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Thread started 09/04/04 6:51pm

AsianBomb777

If U HAD to describe Prince to the Authorities

OK, Let's just say you DIDN"T know who Prince was. Never heard of him--had no clue he even existed.

One day you see him running from the scene of a crime, and when the police ask you to describe who you saw, how would you describe this?


[Edited 9/4/04 19:07pm]
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Reply #1 posted 09/04/04 6:55pm

Zelaira

A Hot Brother Mad Gorgeous with a Passion For Polka Dot clothing and Rocking Rhinestone Boots. Could be Found Sometimes sucking on a LOLLY POP.
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Reply #2 posted 09/04/04 7:02pm

AsianBomb777

Zelaira said:

A Hot Brother Mad Gorgeous with a Passion For Polka Dot clothing and Rocking Rhinestone Boots. Could be Found Sometimes sucking on a LOLLY POP.



"Ma'm, let me get this straight--he wore polka dots, makeup, high heel shoes, and was sucking a lollipop--AND , he managed to slip through the crowd undetected?"

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Reply #3 posted 09/04/04 7:08pm

Zelaira

What you are saying isn't making sense. I wasn't wearing that stuff he was .
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Reply #4 posted 09/04/04 7:12pm

Supernova

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5150, chest hair, beard, with a Leopard Skin pickguard Hohner.
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #5 posted 09/04/04 7:18pm

Zelaira

O.k. Now,I understand after you edited it. I'm Describing Prince you didn't say he was Undetected. You Said Describe him to the police.
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Reply #6 posted 09/04/04 7:38pm

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Very short, about 5'2, but he was wearing heels, about 115 lb, light skinned black, wearing make up- a lot of eyeliner, in polka dots, lace and ruffles, I think he had a perm, he was wearing very tight pants, but please be careful approaching him-he appeared mentally disturbed, when that last guy called him Princess and slammed the door in his face- It got really ugly, really fast. He just snapped. I never saw anything like it. Jehovah's witness pamphlet's flying through the air. He kept screaming "It's Graham's fault, It's all Graham's fault, I just want to sing Head again!!!!!" fit
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Reply #7 posted 09/04/04 7:42pm

AsianBomb777

TheJourney4all7 said:

Very short, about 5'2, but he was wearing heels, about 115 lb, light skinned black, wearing make up- a lot of eyeliner, in polka dots, lace and ruffles, I think he had a perm, he was wearing very tight pants, but please be careful approaching him-he appeared mentally disturbed, when that last guy called him Princess and slammed the door in his face- It got really ugly, really fast. He just snapped. I never saw anything like it. Jehovah's witness pamphlet's flying through the air. He kept screaming "It's Graham's fault, It's all Graham's fault, I just want to sing Head again!!!!!" fit

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Reply #8 posted 09/04/04 8:09pm

jerseykrs

That skinny motherfucker with the high voice.
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Reply #9 posted 09/04/04 8:09pm

PurpleCharm

TheJourney4all7 said:

Very short, about 5'2, but he was wearing heels, about 115 lb, light skinned black, wearing make up- a lot of eyeliner, in polka dots, lace and ruffles, I think he had a perm, he was wearing very tight pants, but please be careful approaching him-he appeared mentally disturbed, when that last guy called him Princess and slammed the door in his face- It got really ugly, really fast. He just snapped. I never saw anything like it. Jehovah's witness pamphlet's flying through the air. He kept screaming "It's Graham's fault, It's all Graham's fault, I just want to sing Head again!!!!!" fit

evillol
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Reply #10 posted 09/05/04 12:15am

ElectricPurple

a terrorist.



if u don't believe me then tell me Who's left standing on the dance 4?
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Reply #11 posted 09/05/04 12:29am

Moonwalkbjrain

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i 'd say..some short dude n heels wit long hippyish hair...an unshaven face polka dot pj's and mo make up than little richard and cher put together!
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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Reply #12 posted 09/05/04 3:15am

ToyStein

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I like the description given in another thread:

"A midget in high-heels wearing velvet"

So bad I know...

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Reply #13 posted 09/05/04 11:45am

Biah

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PurpleCharm said:

TheJourney4all7 said:

Very short, about 5'2, but he was wearing heels, about 115 lb, light skinned black, wearing make up- a lot of eyeliner, in polka dots, lace and ruffles, I think he had a perm, he was wearing very tight pants, but please be careful approaching him-he appeared mentally disturbed, when that last guy called him Princess and slammed the door in his face- It got really ugly, really fast. He just snapped. I never saw anything like it. Jehovah's witness pamphlet's flying through the air. He kept screaming "It's Graham's fault, It's all Graham's fault, I just want to sing Head again!!!!!" fit

evillol


lol
eye "Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies -
tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I"
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Reply #14 posted 09/05/04 4:43pm

fantasticjoy

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The most beautiful boy in the world
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Reply #15 posted 09/05/04 4:48pm

Taureau

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A toy troll wearing pyjamas, with guitar shaped genitalia eek
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #16 posted 09/05/04 6:21pm

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A pint-sized performer, who appears to be wearing pajamas, and high-heels. Could be in need of psychiatric treatment. cool
Strange, but I'm more comfortable around you naked.
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Reply #17 posted 09/06/04 3:51pm

go2theMax

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if I had 2 describe him the way he is now:

he's short and looks like halle berry peobably will look like after menopause...but with a mustache lol
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Reply #18 posted 09/06/04 4:01pm

violet1

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He has the body of a 12 yr old boy with a very hairy chest. His clothes looks like he robbed them from a 12 yr old girl & her father, whos a transvestite. His makeup is so caked on he looks like hes dead. Oh yeah & hes wearing High heals!!!
When I'm alone in my Room
I can't stop Dreamin' about U
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