I also think he would make the best drag queen....

Christopher said:

chardonnay lexus and yeah, he could rock it at walgreens too...he'd work behind the cosmetics counter towards the back of the store.

Kellie said:

Impersonating Liza Minelli or Joan Collins

Christopher said:

His other names could be Shockadelica or Tricky! or Mini Me.

He would be a gynecologist.

omg did anyone see that Eddie Griffin special when he talked about what if some of the greatest black stars missed their calling, and he was like "What if Prince was a piano player in a church..." and sat at the piano and this disco ball came out and these purple lights started shining, and he started singing, "Mother Mary, how you doin, can i borrow your dressAAAOOOWWW!!!" and did that little dance from LRC video across the stage and climbed up the curtains and slid back down with this look on his face. that shit was hilarious.

I think he'd spend his days asking "Would you like fries with that?".

I think he would be a FASHION DESIGNER..You know WHY? He Draws and Designs his and the bands Clothing. He's into Fashion... I could also see him as a MODEL... Gorgeous Face and PHYSIQUE.. Of Course Moi wants to Tumble with him.... For Real... Big Time WOW!!!!

Zelaira said:

glamslamkid said:

oh yeah i remember that it was close close to the end right i havent seen it in so long

Darla said:

I can see it ...good one!!!! Hey I can even picture him doing a Dyan Cannon impersonation as well... lol ....
even maybe Diana Ross, or Billie Holiday????? lol lol that's great!

prince would probably be in music still but like producer, songwriter or something

1sexymf said:

He definitely would make a good one b/c he proved that he knows his way around a lot of

" Pussy Control."
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He'd be a go-go dancer.

dumbass said:

He'd be a convict for sleeping with underage girls.

1sexymf said:

I think R. Kelly has heads up on that one.

Hello???

Why are all of you giving Prince such unprofessional jobs?


He would be a Music TEACHER


... wouldn't you just luv to be in Mr Nelson's band/choir class?

summatra said:

yeah it would!he could literally teach us REAL music

ABeautifulOne said:

He defintely could teach me about music and freak me at the same time. Hmmm His teaching technique would be hands on for sure.

Hotlegs said:

ok we said music teacher we dont want prince to get r.kelly on us

I think that if he wasnt a singer he would be captain of the starship Enterprize. He would get on well with the Klingons.

Jon said:

I don't know about the Klingons b/c of thier volatale nature. But, I think he may be more well suited with the Beta zoids (Lt. Troi & her Mom) b/c they are highly sexually charged beings and known for reading minds.
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ABeautifulOne said:

The jailbait aspect wouldn't be an issue for P. Unlike Kelly, I am sure that he dosen't like videotaping himself peeing on underage girls.
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Oh! this ones easy, A lead Guatair player in a funk band, Lead singer of that band? The late Rick James, Drummer? , and Bassist? Bootsy Collins!!!!!

Rock ON!!!!

Kiss73 said:

Donald Trump: "Prince...you're fired!"

OnionJuice said:

Of course, Donald would problably request that someone go get everyone in from P's team before he fired him and ask them if they thought P was crazy? Without a doubt, the racist,conservative uptight s would say,:Yeah, he is crazy. For some strange reason, he likes to wear purple, and high heels. He does not like to go along with the group and is self centered. He thinks that he is loyalty."
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Donald Trump: "Prince, why do you show up to work everyday in kinda pants with you're butt hanging out of it? Disgusting! I've never seen anything like.....You know what? Stand up. I don't even want you sitting down in my chairs. And why do you have SLAVE written on your face? And who is this girl named "Jill" thats keeps calling here for you. You stay on the phone with her for hours and never get any work done. Now...the other day, you were assigned to give a job interview to a woman named "Apollo.., uh, nina...". Oh, the hell with it. Anyway, one of my assistants peeped in your office and found you on the desk with her...naked...having sex. You know thats not tolerated in the work area. And you wouldn't happen to know anything about these..."symbols" that somebody draw all over the walls in the men's restroom downstairs, would you? By the way, the ganitor thinks you look cute."