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Reply #90 posted 10/14/04 2:21pm

Hotlegs

OnionJuice said:

Donald Trump: "Prince, why do you show up to work everyday in kinda pants with you're butt hanging out of it? Disgusting! I've never seen anything like.....You know what? Stand up. I don't even want you sitting down in my chairs. And why do you have SLAVE written on your face? And who is this girl named "Jill" thats keeps calling here for you. You stay on the phone with her for hours and never get any work done. Now...the other day, you were assigned to give a job interview to a woman named "Apollo.., uh, nina...". Oh, the hell with it. Anyway, one of my assistants peeped in your office and found you on the desk with her...naked...having sex. You know thats not tolerated in the work area. And you wouldn't happen to know anything about these..."symbols" that somebody draw all over the walls in the men's restroom downstairs, would you? By the way, the ganitor thinks you look cute."

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Reply #91 posted 10/14/04 3:27pm

ABeautifulOne

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OnionJuice said:

Donald Trump: "Prince, why do you show up to work everyday in kinda pants with you're butt hanging out of it? Disgusting! I've never seen anything like.....You know what? Stand up. I don't even want you sitting down in my chairs. And why do you have SLAVE written on your face? And who is this girl named "Jill" thats keeps calling here for you. You stay on the phone with her for hours and never get any work done. Now...the other day, you were assigned to give a job interview to a woman named "Apollo.., uh, nina...". Oh, the hell with it. Anyway, one of my assistants peeped in your office and found you on the desk with her...naked...having sex. You know thats not tolerated in the work area. And you wouldn't happen to know anything about these..."symbols" that somebody draw all over the walls in the men's restroom downstairs, would you? By the way, the ganitor thinks you look cute."



omg u really need 2 stop!!!! falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #92 posted 10/14/04 8:05pm

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OnionJuice said:

Donald Trump: "Prince, why do you show up to work everyday in kinda pants with you're butt hanging out of it? Disgusting! I've never seen anything like.....You know what? Stand up. I don't even want you sitting down in my chairs. And why do you have SLAVE written on your face? And who is this girl named "Jill" thats keeps calling here for you. You stay on the phone with her for hours and never get any work done. Now...the other day, you were assigned to give a job interview to a woman named "Apollo.., uh, nina...". Oh, the hell with it. Anyway, one of my assistants peeped in your office and found you on the desk with her...naked...having sex. You know thats not tolerated in the work area. And you wouldn't happen to know anything about these..."symbols" that somebody draw all over the walls in the men's restroom downstairs, would you? By the way, the ganitor thinks you look cute."


Ahh! hah! hah ha!
lol falloff that is hilarious! ....you all are so funny!..... and i was going with the him being a pimp idea-like the little guy in Friday After Next, i thought taht was funny cause somebody said that dude/pimp in the movie looked like Prince..I was crackin up. lol
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Reply #93 posted 10/14/04 8:13pm

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Chemist. Remember Lovesexy and that blue coat--that could easily be a lab coat, and he could use O(+>test tubes. geek yes
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Reply #94 posted 10/14/04 8:15pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Christopher said:


yeah, i agree hes got the legs for a pair of pumps. hes street name could be "cinnimon girl" or "chardnay lexus"


i personally think he'd be a good security guard at walgreens with the cute lil hat. smile

chardonnay lexus spit falloff and yeah, he could rock it at walgreens too...he'd work behind the cosmetics counter towards the back of the store. biggrin


a emancipation jersey with chardonay lexus on the back. smile

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falloff , helping mj or tony m. pick the right blush or wett&wild lipstick.
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Reply #95 posted 10/14/04 9:18pm

Hotlegs

squirrelscientist said:

Chemist. Remember Lovesexy and that blue coat--that could easily be a lab coat, and he could use O(+>test tubes. geek yes



hmmm I can see it now. P would've had a cure for impotentency thats created way before the creation of Viagra. lol
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Reply #96 posted 10/15/04 10:35am

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Christopher said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


chardonnay lexus spit falloff and yeah, he could rock it at walgreens too...he'd work behind the cosmetics counter towards the back of the store. biggrin


a emancipation jersey with chardonay lexus on the back. smile

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falloff , helping mj or tony m. pick the right blush or wett&wild lipstick.

:grapepassion: lips
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Reply #97 posted 10/16/04 8:01pm

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OnionJuice said:

Donald Trump: "Prince, why do you show up to work everyday in kinda pants with you're butt hanging out of it? Disgusting! I've never seen anything like.....You know what? Stand up. I don't even want you sitting down in my chairs. And why do you have SLAVE written on your face? And who is this girl named "Jill" thats keeps calling here for you. You stay on the phone with her for hours and never get any work done. Now...the other day, you were assigned to give a job interview to a woman named "Apollo.., uh, nina...". Oh, the hell with it. Anyway, one of my assistants peeped in your office and found you on the desk with her...naked...having sex. You know thats not tolerated in the work area. And you wouldn't happen to know anything about these..."symbols" that somebody draw all over the walls in the men's restroom downstairs, would you? By the way, the ganitor thinks you look cute."



OMG!! You are hysterical..I actually pictured this in my mind...oh that is just brilliant..hehe
"Let me take you away from here.........forever"
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Reply #98 posted 10/16/04 8:06pm

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TheBatman said:

If Prince were to be a pimp, he would be like Money Mike in "Friday After Next."

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yes!! he definately woulda been a pimp! hell yall knooo thats who they modeled money mike after! he'd b a pimp...then he'd have a really f'd up experience and be born again and then he'd either be a music teacher or a preacher
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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Reply #99 posted 10/16/04 8:32pm

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Moonwalkbjrain said:

TheBatman said:

If Prince were to be a pimp, he would be like Money Mike in "Friday After Next."

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yes!! he definately woulda been a pimp! hell yall knooo thats who they modeled money mike after! he'd b a pimp...then he'd have a really f'd up experience and be born again and then he'd either be a music teacher or a preacher



no they didnt model him after prince if u look at the special features on friday after next.on they gag reels and stuff
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Reply #100 posted 10/16/04 9:13pm

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He'd be in the service industry


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Reply #101 posted 10/16/04 9:51pm

Hotlegs

Moonwalkbjrain said:

TheBatman said:

If Prince were to be a pimp, he would be like Money Mike in "Friday After Next."

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yes!! he definately woulda been a pimp! hell yall knooo thats who they modeled money mike after! he'd b a pimp...then he'd have a really f'd up experience and be born again and then he'd either be a music teacher or a preacher



hmmm This would be the 4th or 5th pimp2 nomination for prince.
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Reply #102 posted 10/16/04 9:52pm

Hotlegs

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He'd be in the service industry





hmph! So, what were you smoking blunt when you came up w/this shit? Hell, everybody knows that P has some feminine qualities but damn you took it to extreames
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Reply #103 posted 10/17/04 8:16am

ABeautifulOne

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Hotlegs said:

AsianBomb777 said:



He'd be in the service industry





hmph! So, what were you smoking blunt when you came up w/this shit? Hell, everybody knows that P has some feminine qualities but damn you took it to extreames
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[Edited 10/16/04 22:00pm]




lmmfao!!!!yall should stop but really thats wrong
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