Okay, we had the "most embarassing song", but what's the most embarassing or silliest rhyme Prince has ever written?

I guess this line from "I Hate U" could come in first:

"I never thought that U would be the one
After all the things that we've been through
U gave your body 2 another in the name of fun
I hope U had some baby, if not, boo hoo"

I mean, please, Prince. You had more than a year to think it through and you couldn't come up with an English word?!

Personally, I always like "Eye Hate U," but whatever. My vote for silliest rhyme, without question, goes 2 "Freaks On This Side," from NPS.

U got 2 get down
2 a brand new sound
In the water u drown
But the lost is found

Yikes.

Don't get me wrong, I love "I Hate U", and it's not that the whole song is bad lyric-wise. I mean, the things he says and sings in the courtroom are just so... Prince. Yes.

But that "boo-hoo" thing still is stupid.

And you're right, "Freaks On This Side" - pfff.

Has to be.....

Mack daddy in the house over there, What U doin' dawg?, Gettin' busy G kickin' the jughead

And I'm sure I'm not going to be the only 1 quoting from Jughead - I know what a favourite Org song it is!

"Jus because metallywhackersucking is all u want." LOL

Tally Whacker????

And step she did 2 the straight A's
Then college, the master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work 4 free?
No
Why?
So, what if my sisters are triflin'?
They just don't know

I would have to say "51 Hours" by D & P, but most likely written by Prince. Here goes nothing:

"'Why does everyone call me Diamond, why did I tie your hands so tight? Well this kitten don't answer no questions, see? Curiousity dies tonight! So one hump to the left and one hump to the right. I hope you like your milkshake thick, I do, I hope you like'"

And Lest We Forget:

" Don't clock it until you've timed it! D and P and we're out!"

Thanks for the advice, Diamond!

My friend and I already discussed this, and we think the winner HAS to be "We March"'s embarrassing:

If all the water's dirty and I wanna lay the pipe, my dammy
The river that I drink from, will it be the same as your mammy?

The other mystery lyrics include "Oooey shoo shoo koo koo yeah, all the hippies sing together!" WHAT?

i hate the lyrics of circle of amour


that and 1999 are the only prince songs that i have to pass.

embarassing? would have to be when my mom called me to tell me that she bought me the gett off video.. and then proceeded to read the titles of the songs to me. Violet the Organ Grinder, Clocking the Jizz.. lol that was pretty interesting.

Actually there was alot of dicussion earlier about "Open Book"... I think rhyming "Posing" with "Closing" is pretty lame... "U said U'd take me 2 another world - I said U were only posing - U'll never be able to read this girl - so the open book is closing" which reminds me he rhymes "Girl" with "World" too much also...

But who cares really. Good Examples guys. I agree with most of those for sure.

You just a Simpleton, I bust U like a pimple, son...
So eloquently delivered by Mr. Tony M. On "My Name Is Prince...LOL!!!

it;s thunder when i'm on the mic..daddy pop's in the house...i think you get the message..

ooh dont get me started eheh .....hmm nah nevermind im sure will mention all the most embarrassing prince/npg/poet99/scrappyD moments on the mic.

but i give it to prince on Violet the organgrinder and Gett off....i love those two!.

Has 2 B Prince's line in Jughead that goes:



"Don't worry if your're looking silly,
Look over here, at me, working 4 Willie"

Xenophobiac said:

yeah!! who the phuc wuz willie, ennydamnway??

Come on pretty baby, sit your butt on the chair there
And let me run a gender in and out of your hair fair
A gender 4 the morning, noon and night, so prepare there
U can come alone or tell a friend, I don't care bear

Care Bear? I think he could do better.

opposite of NATO is OTAN