May is National Masturbation month. No joke. Don't ask how i get across the info (you don't wanna know, but it's NOT what you're thinking of), and the site which is responsible of the idea created a 'masturbation hall of fame'.
You can have a look at it here:
http://www.goodvibes.com/.../hall.html
Of course, they had to name Prince. There's the 'lovesexy' pic, with this text:

Prince

[i]{{{No recording artist has written so profusely, explicitly or reverently about sex as Prince throughout his long career.}}} Topics for his songs run the gamut from oral sex ("Head") to promiscuous but safe sex ("Little Red Corvette") to exhibitionism and voyeurism ("Scandalous"). We appreciate seeing him performing in bikini underwear or masturbating his ejaculating guitar, but nothing thrills us more than the routine references to masturbation in his lyrics, delivered in his unique, funky, sexy style. Whether they're overt ("I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine") or slightly more subtle ("you make me want to holler, scream and shout, when you let your fingers do the walking in and out and all about"), you'll want to drop what you're doing and follow along.[/i]

Now you know what you gotta to to follow your idol's steps...

o-kay

Sijeka said:

(raises hand)... I wanna know... 8)

No, really, that's not IT...
I came acroos the link reading a blog, a funny one, called East West, @ http://www.eastwest.nu/blog.shtml.

So I Gotta Must R Bathe

"In our effort to encourage Masturbation Pride, we are teaming up with other sex-positive toy stores to invite you to put the "fun" back in "fundraising" with this unique philanthropic event. The Fourth National Masturbate-A-Thon Weekend is your opportunity to get off for a good cause!

Here's how you participate: the Masturbate-A-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but more fun -- you don't need to leave your home and you won't get blisters on your feet! First, print or download our pledge sheet. Between now and May 17, ask people you know to sponsor you for every minute that you masturbate during the Masturbate-A-Thon Weekend (May 17-19, 2002). This year we're taking things up a notch by asking you to register in one of four categories depending on your preferred method of masturbation: "Plug In" (electric vibrators), "Turn On" (battery vibrators), "Lube Up" (manually), or "Get Off" (any combination of the three). All the proceeds go to women's health organizations. After you masturbate for the cause, be sure to tell your friends how much money they helped raise."


Ummm...how do they KNOW just how much you masturbated over the weekend??...lol...

Sijeka said:

LoL..Now how do you expect to celebrate National Masturbation Month if you're worried that we might think you masturbate??...

I can't wait to see the look on my mom's face after that...lol...

Wellbeyond said:

...and, after I tell my mom that..lol!

[/quote]
LoL..Now how do you expect to celebrate National Masturbation Month if you're worried that we might think you masturbate??... [/quote]

But, hey, i didn't say i was celebrating? Or did i? Well anyways, it's just that....u know...oh well, nevermind....

Bellebeyond said:

You're gonna ask your mom to sponsor you, Belle??..lol..Hmmm...I wonder if you raise more money by the number of orgasms you have...???...You'd think so, wouldn't ya??..lol 8)

Sijeka said:

LoL...something tells me you're gonna have a hard time collecting from your sponsors...

wellbeyond said:

I don't know...do i need to get sponsors to do it anyways?
Ooops.
Umm, well, this is not what i wanted to say

I celebrate this month about 5 times a week. I tried to count how many times i've done it in my life, but i got past 4000X--whpew, that's some jizz contest!

BTW, here's to that crusty rag next to the bed...my roommate's socks...my futon...my cat's impeccable hygiene ..without you all, i'm sticky.

Sijeka said:

LoL..that's true...it's the Masturbate-A-Thon that requires sponsors...but you could celebrate the holiday this weekend without having to collect money for your efforts...heh 8)

Alright.Everyone's gonna think i spend my days doing THAT.
Thank you very much!

Excuse me a minute...

Sijeka said:

Oh, you're welcome, hun...no need to thank me....

Does anyone else think the NPGMC track 'breathe' is about cunnilingus!? It makes sense!

Nothing like watching a woman masturbate after she has just gotten out of the shower(she is soaking wet by the way)

Zum said:

need some of this?



anyhoo, i'm sure p would whip it a few times if he knew what this month's dedicated 2...just don't let larry catch him.

You people are S I C K!!!!!

Smiles