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Thread started 07/29/11 3:18am

SagsWay2low

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Sticky Wet PUSSY - A poem

Sticky wet pussy

whos perfume smells up the room!

every wiff of your womanhood fills me with doom!

every last word

Takes me away!

hand me that pussy, I promise I'm gay!

I don't want to argue, just throw that pussy my way!

Now tell me why that pussy smells like the sperm

Gushed out the moist tip of some bloke taking his turn,

Somebody forgive me, this pussy is out of control,

Undulates like a pink bellpepper for whom the bell tolls,

Cranking out a pussy fart chorus, a non-melodius sound!

Knowing full well yo stank ass sticky wet pussy has been around, and around, and around.

Seriously.

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[Edited 7/29/11 3:18am]



You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! lol
I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething mushy

Jesus weeps disbelief
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Reply #1 posted 08/02/11 12:54pm

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #2 posted 08/04/11 7:46am

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purplethunder3121 said:

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Reply #3 posted 08/05/11 9:47pm

RenHoek

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SagsWay2low said:

Sticky wet pussy

whos perfume smells up the room!

every wiff of your womanhood fills me with doom!

every last word

Takes me away!

hand me that pussy, I promise I'm gay!

I don't want to argue, just throw that pussy my way!

Now tell me why that pussy smells like the sperm

Gushed out the moist tip of some bloke taking his turn,

Somebody forgive me, this pussy is out of control,

Undulates like a pink bellpepper for whom the bell tolls,

Cranking out a pussy fart chorus, a non-melodius sound!

Knowing full well yo stank ass sticky wet pussy has been around, and around, and around.

Seriously.

.

[Edited 7/29/11 3:18am]

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #4 posted 08/06/11 2:16am

ZombieKitten

"bloke"????

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Reply #5 posted 08/06/11 9:40am

kimrachell

eek

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Reply #6 posted 08/06/11 11:47am

RenHoek

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ZombieKitten said:

"bloke"????

artistic license?? confuse

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #7 posted 08/06/11 11:47am

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kimrachell said:

eek

shield your eyes Kim, shield your eyes... lol

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Reply #8 posted 08/11/11 9:39am

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This seems crude at first glance, but it actually touches me in ways I thought I could only touch myself. I will say that words like 'bloke' aren't really suited to poetry, and 'pussy fart' is a bit juvenile, but at it's core it's really quite an intense examination of longing, desperation, and rampant mysogyny. It's really very honest and open, so kudos to you for putting it out there (here). It bothers me that you don't take your poetry a bit more seriously though because I think you have a lot to offer. Sometimes I cry.

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Reply #9 posted 08/11/11 9:41am

imago

NoodleSoup said:

This seems crude at first glance, but it actually touches me in ways I thought I could only touch myself. I will say that words like 'bloke' aren't really suited to poetry, and 'pussy fart' is a bit juvenile, but at it's core it's really quite an intense examination of longing, desperation, and rampant mysogyny. It's really very honest and open, so kudos to you for putting it out there (here). It bothers me that you don't take your poetry a bit more seriously though because I think you have a lot to offer. Sometimes I cry.

I think if I cared about my poetry more, then it would hurt too much.

I don't want my material to end up sounding like Morrissey without the music. Jesus weeps.

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Reply #10 posted 08/11/11 9:54am

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imago said:

NoodleSoup said:

This seems crude at first glance, but it actually touches me in ways I thought I could only touch myself. I will say that words like 'bloke' aren't really suited to poetry, and 'pussy fart' is a bit juvenile, but at it's core it's really quite an intense examination of longing, desperation, and rampant mysogyny. It's really very honest and open, so kudos to you for putting it out there (here). It bothers me that you don't take your poetry a bit more seriously though because I think you have a lot to offer. Sometimes I cry.

I think if I cared about my poetry more, then it would hurt too much.

I don't want my material to end up sounding like Morrissey without the music. Jesus weeps.

I don't know who Morrissey is, but I think a singer/performer without music is like sleeping with a petite woman when you have a notably large appendage. You can try, but it's hard to really get into them. Hopefully you get enough out of sharing what you do share so that you might offload some of the burden, and we still get enough of you to feel some of what you're feeling. I know it's not easy to open yourself to complete strangers. Sometimes I cry.

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Reply #11 posted 08/13/11 1:18am

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Have you tried turning the page upside down, then discarding it, getting a new piece of paper, and writing a different, better poem?

MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!!
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Reply #12 posted 08/16/11 7:49am

imago

Fauxie said:

Have you tried turning the page upside down, then discarding it, getting a new piece of paper, and writing a different, better poem?

falloff falloff falloff falloff

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Reply #13 posted 08/16/11 5:49pm

ufoclub

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Should I make this into a song?

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Reply #14 posted 08/26/11 1:47am

imago

ufoclub said:

Should I make this into a song?

lurking

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