Sad face is a probably a little dramatic, but anyway, yesterday my wife showed the first real signs of intolerance of my Prince famaticism. She's sick of wearing my big, hot headphones while watching cable so that I can listen to Prince while on the computer.

She's sick of me only plucking out her underarm hair for her if we can listen to Prince while I do it.

She's sick of me talking about Prince and turning unrelated conversations purple.

She's sick of me spending so much time on this site while pretending I'm doing stuff on Ebay under the pretense that pages take time to load and I need something to do in the meantime.

She's sick of me spending money on Prince.

I'm sure some of you can empathise with this.

Fuck, how does that happen? Too many prince.org windows open and the music and more forum turns into the GD.



Just like on Ebay when ur signed into 2 accounts and they both become 1.

Can one of the Moderately Able plz move this sucka?

There is always me!!!!

Get rid of her! Come to RedFeathers baby!!

REDFEATHERS said:

Really? Ok. Yaaaaay!

Wait, you don't just want me for my plucking skills do you?

Famboozled said:

Nooo, you cant pluck my feathers..

REDFEATHERS said:

Ok, no plucking then.

Hot, steamy, almost terrifyingly hard sex?

Famboozled said:

REDFEATHERS said:

My intuition tells me that nodding emoticon means yes.

Famboozled said:

My wife tells me all the time " When you leave you can the computer and all your Prince SHIT with you". Some people just can't understand... I feel for them... Hey Red, is that offer only good to famboozeled?

kendogg said:

Me first buddy

Famboozled said:

Hey now... there's plenty of Red to go around.....

kendogg said:

That's not very nice!

kendogg said:

...and more than one orafice..

Did I just say that???

REDFEATHERS said:

But that's why I have so many protruding extremities. It's all here. No need to look any further. For every orafice there's something to fill it right here Red.

Hi I'm new to the org and I'm looking to pound some flesh.

fauxnewbie said:

hello fauxnewbie, dont cheat on me!

REDFEATHERS said:

Of course not Fed, um, I mean Red darling, sweetheart, my one and only...

Gotta go!

Dude, you pluck her under-arm hair? That's freaky! Hey, if you do that for her, she should put up with you listening to P during.

However, making her wear the headphones is pretty ridiculous. You can go without while on the computer. Learn to compromise, and both of you will be happier.

why don;t you wear the headphones while she watches TV? watching TV with headohones on is stupid but listening to music with headphones on is not.

if she doesn;t like listening to prince while you pluck her underarm hair then she should make like every other woman on the planet and shave them shits her damn self. if you're going to go so far as to have your partner pluck your underarm hair, then the plucker gets to listen to whatever music he/she wants and the pluckee just has to deal.


hope that helped.

I can't believe it took 17 posts before somebody finally mentioned the thing about underarm hair plucking...

Byron said:

...and then there were three in a row!! Yeah, that jumped out at me immediately. Man, I don't think I could do that for my woman. That's just weird!

REDFEATHERS said:

TEASE!

A toast to Redfeathers: A Most Wonderful Distraction in EVERY sense of the word!

POOK said:

Honey? Is that you?

ill! tell her to pluck her own damn hair! better yet get some nair! hey that rhymes!

REDFEATHERS said:

ewww! how many can u count? can u only count 2? i can count 3. how about u?

oooo! thats rhymes 2! i'm on a rolll!

REDFEATHERS said:

ewww! how many can u count? can u only count 2? i can count 3. how about u?

oooo! thats rhymes 2! i'm on a rolll!

kendogg said:

WHO WHAT?

POOK CONFUSED!

Wow man you love Prince and you pluck armpit hair??
Now thats what I call a good man!!!

Tell her that you won't play Prince as much if she will groom your body hair