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Musician's Jokes :) Check these out 
Havnt heard hardly any of these  [This message was edited Tue Sep 10 15:51:07 PDT 2002 by thecloud9mission] | |
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Did you hear the one about the three musicians and a drummer that walked into a bar? All Rights Reserved. |
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don't blame me if U don't get it...huhuh
at heavens gates there's 3 men standin in line... the 1st on knocks, and the voice asks, "b4 U come in what was your profession son?" so the guy says, "I was a carpenter" and the voice replies " come in" the second one knocks and again he is asked his profession, so he replies " I was a salesman" the voice again replies "come in" Finally the 3rd guy when asked replies " I'm a musician" the voice says: "No problem, come thru the back door, take a left, up the stairs, then turn right, walk thru the kitchen, then a left again, round the bar down 3 stairs, 1st door to your right and then U'll find it" [This message was edited Tue Sep 10 23:37:54 PDT 2002 by johnny] | |
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johnny said: don't blame me if U don't get it...huhuh
at heavens gates there's 3 men standin in line... I forgot about that one! Oldie but a goodie! All Rights Reserved. |
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johnny said: don't blame me if U don't get it...huhuh
at heavens gates there's 3 men standin in line... the 1st on knocks, and the voice asks, "b4 U come in what was your profession son?" so the guy says, "I was a carpenter" and the voice replies " come in" the second one knocks and again he is asked his profession, so he replies " I was a salesman" the voice again replies "come in" Finally the 3rd guy when asked replies " I'm a musician" the voice says: "No problem, come thru the back door, take a left, up the stairs, then turn right, walk thru the kitchen, then a left again, round the bar down 3 stairs, 1st door to your right and then U'll find it"
[This message was edited Tue Sep 10 23:37:54 PDT 2002 by johnny] Havnt heard that one yet lol. thats sound like every club gig Ive done lol | |
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Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
you only gotta hit a drum machine once to get the sound you asked for. You do as I say | |
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