and said:::here Prince im not going to bootleg your gigs anymore and with a tear she turn tówards the door Prince said STOP! you won ! it was a test the bootleggers all work for me and i wanted someone to be honest and you did and you know what im giving you Paisly Park i cant go on forever and i needed to find someone to run my company ...so if you want you can move in tomorrow...hello hello she fainted... Sonny get(me) some water ...this joke gets me every time ...ok lets get outta here...lay the ONA live CD next to her ...

All we are missing with this story are some "oompa loompa's"