alright, people, i'm gonna tell you a story. it all happened yesterday, in the evening, while i was drinking my seven-minutely glass of wine. and suddenly i saw something. it was a mosquito. so i put on my sneakers and sneaked over to this.. mosquito. i waited and waited and waited and then i jumped at the mosquito and squeezed its neck, 'til it was dead. like a dead hamster or a dead dog. dead, dead, dead.

mosquito hunter!
mosquito hunter!
mosquito hunter!
mosquito hunter!

if one night you should decide to drink some wine
and watch the sun go down and up
just call on me
'cause i know them mosquitos
and their nastiness and i'ma make it stop
yes, you will see
all the time i've been alive
i had this drive to kill them wankers
relentlessly
when they cross my path
they won't be called mosquitos anymore, but rather
kamikaze

that's why they call me
mosquito hunter!
yeah, people call me
mosquito hunter!
yes, you can call me
mosquito hunter!
baby, call me
mosquito hunter!

uh, that's right
byebye mosquito!
that's right
byebye mosquito!

mosquito hunter!

[Edited 6/15/10 13:36pm]