Mine is "Guess I should have known, by the way U parked your car..." Little Red Corvette 1982
and
" Is that your boyfriend, I don't care , I can do, I can do trix he could never do, get naked so we can c the real u..." Legrind 1987

Sorry, there was a response on a dupe thread of this that got deleted, we had some disk issues this morning. Sorry.

don't let your children watch television
until they know how to read
or else all they'll know how to do is
cuss fight and breed...

OK maybe that's not the most romantic of "lines" but i'd be impressed if someone came up to me and said that.

how about "you're a sinner, i don't care"?

"You don't have to watch Dynasty to have an attitude."

Such a funny, silly and totally dated line.

micorison requesting radio silence...
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"with this one i don't even have to comb my hair"

"Plastic boobs and clip on curls, round the pole see her big but twirl"

"I want to live life to the ulitmate high, maybe i'll die young like heros die"

"Whats the point in being young if you ain't gonna get old"

i could go on and on and on...

so many clasic lines. oh and i agree Kiss is the smartest pop song ever!

hey, i ain't got no money, but honey i'm rich on personality.. - baby, i'm a star
oh no, the nigga's got a laser, let's get the hell outta here.. - bob george

you're nothin but a muffin and I gotta lotta butter to go

Tonight, you're a star...and I'm a big dipper.

"Dont look now but there's a river of blood you must've been a Virgin what am i guilty of?...Oh nO"-I wanna melt with U




~No im not R-kelly...~

'well maybe not the ride'

200 Balloons
"Tell me that U love me, and I'll buy U a fancy Car"


Sometimes It Snows In April
"Love isn't Love until it's passed" -Sometimes it snows...


Bob George
"All U do is suck up food & heat, oh yeah"


3rd Eye
"I resign from the notion that Urs was the potion I'm supposed 2've died for"


I Wish U Heaven Pt III
"I got peace-sign sneakers, pleated slacks, don't fuck with me, I'll slap yo.....aaaaass"


Violet The Organ Grinder
"...and when U cried, I became Ur emotion. And if U ever cry like that again, I'll be here....."


The Sacrifice Of Victor
"I know Joy lives round the corner, One day I'll visit her, I'm gonna"


Moviestar
"I'll tell U what's good: it's a good thing we live close cuz I woulda suffocated in that car. Next time I won't wear so much Paco Rabinni or whatever that stuff's".


There's just 2 much.....Once U begin this thing U can keep running lines all day long.

And what about

"WHAT? SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR OVER THAT SUIT!!!"


hahahaha. brilliant!!

A Feast A Feast
A Smorgasbord At Least
A Brunch, A Munch Of Cake If Just A Peice.
Nit Just A Vat Of Chitlins
Or Turkey Meat U C

H*ll it just makes me laugh so

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Bawaaaahhh!!


P.S. Hi Ya'll !!

in a word or 2 it's U I wanna do - no not your body, your mind U fool!

(neighing horse) Hi-Ho Silver, It's the Bone Ranger!

Shocking to my innocent ears!



KeithyT

i ain't got no money.....i ain't like those other guys you hang around...

i've always dug that line. that's keepin it real!

Temptation
Love is more important than sex

Face Down
Those who know the number don't call, f*ck all y'all

Raspberry Beret
Didnt mean to boast, but baby i'm the most

And my favorite.....
Partyman
if it break when it bend, u better not put it in

"When they tell me to walk a straight line, I put on crooked shoes."

I have that on my screen saver. It reminds me to be myself.

"'sposed to make U horny, just make me wanna go pee"

"Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance".

This Groove
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Acknowledge Me:
"...and even if we're dealing with that time of the month, it's fourth and goal...I ain't about to punt!"

The Max
"When my body starts to shiver from the chill of the scarlet sweat
When my lips eclipse the sun and moon reflecting from the wet
When the blood of my love outraces every one of the stallions in your pack....."

7
"4 in the distance, 12 souls from now
U and me will still be here"
There will be a new city with streets of gold
The young so educated they never grow old
And there will be no death 4 with every breath,
The voice of many colors sings a song
That's so bold"

Elephants & Flowers
"Love the one who is Lord
One who gives us the power
One who made everything
Elephants & Flowers
One who will listen when all others will not"

micorison requesting radio silence...
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Bob, B O B, Spell that shit backwards what's it say? Same Motherfuckin Shit, Turn it Out! Bob, Ain't That A Bitch?
*
Like a splendid, open-ended, celibate friend pretending
Not to know it when I blow it, in your eyes
Like a strawberry, chocolate, fender jazz, mashed potato fuzztone, all over your thighs
*
It don't mean you're wrecked just cuz me tallywhacker suckin is all you want.
All it means is that the one that come before me never made you come. U should do that Baby.
*
Up on a mike repeating 2 words over and over again
Was this woman he had never noticed before he lost himself
in the articulated manner in which she said them
-These 2 Words
*
Love is too weak to define how much I adore, U Child
*
But Baby, I'm warnin ya, one of us gonna end up on her knees!

Okay, lemme stop!
Peace, Coolness and STYLE!
}i{

"Talk of Children still frightens me,
Is my character enough 2 be
one that deserves a copy made?
This I one day hope 2 see."

I never really thought about that line until about 2 years ago. Hands down, in my opinion, the most honest line Prince has ever wrote. 4 him 2 admit that he was scared 2 have children because he worries if the person he is was good enough 2 be embedded in2 another child shows that he is human just like all of us. It's even more sad 2 hear that line after the tragedy with his baby.

"I do believe that my piano was stolen
I do believe that U want me near
I can deal with a sucker if he's in U're mouth
but i can't deal with insincere"

"So called King gives birth to so called Prince"

"Did U get the tape I sent U
thought it better in a song
Better than the condom U sent Me
Baby...that was wrong"

"Why settle for a star, when U can have the Sun?"

"Baby said, 'I'm sorry! I won't do it no mo'
Papa said, 'I know, that's what this heres fo'
Smack, um, Papa, smack, smack, um, Papa, papa"

"Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me"

just 2 name a few.....2 many really!!

Don't play me. I already do in my car.