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Zelaira said:

That would be funny but what would really be funny is if at the end of the joke, Ashton didn't come out. Instead, the person that came out was Rick James.

Arrange a concert at some big venue and have no one show up.

vainandy said:[quote]
Oyyyyy..... He would go Bonkers

bambi99 said:

That shit would suck...MAJOR ass... Oyyyy This thread is funny.

How about another PUNK'ed? Have a REplica of one of his FAVORITE CARS Smashed-Up and Burned outside Paisley and Tell him some Crazy Homeless Guy Stole it and Had an Accident with it...Meanwhile inside the REAL Car is There... Told Ya Zel Could PUNK Prince Wild! But these are MeanO Things..I Could NEVER! How about this Punk'ed Also. O.K. he's a VEGEtarian Right? Well make him some Vegetarian Food that looks Different Right...Make sure he Eats it then tell him it was like a SIBERIAN HUSKY he ATE and SOME BABY GEESE... He'd Probably Vomit and SCREAM!

Have a Bunch Of Girls pass out outside his door with SUICIDE notes attached to their toes... Of Course well they are alive but well they are All Nude and have like White Dead Make-up on... Let Ashton go PUNK"ed!

Prince is told the document he signed to get out of his WB contract is null and void and was made under counterfeit circumstances, but since the legal department's been buried under paperwork for Metallica's new contracts, they're just now getting around to it.

Prince might go apeshit.

I like the Paisley Park idea with Rich James. Yes, Rich. Rick's more obvious, but why not have it look like a new deed's been drawn up for Paisley Park with "R. James" as the new owner. Prince wouldn't be too happy.

Then have 'ol white, local warehouse worker Rich James walk out in his work clothes beaming from ear to ear about his new prized purchase. "How much did it cost?" "200 balloons!"

Or maybe identity theft in the sense that he's taken Prince's identity-

"Prince is said to have died. Why are you using his name? Sir, our last records show you as a symbol. How is that pronounced? If you can tell us your name, we'll let you go."

Prince would be hard to get anything over on. He seems generally skeptical when it comes to things that sound far-fetched, but it'd be fun trying!

Another idea update-

Prince is told a group of sick youth have chose him as their idol to meet before they die. When he enters, he gets the usual room of eyes upon him, with wide smiles. It's not until someone yells out, "We love you Michael!" That he wonders what the hell is wrong with these people.

It goes on from there. Someone brings up copies of the Bad and Dangerous albums for him to sign, giving him support through his legal troubles. People share their love of Janet, asking him to sing Jackson 5 songs.

You just know Prince would have a classic, "What the fuck?!" look on his face.

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Ha! He would go absolutely INSANE about the WB thing about the contract being void and them just getting around 2 it.... I almost shit my pants with that one! IMagining his
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Then a big explosion as ashton runs out tellin' him he's punkd. He'd probably get his ass whooped.

I would make sure he would get drunk and make him sign a WB contract again!!!! (Just for fun...)

Funniest thread of the year.

meow85 said:

dude, lighten up

i do think he'd care

his ancestry is part of who he is

estelle1981 said:

I think Prince would just shrug his shoulders and walk out. He would not care.

Besides, they did a remake of PR -- it's called 8 MILE and its crap.

estelle1981 said:

I think Prince would just shrug his shoulders and walk out. He would not care.

Besides, they did a remake of PR -- it's called 8 MILE and its crap.

Have a single mother show up at Paisley Park, claiming to be an old "one night stand" from the early 90's and have a VERY OVER EXCITED boy that just can't stop hugging him and calling him DADDY, DADDY, DADDY! running all over the studio like crazy kid.

To top it off, she tells him that all these years she was not sure if it was him or Bill Clinton that was the father until she finally went to one of those day time TV shows and had the DNA test that ruled Bill out.

Meanwhile, the kid is butchering his guitar in the next room.

yamomma said:

good one

the kid needs 2 look

a lot like prince

not just complexion wise

i could see prince standing

there almost believing this one

Zelaira said:

Please, Please, Please....someone RUN and get the white wagon with one of those jackets with all the buckles on it.....this Zelaira is completely off her rocker!!!! OMG, this person cannot be real.

Did anyone see when Prince was on Jay Leno a couple years back? Jay tried to "punk" him after P got him first. Prince didn't fall for it though.. It was pretty funny.

One word: DEBASER