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Reply #30 posted 08/27/04 5:55pm

SammiJ

asianbomb...i think what you jus witnessed THERE was slutty lol
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Reply #31 posted 08/27/04 5:59pm

AsianBomb777

SammiJ said:

asianbomb...i think what you jus witnessed THERE was slutty lol


We've all been zapped by the scrotomizer/vaginator combination and it hurts.
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Reply #32 posted 08/27/04 6:03pm

DarkKnight1

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This was the inspiration for the song "Wasted Kisses"
(Insert something clever here)
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Reply #33 posted 08/27/04 6:48pm

Handclapsfinga
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SammiJ said:

AsianBomb777 said:


falloff

It's like he's trying desperately to break the worlds record at getting to the center of a Tootsie Pop.


wish he could get 2 the center of my tootsie pop confused

it'd be like one lick, then he'd hoover out the middle.
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Reply #34 posted 08/27/04 6:48pm

AsianBomb777

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

SammiJ said:



wish he could get 2 the center of my tootsie pop confused

it'd be like one lick, then he'd hoover out the middle.


OH SHIT! lol lol
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Reply #35 posted 08/27/04 8:09pm

lbadored

His lips look so soft and pretty but when he kisses there just all hard and pooched out looking ! It still cant fuck up my fantasys though horny
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Reply #36 posted 08/27/04 9:23pm

AsianBomb777

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So Funny Cause I tell ya I'd SWALLOW HIS TONGUE ALL UP Is HOW I DO IT! ANYWAYS, When Ya on Film gotta be a Certain way and he wasn't doing Tongue. But I tell ya I Swallow deep the Boy's Tongue and Then I Swallow on Up Something else and he would Scream...I tell ya Mr Prince gonna Freak his Ass Off if ZELAIRA ever Sex him some Night and Talk about a Film ya be Makin a Chronicle..baby I don't do anything HALF-ASSED!!!!! I Bet ya I'd get him Jizzin all night Long.....

barf hmm wacky
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Reply #37 posted 08/31/04 9:17am

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

SammiJ said:




horny OHHH JEEZ oral

oh man, i can imagine it all now...um, prince? one of my fallopian tubes is on your face.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Reply #38 posted 08/31/04 10:52am

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I think I (and HOPE) that he was just trying too hard to make it look PASSIONATE on screen ... We all know he's a perfectionist ... wink
eye "Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies -
tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I"
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Reply #39 posted 08/31/04 5:06pm

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Biah said:

I think I (and HOPE) that he was just trying too hard to make it look PASSIONATE on screen ... We all know he's a perfectionist ... wink


well there's nothing like a man who can't kiss for shit. If u can't kiss, what the hell else can u do right? Its got to be just an act, its got to be.
I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #40 posted 08/31/04 5:13pm

Zelaira

Yes,he was trying to make it those long passionate screen kisses with Francesca Annis Mrs wellington..I read they didn't get along so Prince probably wasn't too Keen on kissing her. Then with Appolonia she looks like a drugged-Up Rag Doll or Blow-up Bunny...
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Reply #41 posted 08/31/04 5:17pm

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falloff

Imma gonna cut and paste this thread over at NPGMC. Don't think I aint.
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Reply #42 posted 08/31/04 6:18pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

EverlastingNow said:

It's like his lips form ONE big lip and they don't open so he just molests the girl with his whole face.

almost sounds like a bill plympton cartoon short. lol


Hey, we must share a brain cell or two because I was thinking of Bill's lil' film where the two people start to kiss and end up eating each others face off. And that was all a result of P's face attack upon poor Ms. Thomas.
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Reply #43 posted 08/31/04 7:13pm

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UncleGrandpa said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


almost sounds like a bill plympton cartoon short. lol


Hey, we must share a brain cell or two because I was thinking of Bill's lil' film where the two people start to kiss and end up eating each others face off. And that was all a result of P's face attack upon poor Ms. Thomas.

evillol evillol evillol
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Reply #44 posted 08/31/04 7:17pm

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falloff

Imma gonna cut and paste this thread over at NPGMC. Don't think I aint.

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Reply #45 posted 09/01/04 12:54am

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eyewishuheaven said:

I was worried poor Kristin Scott-Thomas was gonna get all her front teeth busted out! omg


lol! It looked like he was trying to see if he could force his entire head inside of her mouth, starting with his lips.

And yes, those of you with a dirty mind could read an extra thing or two into that sentence. 69

Luv & Peace,
Alex
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Reply #46 posted 09/01/04 12:55am

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LadySycamore said:

Not me...I think he can do plenty of other things that will make his lack of kissing skills a moot point, hint hint. biggrin razz

yeah...like givin a woman an accidental hysterectomy.



lol That's just wrong.

Luv & Peace,
Alex
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Reply #47 posted 09/01/04 1:00am

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Biah said:

I think I (and HOPE) that he was just trying too hard to make it look PASSIONATE on screen ... We all know he's a perfectionist ... wink


If he can miscalculate perfection to that degree, I'm no longer surprised we ended up with the Xpectation CD. err

Luv & Peace,
Alex
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Reply #48 posted 09/01/04 1:40am

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Yea, the screen kisses are pretty bad. I bet he could suck the hell out of a clit though mushy
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #49 posted 09/01/04 4:52am

LolaM

CalhounSq said:

Yea, the screen kisses are pretty bad. I bet he could suck the hell out of a clit though mushy


Oh jesus eek
I'll leave graffiti where you've never been kissed
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Reply #50 posted 09/01/04 5:49pm

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CalhounSq said:

Yea, the screen kisses are pretty bad. I bet he could suck the hell out of a clit though mushy


It would be eleven inches long after Squig was done. And it would taste like lolly pops.
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Reply #51 posted 09/01/04 6:28pm

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CalhounSq said:

Yea, the screen kisses are pretty bad. I bet he could suck the hell out of a clit though mushy

lips
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Reply #52 posted 09/01/04 7:16pm

SammiJ

CalhounSq said:

Yea, the screen kisses are pretty bad. I bet he could suck the hell out of a clit though mushy

ohhh jeeze....damn

good dreams 2nite yall.... eek damn!
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Reply #53 posted 09/02/04 1:18am

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innocent
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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