GuRRRL,

U ain't foolin' nobody with that beard,

More Cosmo than Guinness,

More homo than finesse,

Don't get me wrong, I ain't sayin' change,

Liverpool vs. Barcelona,

instead of Malanos and Prada,

But...GuRRRL

U ain't foolin' nobody with that beard,

More Tootsie than Full Metal Jacket,

More dodge it squeamishly than catch it,

Don't get me wrong, ain't nothing wrong with that,

But if there's no shame in yo game,

Why McGiver instead of Fame?

lawd, GuRRRL,

U ain't foolin' nobody with that beard,

More Lagerfeld then lumberjack,

More Poppycock than crackerjack,

More kimono than flannel shirt,

More powder than dirt,

More stilletos than steal,

More illusion than real, more illusion than real, more illusion than real.

GuRRLL.

Fauxie said:

imago said:

Fauxie said:

Excellent poem, by the way. I can't really relate to it in any way whatsoever, but I'm sure many ppl can take a lot from it, and it does have some very creative rhyming.

p.s. Liverpool vs. Barcelona is an unlikely fixture at the moment since Liverpool didn't qualify for the Champions League this year.

Fauxie said:

imago said:

Excellent poem, by the way. I can't really relate to it in any way whatsoever, but I'm sure many ppl can take a lot from it, and it does have some very creative rhyming.

p.s. Liverpool vs. Barcelona is an unlikely fixture at the moment since Liverpool didn't qualify for the Champions League this year.

Did you like my FUCK A CHICKEN poem?

I think that one was ace.

imago said:

Fauxie said:

Excellent poem, by the way. I can't really relate to it in any way whatsoever, but I'm sure many ppl can take a lot from it, and it does have some very creative rhyming.

p.s. Liverpool vs. Barcelona is an unlikely fixture at the moment since Liverpool didn't qualify for the Champions League this year.

Did you like my FUCK A CHICKEN poem?

I think that one was ace.

Yes, I thought it was excellent. I was turning to click the reply button to give my thoughts on it when something happened that made me decide not to, so I didn't.

Fauxie said:

imago said:

Did you like my FUCK A CHICKEN poem?

I think that one was ace.

Yes, I thought it was excellent. I was turning to click the reply button to give my thoughts on it when something happened that made me decide not to, so I didn't.

BEST

STORY THREAD

EVER

imago said:

Fauxie said:

Yes, I thought it was excellent. I was turning to click the reply button to give my thoughts on it when something happened that made me decide not to, so I didn't.

BEST

STORY THREAD

EVER

Wasn't it.