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Bananas dont dance!!!! What happenrd 2 them? They dont dance now.
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Maybe its my computer then. They seem 2 b just standing there. | |
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are you talking about actual bananas?
actual bananas do not dance.* the ones on this site are little cartoons. they're not real.** i hope this sorts things out for you a little. * NOTE: actual bananas, when left in a refrigerator for over 4 weeks, will achieve a state of rot in which gases are created within the core of the banana and attempt to escape through the peel, creating a hopping effect not unlike a mexican jumping bean. some people call this phenomenon "the happy feet", ex: "be careful with that banana split - if it gets the happy feet, you'll be scraping it off the ceiling!" some people consider banana happy feet to be a rare delicacy, and others consider it a grave plant disease (in 1994, arsenio hall held a 24-hour bananathon on cable television with co-host mc skat kat - $47.98 was raised). so really, bananas CAN dance. but they do not wear sunglasses.*** ** LITTLE KNOWN FACT: actually, they ARE real. they're not animations at all. they're ants in banana costumes. they appear on the org via the magic of webcam technology. we pay someone thousands of dollars each year to put little banana costumes on ants and follow them with a webcam, just so people can have a dancing banana emoticon on the org. we spend at least as much on our banana ant dancer technicians as prince spends on web sheriff. this is a fact, despite the fact that we will not show you any financial records to prove this fact. just believe us. it's common sense, really. if you got hired to put a little banana costume on an ant, you'd ask for a pretty penny too. think about it. *** sure bananas wear sunglasses! they're tropical fruits, aren't they? what is this, the "let's ignore the laws of physics" forum? who writes this crap? # # um, i do. | |
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Anxiety said: are you talking about actual bananas?
actual bananas do not dance.* the ones on this site are little cartoons. they're not real.** i hope this sorts things out for you a little. * NOTE: actual bananas, when left in a refrigerator for over 4 weeks, will achieve a state of rot in which gases are created within the core of the banana and attempt to escape through the peel, creating a hopping effect not unlike a mexican jumping bean. some people call this phenomenon "the happy feet", ex: "be careful with that banana split - if it gets the happy feet, you'll be scraping it off the ceiling!" some people consider banana happy feet to be a rare delicacy, and others consider it a grave plant disease (in 1994, arsenio hall held a 24-hour bananathon on cable television with co-host mc skat kat - $47.98 was raised). so really, bananas CAN dance. but they do not wear sunglasses.*** ** LITTLE KNOWN FACT: actually, they ARE real. they're not animations at all. they're ants in banana costumes. they appear on the org via the magic of webcam technology. we pay someone thousands of dollars each year to put little banana costumes on ants and follow them with a webcam, just so people can have a dancing banana emoticon on the org. we spend at least as much on our banana ant dancer technicians as prince spends on web sheriff. this is a fact, despite the fact that we will not show you any financial records to prove this fact. just believe us. it's common sense, really. if you got hired to put a little banana costume on an ant, you'd ask for a pretty penny too. think about it. *** sure bananas wear sunglasses! they're tropical fruits, aren't they? what is this, the "let's ignore the laws of physics" forum? who writes this crap? # # um, i do. Thanks for all the banana information. More than wanted to know all about bananas. But priceless nonetheless. | |
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Anxiety said: are you talking about actual bananas?
actual bananas do not dance.* the ones on this site are little cartoons. they're not real.** i hope this sorts things out for you a little. * NOTE: actual bananas, when left in a refrigerator for over 4 weeks, will achieve a state of rot in which gases are created within the core of the banana and attempt to escape through the peel, creating a hopping effect not unlike a mexican jumping bean. some people call this phenomenon "the happy feet", ex: "be careful with that banana split - if it gets the happy feet, you'll be scraping it off the ceiling!" some people consider banana happy feet to be a rare delicacy, and others consider it a grave plant disease (in 1994, arsenio hall held a 24-hour bananathon on cable television with co-host mc skat kat - $47.98 was raised). so really, bananas CAN dance. but they do not wear sunglasses.*** ** LITTLE KNOWN FACT: actually, they ARE real. they're not animations at all. they're ants in banana costumes. they appear on the org via the magic of webcam technology. we pay someone thousands of dollars each year to put little banana costumes on ants and follow them with a webcam, just so people can have a dancing banana emoticon on the org. we spend at least as much on our banana ant dancer technicians as prince spends on web sheriff. this is a fact, despite the fact that we will not show you any financial records to prove this fact. just believe us. it's common sense, really. if you got hired to put a little banana costume on an ant, you'd ask for a pretty penny too. think about it. *** sure bananas wear sunglasses! they're tropical fruits, aren't they? what is this, the "let's ignore the laws of physics" forum? who writes this crap? # # um, i do. This is officially the funniest post I have read on the org in AGES!!! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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Anxiety. This banana is 4 u.
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Anxiety said: are you talking about actual bananas?
actual bananas do not dance.* the ones on this site are little cartoons. they're not real.** i hope this sorts things out for you a little. * NOTE: actual bananas, when left in a refrigerator for over 4 weeks, will achieve a state of rot in which gases are created within the core of the banana and attempt to escape through the peel, creating a hopping effect not unlike a mexican jumping bean. some people call this phenomenon "the happy feet", ex: "be careful with that banana split - if it gets the happy feet, you'll be scraping it off the ceiling!" some people consider banana happy feet to be a rare delicacy, and others consider it a grave plant disease (in 1994, arsenio hall held a 24-hour bananathon on cable television with co-host mc skat kat - $47.98 was raised). so really, bananas CAN dance. but they do not wear sunglasses.*** ** LITTLE KNOWN FACT: actually, they ARE real. they're not animations at all. they're ants in banana costumes. they appear on the org via the magic of webcam technology. we pay someone thousands of dollars each year to put little banana costumes on ants and follow them with a webcam, just so people can have a dancing banana emoticon on the org. we spend at least as much on our banana ant dancer technicians as prince spends on web sheriff. this is a fact, despite the fact that we will not show you any financial records to prove this fact. just believe us. it's common sense, really. if you got hired to put a little banana costume on an ant, you'd ask for a pretty penny too. think about it. *** sure bananas wear sunglasses! they're tropical fruits, aren't they? what is this, the "let's ignore the laws of physics" forum? who writes this crap? # # um, i do. i think a lot of this uncertainty will be cleared up once the hadron supercollider is up and running. only then will we be able to get to the real building blocks of our universe, the higgs boson and the bananadance boson | |
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bananas don't dance and papaya don't rock 'n' roll | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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