BorisFishpaw & I went to the Hippodrome aftershow in '98, and lo & behold, Prince spat out some chewing gum at the audience. A few people next to us thought it was just spit (he was performing Bambi at the time, and was screaming ferociously into the mic). They moved away, leaving Boris & I to analyse the mess. At first, I thought Boris had been gobbed over because he asked me for a tissue, but he actually used the scrap of paper I gave him to pick the evidence off the floor. Yes, we smelt it straight away when we realised what we had got hold of. It was strawberry flavour but didn't look like Hubba Bubba as far as we could tell; probably an American brand. The funny thing was it had something green in it; to this day, Boris & chuckle over the thought of Prince eating broccoli that night. Anyway, as a treat, Boris & I thought this might prove to be a nice collector's item for a special someone on the Org. The winner will be chosen based on the best response as to why they believe they should have the 6 year old piece of chewed gum. Peace & be wild.

Cool.

I'd like to have it in order to use it for a very little-known voodoo curse.

It called the 'Floodgates of the Golden Era' curse, and involves the following:

On the final full-moon of the year, at the exact stroke of mid-night, one must take a piece of gum that has been chewed by the person you wish to place the curse on, chew this gum, whilst sitting naked in a circle of black candles, masturbating.

You must ejaculate exactly at the 'stroke' of mid-night, upon which time the curse will take effect immediately.

The cursed one then has an over-whelming, all-pervaiding, unquenchable desire to make public any, and every piece of music, or any creative work they have stored.

The best of it is, is that the cursed one not only gets immense pleasure from this, but the pleasure is infinitly multiplied if they are all the more altruistic in their distribution methods, in fact most people placed under this curse simply give away their work, as they get so much joy from this act.

So, you see, what I do, I do for the benefit of everybody, it's a win-win situation.

I live to give.

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[Edited 9/9/04 8:27am]

I want it so I can extract his DNA and then clone my own little pet Spunk Dwarf

who the hell would want 2 have that?!?!??!?

Stick it up your ass, Anji.

I know you love it when I go anal on you.
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Cool! I can put it in my ABC gum trophy case next to Britney and J-Lo.

Does anyone have any ABC gum from Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie...I'd LOVE that!

Rock!

NouveauDance said:

You are sick.

NouveauDance for fuckin' President!!!!!

you could at least offer it in a damn hatbox, shit.

how...odd

Anxiety said:

2 Funny

Anji, you've shared more about yourself in recounting that one story than I ever inferred from your threads about Prince's supposed mindset.



*shudder*