People - U won’t believe what I found at the flea market last week!

I saw this pink cassette saying "The very best of Prince". And I was like "hey, that’s nice" and I took it.
At home I marked that the subtitle said "cover versions" and I was like "damn...but let’s check it out though".
I looked all over the cover to find out the interprets - and I couldn’t believe my eyes first - it is some INDONESIAN cover band called "Asiri" !!!
Now that was some hilarious shit! The sound is all synthesizer , without any real instruments. And the singer! Did I hear somebody say PRINCE sounds gay?! LOL !!!
Honestly, their version of Purple Rain really brought me close to tears.
But the best thing was DEFINITELY the lyrics in the booklet. Here some extracts:

When doves cry

"Take it away the picture
you and I get in a guess.
I swear up the body covers me
Can you my darling.
Can you picture there
trim if you can the court.
Yard a nonsense
a bold is in bloumer.
And the more strike
here we’re supposed as.
Take me the heart
the heat between me and you ...
...Touch it you will my story
feel I ever trembles.
Inside you’ve got the butterflies
inside up.
You don’t make me chase too
Even God separates..."

KISS

"You don’t have to be a fool
to turn me on...

We will not go to grow my world,
Said to grow my world.
Without you mamma. Not to suicide.
We can do the talk...

You just leavin’ all love to me
My love will be your fool..."

I would die 4 U

"I’m not too worried, I’m not too mad
I am something that you never understand
I never pitchy I never lie
And if you evil I forget you by and by"

Let’s go crazy

"Please don’t lie
It wasn’t even here.
Take a little rudge
I used to go friends
Come on lady
All blowing words
Kick them out
There’s no gold
It’s all I heard...

Someone told her let the elevator
wake her step
Oh no, let’s go..."

omfg, this is almost as good as FunkMistress's babelfish thread!

Biah said:

Prince likes them natural, huh?

*dies*

you should upload this shit. i'd love to have it.


i think.

NouveauDance said:

[b]I bet they don't know what a pun they created

Biah said:

if you connect your tape player to your computer and record the audio with a wave editor, then turn the resulting wave into seperate files and convert them to mp3, you can upload it.

Biah said:

no worries. would love to hear it though.

Biah said:

what are all the songs on the tape, biah?

Oh thats fuckin Highlaaaaarious

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

They left nothing out

Kiss
When doves cry
U got the look
Raspberry beret
I would die 4 U
Purple Rain
Glam Slam

Alphabet St
I could never take the place of your man
Paisley Park
Mountains
Pop Life
Girls & Boys
Let's go crazy
Sign 'o' the times
[Edited 10/18/04 12:49pm]

Biah said:

i'm scared to know what lyrics they have for "girls and boys".

Biah said:

whoaaa! if u can put the lyrics they got 2 the rest of them...and if u can't can u just put sign o the times, glam slam, girls and boys, paisley park, alphabet st and mountains please?

Sign 'o' the times was correctly written ... they left the lyrics of Glam Slam out ...

Girls & Boys

They only knew how for a little while
But he had gonna grasp them till haste up
She had the cutest sensing ever seen
he too they meant to be the lock
the keys on the steps of the son
it look like rain from above to the fly

...(chorus was correct)

he gave all the love that end walking
that she was promised till another man
it just a hard note to go and see
birds to fly like rain

Life is precions baby love is so real
every take you take out you see that you can
he has to run away probably to charm
inspite the rain maybe the birds work down

Biah said:

i almost choked on my popcorn...

Biah said:

i must hear this....

Paisley Park lyrics were correct ...

Alphabet ST

I'm going down to Alphabet street
I'm gonna crowl let's go after me
I'm gonna talk so sexy
you want me from my head to my feet

I'm gonna drive my step from the floor
what right set on he's gonna permanent
back soon and problem to tenacy

Excuse we baby I've been alone
I guess to my eye
I just cant't be moved
So if you don't mind I'd like to watch

We're going down
If there's some way out to make this grow
you've got to say
put a neuratic hands together
make a better way

When doves cry

"Take it away the picture
you and I get in a guess.
I swear up the body covers me
Can you my darling.
Can you picture there
trim if you can the court.
Yard a nonsense
a bold is in bloumer.
And the more strike
here we’re supposed as.
Take me the heart
the heat between me and you ...
...Touch it you will my story
feel I ever trembles.
Inside you’ve got the butterflies
inside up.
You don’t make me chase too
Even God separates..."


LMAO....Why'd you have to do this while I'm at work.. People are walking by looking at me at my desk like I'm crazy. This is just too funny.
[Edited 10/18/04 13:14pm]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Weird, huh?

mrsnelson2b said:

Sorry

Biah said:

can't...stop...laughing....

Here we go again...

Mountains

Once upon a time in the logo fantasy
17 unsuntains to show high
The seat that you wrap down to everything
Would be the only thing that ever made U cry

Your sympathy they've thought you that nothing
Could bear the advertising break your heart
Your sympathy would wonder on the floor with
All your tears I love you always if you love me


I say someday mountains and the sea
Lovely can't go if U just believe
It's only mountains and the sea
There's nothing greath you go at me

Once upon the time when the history all just by
have you made sometime just want to find
I've to go to find him how turning air
It's a note to make you won't lose your mind

this shit is hardcore.

Oh man, I would suck a Repuglican's cock to get a copy of that album!! Thanks for sharing those oh-so-hilarious lyrics with us, Biah!

I think my favorite has to be:



Story of my life, man....story of my life.

Wow thanks for posting! Hilarious!!!

:waitagoldernminnithere:

you mean those ain't the correct lyrics ??