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Prince's Personal Ad if you were hired to write a personal ad for P himself... how do you think it would go..?
SBFM seeking YHF between 16-27 short, and must love music. haha just kidding SBFM- short black funky male YHF- young hispanic female  Sex Kitten
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Hahahahahaha...I like this Sexkitten. That is too funny. I thought SBFM stood for single, Black, FINE Male, but I like yours just fine!
sexkitten04 said: if you were hired to write a personal ad for P himself... how do you think it would go..?
SBFM seeking YHF between 16-27 short, and must love music. haha just kidding SBFM- short black funky male YHF- young hispanic female "Vous ete tres belle mama, girls and boys"
"Record sales and things like that, it really doesn't matter...Money is one thing, but soul is another" -Prince | |
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Married FBM Looking for funky Latina who is willing to shake her  until I knock her up, then she is never going to be in the public eye again. Seeking someone 2 share a bowl of chips and salsa and wonderful sparklin water. Unimaginable sex with someone who is 3ft shorter than u a must. Willingness to deal with cold weather a plus. JW only need apply. | |
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Proud Member of the Gay Org MafiaHe had one before the MBGITW, dunno if it's part of the .org gallery, anyone got that pic? | |
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He did put in a "personal ad" once.
It read: "Eligible bachelor seeks Most Beautiful girl in the world?" And had his symbol. I forgot what publication it was in. | |
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sro100 said: He did put in a "personal ad" once.
It read: "Eligible bachelor seeks Most Beautiful girl in the world?" And had his symbol. I forgot what publication it was in. (Gallery image #1593 not found!) | |
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Let's see. 
Married musician seeks Pretty Young Thing (what, I can't use an M.J. line  ) Preferably a virgin, vegetarian and JW. You must not crack under the pressure of getting into bed with a sex god. Energetic, willing and able, likes to do it in the blue light. Must be 18 and over to apply, but under 30. Must be under 5' 3 or agree to wear flat shoes. Must understand you will always be second to his music, and realize you are not his one true love, (music is). You must also be comfortable when other woman constantly hit on your man. Oh yeah, you must also be ok with fans making threads about your man, saying things like, oh, I don't know... "Prince Dick Pictures!". | |
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You guys are too funny! U want me to swivel in your love seat, don't
u baby. | |
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TheJourney4all7 said: Let's see.
Married musician seeks Pretty Young Thing (what, I can't use an M.J. line ) Preferably a virgin, vegetarian and JW. You must not crack under the pressure of getting into bed with a sex god. Energetic, willing and able, likes to do it in the blue light. Must be 18 and over to apply, but under 30. Must be under 5' 3 or agree to wear flat shoes. Must understand you will always be second to his music, and realize you are not his one true love, (music is). You must also be comfortable when other woman constantly hit on your man. Oh yeah, you must also be ok with fans making threads about your man, saying things like, oh, I don't know... "Prince Dick Pictures!". I like this one  | |
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SBFM seeks latin and/or italian JW female. Must be able 2 deal with controversy, must have a dirty mind but must not show it outside the bedroom. You must deal with the fact that I'm not only the Life O the party, and a Man O War trying to please Crazy You. Must be 18 & Over, a Sexy Dancer driving a Little Red Corvette. My Name Is Prince and i like to party like it's 1999, i need 5 women to Love 2 the 9's in some blue light. In college I studied musicology while figuring out that 1+1+1=3. It's been 17 Days since I've heard someone Call My Name. I want a Crystal Ball and a Woman's Gotta Have It. If you are interested, you must Acknowledge me before 319 pm on a Manic Monday. You must be into DMSR and Electric Intercourse. When We're Dancing Close and Slow i want you to tell me how you want to be done. You must like to have sex in the summer, and to Make Your Mama Happy. You must be a peach, and sometimes you may be an irresistable bitch but just as long as we're together. Ladies, I wanna be your lover, so if you are a Cinnamon Girl who likes to go Around The World In A Day, apply and we'll get wild. Sex Kitten
your face looked so good, i wanted to touch your mouth | |
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Larry!
shave it and come back! | |
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OT: I thought the SBMF would mean Sexy Beast Mother Fucker Jeah, I know I'm freakTime flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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sexkitten04 said: SBFM seeks latin and/or italian JW female. Must be able 2 deal with controversy, must have a dirty mind but must not show it outside the bedroom. You must deal with the fact that I'm not only the Life O the party, and a Man O War trying to please Crazy You. Must be 18 & Over, a Sexy Dancer driving a Little Red Corvette. My Name Is Prince and i like to party like it's 1999, i need 5 women to Love 2 the 9's in some blue light. In college I studied musicology while figuring out that 1+1+1=3. It's been 17 Days since I've heard someone Call My Name. I want a Crystal Ball and a Woman's Gotta Have It. If you are interested, you must Acknowledge me before 319 pm on a Manic Monday. You must be into DMSR and Electric Intercourse. When We're Dancing Close and Slow i want you to tell me how you want to be done. You must like to have sex in the summer, and to Make Your Mama Happy. You must be a peach, and sometimes you may be an irresistable bitch but just as long as we're together. Ladies, I wanna be your lover, so if you are a Cinnamon Girl who likes to go Around The World In A Day, apply and we'll get wild.
