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Online Prince Parody Lyrics

Came across this site and found some parodys as new as musicology renamed Arcade-ology lol have a giggle at these:

Arcade-ology" Parody by Arcade Junkie

Heard about an arcade
Southwest of Harlem
Q*Bert's gotta be there
But you gotta call him

Even the soldiers
need a break sometimes
Listen to the sounds, y'all
it'll unwind your mind

No intoxocation
Unless you see what I see
Playing hot & sweaty
right in front of me

Call it what you want
I'm gonna call it how it be
This is just another one of God's gifts
Arcade-ology

Keep the arcade open
Just like I told ya
Kick a old school joint
for the retro soldiers
Arcade-ology

Wish I had a quarter
For everytime you say
Don't you miss the feeling
the classics gave ya
back in the day?

Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man
Qix, Marble Madness
Breakout, Space Ace
Tron's gonna take you higher

Lots of friends and quarters
can make a 4-player jam
Take your pick
An upright or cocktail?

If it ain't Snake Pit or Gyruss or Gorf
Know what? They're losin'
'Cause we got a Ph. D. in advanced Joystick movin'

Keep the arcade open
Just like I told ya
Kick an old school joint
for the retro soldiers
Arcade-ology

When Doves Cry" Based on the performance by Prince
"When Clothes Dry" Parody by Tasapio

"When Clothes Dry" was originally performed by Rinse. (For those that may not know, the artist formerly known as Rinse is now known as Rinse again). Rumor has it that Rinse has cleaned up his act.

See if u will a picture
Of looking for clean clothes when I dress
The threat of not finding underwear
And if they're not clean
I'll be wearing less

See if u can the hamper
A mountain of laundry to do
After all my copious washes
I feel the heat
The heat drying my clothes thru

How can u just leave me wond'ring
Should I wash in warm, hot, or cold?
Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning
Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold ®
Maybe I'll wash like my mother
She always uses Tide ®
Hear the machine click and shudder
This is what it sounds like
When clothes dry

Watch if u will the dryer
See how it tumbles inside
I've got the undershirts 2 fold up
Don't make me scold u
Take 'em out on time!

How can u just leave me wond'ring
Should I wash in warm or cold?
Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning
Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold ®
Maybe I'll wash like my mother
She always uses Tide ®
Hear the machine click and shudder
This is what it sounds like
When clothes dry

How can u just leave me wond'ring
Should I wash in warm, hot, or cold?
Maybe I'll use fabric soft'ning
Maybe I'll wash like my father, use Bold
Maybe I'll wash like my mother
She always uses Tide ®
Hear the machine click and shudder
This is what it sounds like
When clothes dry
When clothes dry
When clothes dry

"$19.99 (The infomercial song)" Parody by Laurence Dunne


was crazy when I bought this, I saw it on the QVC
You should never buy a widget from an infomercial on TV
But it slices and it dices, it even cuts the thing in three
and it comes with lot's of freebies and a ten year warantee

They said "two thousand's all we have better hurry or you're outta time
Send us seven easy payments of just Nineteen-ninety-nine"

I saw that Billy Mays guy clean tables with the orange-glo
It seemed to be so easy I decided to give it a go
A grill that's good enough for Groege Foreman's good enough for me
For a body like Chuck Norris buy the total Gym from TV

Yeah two thousand Ultra Gym's is all they had but I got mine
For ten years they'll ding my credit card for Nineteen-ninety-nine

Now I know the web is cheaper, and I know the sales tax is free
and they never charge you shipping like they charge you on TV
But the thought of clicking pages, it does not appeal to me
And just look at all the hits on my new seventies CD

I had two thousand items up for sale in my yard sale one time
Out of habit everything was priced at Nineteen-Ninety-Nine

Alright, it's $19.99
You say it, $19.99
$19.99
$19.99 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time

One hundred zero zero's what the retailers have in mind
But i'll sell it for three payments of just Nineteen-Ninety-Nine

"Controversy" Based on the performance by Prince
"Jerry Springer" Parody by Tim Hall


I just can't believe all the things his guests say – Jerry Springer
Am I lesbian? Are you really gay? -- Jerry Springer
Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight? -- Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer
I can't understand curiosity like this-- Jerry Springer
Who's the child's father? Were you sleeping with my little sis? -- Jerry Springer
Does it suggest? That there was incest? -- Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer

Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight?
His guests they always charge, but they do not bite
(I said) The show is a game, the plots are the same...don't ya wanna watch?
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer

There's Jerry, he's standing aside, watching people fight
The white trash come, they will be on TV just as they are live
Give us this show on daytime TV and forgive us if we watch it
As we realize it is a guilty pleasure
Domestic disputes should be kept in the privacy of our own home
Not on television where people can see the gory details for shock value
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer
Love Him, Love Him baby
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer

Listen
His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

His guests are so crude, Don't want to see them nude
I wish it was in black and white, I wish there were some rules

Jerry Springer Jerry Springer

Do the guests really fight? Do they know they're a sight? Let me tell ya...
His guests they always charge, but they do not bite
(I said) The show is a game, the plots are the same...don't ya wanna watch?
Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer Jerry Springer

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Reply #1 posted 09/23/04 7:15am

otan

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Wasn't there a real song back in the 80's called "Strawberry Parfait"?

I was working part time at the five and dime
my boss was mister magoo.
he told me several times that he didn't like my kind
but hey what was I to do?


That's all I remember from it.
The Last Otan Track: www.funkmusician.com/what.mp3
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