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Online Prince Parody Lyrics Came across this site and found some parodys as new as musicology renamed Arcade-ology lol have a giggle at these:
Arcade-ology" Parody by Arcade Junkie Heard about an arcade Southwest of Harlem Q*Bert's gotta be there But you gotta call him Even the soldiers need a break sometimes Listen to the sounds, y'all it'll unwind your mind No intoxocation Unless you see what I see Playing hot & sweaty right in front of me Call it what you want I'm gonna call it how it be This is just another one of God's gifts Arcade-ology Keep the arcade open Just like I told ya Kick a old school joint for the retro soldiers Arcade-ology Wish I had a quarter For everytime you say Don't you miss the feeling the classics gave ya back in the day? Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man Qix, Marble Madness Breakout, Space Ace Tron's gonna take you higher Lots of friends and quarters can make a 4-player jam Take your pick An upright or cocktail? If it ain't Snake Pit or Gyruss or Gorf Know what? They're losin' 'Cause we got a Ph. D. in advanced Joystick movin' Keep the arcade open Just like I told ya Kick an old school joint for the retro soldiers Arcade-ology When Doves Cry" Based on the performance by Prince "When Clothes Dry" Parody by Tasapio "When Clothes Dry" was originally performed by Rinse. (For those that may not know, the artist formerly known as Rinse is now known as Rinse again). Rumor has it that Rinse has cleaned up his act. See if u will a picture Of looking for clean clothes when I dress The threat of not finding underwear And if they're not clean I'll be wearing less See if u can the hamper A mountain of laundry to do After all my copious washes I feel the heat The heat drying my clothes thru How can u just leave me wond'ring Should I wash in warm, hot, or cold? Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold ® Maybe I'll wash like my mother She always uses Tide ® Hear the machine click and shudder This is what it sounds like When clothes dry Watch if u will the dryer See how it tumbles inside I've got the undershirts 2 fold up Don't make me scold u Take 'em out on time! How can u just leave me wond'ring Should I wash in warm or cold? Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold ® Maybe I'll wash like my mother She always uses Tide ® Hear the machine click and shudder This is what it sounds like When clothes dry How can u just leave me wond'ring Should I wash in warm, hot, or cold? Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold Maybe I'll wash like my mother She always uses Tide ® Hear the machine click and shudder This is what it sounds like When clothes dry When clothes dry When clothes dry "$19.99 (The infomercial song)" Parody by Laurence Dunne was crazy when I bought this, I saw it on the QVC You should never buy a widget from an infomercial on TV But it slices and it dices, it even cuts the thing in three and it comes with lot's of freebies and a ten year warantee They said "two thousand's all we have better hurry or you're outta time Send us seven easy payments of just Nineteen-ninety-nine" I saw that Billy Mays guy clean tables with the orange-glo It seemed to be so easy I decided to give it a go A grill that's good enough for Groege Foreman's good enough for me For a body like Chuck Norris buy the total Gym from TV Yeah two thousand Ultra Gym's is all they had but I got mine For ten years they'll ding my credit card for Nineteen-ninety-nine Now I know the web is cheaper, and I know the sales tax is free and they never charge you shipping like they charge you on TV But the thought of clicking pages, it does not appeal to me And just look at all the hits on my new seventies CD I had two thousand items up for sale in my yard sale one time Out of habit everything was priced at Nineteen-Ninety-Nine Alright, it's $19.99 You say it, $19.99 $19.99 $19.99 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time One hundred zero zero's what the retailers have in mind But i'll sell it for three payments of just Nineteen-Ninety-Nine "Controversy" Based on the performance by Prince "Jerry Springer" Parody by Tim Hall I just can't believe all the things his guests say – Jerry Springer Am I lesbian? Are you really gay? -- Jerry Springer Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight? -- Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer I can't understand curiosity like this-- Jerry Springer Who's the child's father? Were you sleeping with my little sis? -- Jerry Springer Does it suggest? That there was incest? -- Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight? His guests they always charge, but they do not bite (I said) The show is a game, the plots are the same...don't ya wanna watch? Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer There's Jerry, he's standing aside, watching people fight The white trash come, they will be on TV just as they are live Give us this show on daytime TV and forgive us if we watch it As we realize it is a guilty pleasure Domestic disputes should be kept in the privacy of our own home Not on television where people can see the gory details for shock value Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Love Him, Love Him baby Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Listen His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight? Let me tell ya... His guests they always charge, but they do not bite (I said) The show is a game, the plots are the same...don't ya wanna watch? Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Check out more at http://www.amiright.com/c...ORIGAUTHOR Mayte319 NPGUK | |
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Wasn't there a real song back in the 80's called "Strawberry Parfait"?
I was working part time at the five and dime my boss was mister magoo. he told me several times that he didn't like my kind but hey what was I to do? That's all I remember from it. The Last Otan Track: www.funkmusician.com/what.mp3 | |
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