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Thread started 08/23/04 3:53pm

CLIVE

NEWSFLASH! Is Prince an alien?

Is it just me or has prince never aged in the last 20 years! I would love to know what moisturiser he uses! I just cant figure out how any 40+ male can look as good or young as prince.I know he's got the money to look after himself but theres no evidence of plastic surgery,so all i can think of is that he must be an ALIEN !! Well his music is most definatley out of this world anyway! 1 2 1 2, 94. im on the set, freaks on the floor! Dont worry bout my name its PRINCE!!!! PEACEANDBEWILD. O[+>
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Reply #1 posted 08/23/04 4:01pm

charlottegelin

Yes.
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Reply #2 posted 08/23/04 5:01pm

AsianBomb777

ANAL PROBE
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Reply #3 posted 08/23/04 5:04pm

NouveauDance

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AsianBomb777 said:

ANAL PROBE


You've fallen out with the vagina? sad
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Reply #4 posted 08/23/04 6:09pm

NUMBERTWOFANAT
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Watch! Prince is going to be performing for the next 500 years! And he'll say, "keeping real music alive!"
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Reply #5 posted 08/23/04 6:11pm

AsianBomb777

NUMBERTWOFANATIC said:

Watch! Prince is going to be performing for the next 500 years! And he'll say, "keeping real music alive!"



I'm afraid that as enduring as his music is, he still has alot of work to do to ensure his works will last that long. To join the ranks of Mozart, Bethoven, or Bach he's got to write like them.
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Reply #6 posted 08/23/04 6:16pm

Hotlegs

NouveauDance said:

AsianBomb777 said:

ANAL PROBE


You've fallen out with the vagina? sad


cartman Eat your heart out.
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Reply #7 posted 08/23/04 8:04pm

Snap

Maybe it's Maybelline? hmmm
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Reply #8 posted 08/23/04 9:25pm

Supernova

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CLIVE said:

I would love to know what moisturiser he uses!

Moisturizing secrets don't come cheap. There's bidding on ebay.
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #9 posted 08/23/04 9:30pm

Moonwalkbjrain

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CLIVE said:

Is it just me or has prince never aged in the last 20 years! I would love to know what moisturiser he uses! I just cant figure out how any 40+ male can look as good or young as prince.I know he's got the money to look after himself but theres no evidence of plastic surgery,so all i can think of is that he must be an ALIEN !! Well his music is most definatley out of this world anyway! 1 2 1 2, 94. im on the set, freaks on the floor! Dont worry bout my name its PRINCE!!!! PEACEANDBEWILD. O[+>


ya ever c that movie the portrait of dorian grey? well theres ur answer.
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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Reply #10 posted 08/23/04 9:40pm

ToyStein

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CLIVE said:

Is it just me or has prince never aged in the last 20 years! I would love to know what moisturiser he uses! I just cant figure out how any 40+ male can look as good or young as prince.I know he's got the money to look after himself but theres no evidence of plastic surgery,so all i can think of is that he must be an ALIEN !! Well his music is most definatley out of this world anyway! 1 2 1 2, 94. im on the set, freaks on the floor! Dont worry bout my name its PRINCE!!!! PEACEANDBEWILD. O[+>



Man, he very well could be an alien. I saw a pic of him leaning over a piano and looked like shiaaat (tired as F*&*) - he also didn't have any make up on. So here's my take.

1. Botox / retinal A (or whatever) - You know he had to have it, singing causes lots of facial muscles to tense, there's no way he could be singing, screaming all that shit for the last 25 years without lines on his face, no way. Unless.....

He is an alien!

2. Make up - P has been wearing makeup for a long time and he's had some of the hottest women around to teach him how to put it on. God only knows what you would find in his makeup kit.

Well... he could still be an alien for all I know.

Where's the mothership? Damn no alien emotes.


cool
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Reply #11 posted 08/24/04 6:36am

Novabreaker

It's called goddang Photoshop.
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Reply #12 posted 08/24/04 7:20am

jayaredee

Yes Prince is an alien and anyone not admitting to it is being stubborn and closed minded.

I mean what the hell is up with this time capsule shit with his interview in Rolling Stone and not being allowed to see it in 200 years.

And just the way he acts is like not human. And he apparently only likes to eat macoroni and cheese, that's not human.
And he has an odd fascination with the dawn of time and the second coming of christ. He know something we don't.
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Reply #13 posted 08/24/04 12:23pm

ToyStein

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jayaredee said:

Yes Prince is an alien and anyone not admitting to it is being stubborn and closed minded.

I mean what the hell is up with this time capsule shit with his interview in Rolling Stone and not being allowed to see it in 200 years.

And just the way he acts is like not human. And he apparently only likes to eat macoroni and cheese, that's not human.
And he has an odd fascination with the dawn of time and the second coming of christ. He know something we don't.



lol

cracked me up

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Reply #14 posted 08/24/04 3:18pm

meow85

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Moonwalkbjrain said:

CLIVE said:

Is it just me or has prince never aged in the last 20 years! I would love to know what moisturiser he uses! I just cant figure out how any 40+ male can look as good or young as prince.I know he's got the money to look after himself but theres no evidence of plastic surgery,so all i can think of is that he must be an ALIEN !! Well his music is most definatley out of this world anyway! 1 2 1 2, 94. im on the set, freaks on the floor! Dont worry bout my name its PRINCE!!!! PEACEANDBEWILD. O[+>


ya ever c that movie the portrait of dorian grey? well theres ur answer.



It was a book before it was a movie.....
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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Reply #15 posted 08/24/04 4:14pm

SweetTemptatio
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This is a rare LOVESEXY cd cover that shows Prince's true alien nature.


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Reply #16 posted 08/24/04 4:48pm

AsianBomb777

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This is a rare LOVESEXY cd cover that shows Prince's true alien nature.



falloff booty!
LOL
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Reply #17 posted 08/25/04 10:40am

TurnItUp

What happened to my comment. You see what I mean certain folks sure get some royal treatment around here.
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