where do i apply  YOU MAKE ME WEEP I WANNA DIE
JUST WHEN YOU SAID WE TRY LOVIN', TOUCHIN', SQUEEZIN' EACH OTHER WHEN I'M ALONE ALL BY MYSELF YOU'RE OUT WITH SOME ONE ELSE LOVIN', TOUCHIN' SQUEEZIN' EACH OTHER YOU'RE TEARING ME APART EVERY, EVERY DAY YOU'RE TEARIN | |
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sexkitten04 said: SBFM seeks latin and/or italian JW female. Must be able 2 deal with controversy, must have a dirty mind but must not show it outside the bedroom. You must deal with the fact that I'm not only the Life O the party, and a Man O War trying to please Crazy You. Must be 18 & Over, a Sexy Dancer driving a Little Red Corvette. My Name Is Prince and i like to party like it's 1999, i need 5 women to Love 2 the 9's in some blue light. In college I studied musicology while figuring out that 1+1+1=3. It's been 17 Days since I've heard someone Call My Name. I want a Crystal Ball and a Woman's Gotta Have It. If you are interested, you must Acknowledge me before 319 pm on a Manic Monday. You must be into DMSR and Electric Intercourse. When We're Dancing Close and Slow i want you to tell me how you want to be done. You must like to have sex in the summer, and to Make Your Mama Happy. You must be a peach, and sometimes you may be an irresistable bitch but just as long as we're together. Ladies, I wanna be your lover, so if you are a Cinnamon Girl who likes to go Around The World In A Day, apply and we'll get wild.
LOVE LOVE LOVE that one  "Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies -
tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I" | |
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.. [Edited 9/10/04 10:37am] Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
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SATANIC WARLOCK LOOKING 4 LEFT-HANDED WITCH.
must have typing skills and own your own masters. | |
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sexkitten04 said: SBFM seeks latin and/or italian JW female. Must be able 2 deal with controversy, must have a dirty mind but must not show it outside the bedroom. You must deal with the fact that I'm not only the Life O the party, and a Man O War trying to please Crazy You. Must be 18 & Over, a Sexy Dancer driving a Little Red Corvette. My Name Is Prince and i like to party like it's 1999, i need 5 women to Love 2 the 9's in some blue light. In college I studied musicology while figuring out that 1+1+1=3. It's been 17 Days since I've heard someone Call My Name. I want a Crystal Ball and a Woman's Gotta Have It. If you are interested, you must Acknowledge me before 319 pm on a Manic Monday. You must be into DMSR and Electric Intercourse. When We're Dancing Close and Slow i want you to tell me how you want to be done. You must like to have sex in the summer, and to Make Your Mama Happy. You must be a peach, and sometimes you may be an irresistable bitch but just as long as we're together. Ladies, I wanna be your lover, so if you are a Cinnamon Girl who likes to go Around The World In A Day, apply and we'll get wild.
sexkitten04 wayyyyy 2 funkyyyyy |
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TheJourney4all7 said: Let's see.
Married musician seeks Pretty Young Thing (what, I can't use an M.J. line ) Preferably a virgin, vegetarian and JW. You must not crack under the pressure of getting into bed with a sex god. Energetic, willing and able, likes to do it in the blue light. Must be 18 and over to apply, but under 30. Must be under 5' 3 or agree to wear flat shoes. Must understand you will always be second to his music, and realize you are not his one true love, (music is). You must also be comfortable when other woman constantly hit on your man. Oh yeah, you must also be ok with fans making threads about your man, saying things like, oh, I don't know... "Prince Dick Pictures!".  | |
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U see GBM? | |
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sexkitten04 said: SBFM seeks latin and/or italian JW female. Must be able 2 deal with controversy, must have a dirty mind but must not show it outside the bedroom. You must deal with the fact that I'm not only the Life O the party, and a Man O War trying to please Crazy You. Must be 18 & Over, a Sexy Dancer driving a Little Red Corvette. My Name Is Prince and i like to party like it's 1999, i need 5 women to Love 2 the 9's in some blue light. In college I studied musicology while figuring out that 1+1+1=3. It's been 17 Days since I've heard someone Call My Name. I want a Crystal Ball and a Woman's Gotta Have It. If you are interested, you must Acknowledge me before 319 pm on a Manic Monday. You must be into DMSR and Electric Intercourse. When We're Dancing Close and Slow i want you to tell me how you want to be done. You must like to have sex in the summer, and to Make Your Mama Happy. You must be a peach, and sometimes you may be an irresistable bitch but just as long as we're together. Ladies, I wanna be your lover, so if you are a Cinnamon Girl who likes to go Around The World In A Day, apply and we'll get wild.
YOU are too much...  "A united state of mind will never be divided
The real definition of unity is 1 People can slam their door, disagree and fight it But how U gonna love the Father but not love the Son? United States of Division"     | |
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