
Round and round
Be my mirror
Electric chair (well,leave this one out)
Into the light
New world
Dolphin
Love machine
The ladder
Race (well,leave this one out too)
Eternity
[Edited 10/18/04 22:33pm]

And apple kisses

This is such a fammy thread!

how abut the NPG operator in the ride safety and precautions.this is just an idea dont kill me

luv4u said:

Agreed. Paisley Park is the house that Funk built not Disneyland.

one of the rides would be called sugar walls and it would be like a big ghost train and you would enter through a pink opening.....
sorry
oh and what about the jack u off ride could be fun

If somebody would have told me in 1993-1995 that Prince would have opened up his own theme park we wouldn't have been at all surprised by it. And you know it.

the "pussy control" and "head" rides NEED 2 b next 2 each other!!!

name of park?? "erotic city" "MPLS" ??

my 2 cents!

Novabreaker said:

True.




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For years at a time, you'd only be able to obtain tickets via the internet, and from time to time, your tickets would not be honored at the door.

Moreover, the would make you stand in line for hours past opening time to to let you in.

The map in the park would constantly have to change becuase rides would continuesly be decomissioned and replaced, and after standing in line for hours at certain Prince rides, you finally get on the ride only to find out it's a Larry Graham or Tony M. Ride.

I'm telling you, it would be a nightmare.

AsianBomb777 said:

bountyhunterseven2000 said:

tony m. ride....no lines....straight 2 the front....

And I forgot to mention that none of the public facilities would have toilet paper.

bountyhunterseven2000 said:

And free Big Macs (or Whoppers, it depends on where he's working that week).



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Thirdeye said:

All the seats on all the rides have dildos attached to them!

NouveauDance said:

great minds think alike well dirty minds anyway

Redayh said:

hell count me in on free downloads for the whoppers and i want a coke with my big mac

U get preffered seating on the big dipper if u book through 'the club'.

NouveauDance said:

I'm loving this thread, there have been some good ideas posted on here.

ABeautifulOne said:

I like that, or that Asian chick who talks in a monotone voice (kind of like a robot, really), her voice was featured on one of the NPG Ahdio shows. We could always have her giving us ride safety and precaution instructions too.

AsianBomb777 said:

What's funny is that I can imagine these things actually happening.

AsianBomb777 said:

And the bathroom stall doors would not be lockable, which actually was true in the ladies' room at Paisley Park during one of the celebrations.

What about a fortune teller? She greets you by saying... "WELCOME TO THE DAWN....you have just accessed the fun experience....now please deposit $25."

Sorry couldn't resist.

The org's goin' to hell....

psychodelicide said:

its just something that is floating around my heads and i thought u all would hate me but im not a npgmc member so i dont know about the Asian stuff but thanx 4 the comment

Chico1 said: