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Thread started 09/17/07 12:22pm

secretfan78

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Remix to Satisfied at Aftershow 16Sep!

Oh my gosh, this was just hilarious!

Artefact has already posted a great review of the aftershow, and I had never heard Three-Handed woman before, but this was too much for me to keep to myself!
Soooo as well as I can reconstruct it from memory...

I got a begging woman!
My woman begs me so much
Morning day and night
But it's alright cos I love her so much...

(Wait a minute, I ain't finished...)

My baby's cock-eyed too
Her right eye is looking at me
While her left eye is looking at you
But it's okay cos I love her so...

When she asks me for the pepper
She's looking at the salt
And every time I guess it wrong
It's always little Prince's fault
Oh, she's a cock-eyed girl, but I love her so...

(Wait a minute, I ain't finished...)

My baby's got three hands
She got three hands and I love her
She's left-handed, right-handed and underhanded too
Cause she touches all the right places!

With her right hand she caresses my face
Her left hand turns down the lights
While her other hand dials her phone
To call up some other nappy-headed guy

And that's all my still-fizzing brain can recall. All of this done super-slow (to Satisfied) and with Prince acting out every line like he was at a stand-up show!
And the skit about 'I used to be just like you.' Man it was too funny, just when I think I've seen it all before, he pulls this one out of his bowler hat.
You know, I'm pretty satisfied now...
Scrub the dishes!!
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Reply #1 posted 09/17/07 12:33pm

Linsalicious

it was very funny, but how the hell did you remember all that?!
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Reply #2 posted 09/17/07 12:40pm

secretfan78

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Linsalicious said:

it was very funny, but how the hell did you remember all that?!

Cause I loved it! And my brother and I reconstructed most of it on the boat home, with some help from fellow fans. It was his first time seeing Prince and now he understands why I was so crazy about him as a teen! Being completely sober helps, of course, and today I'm still high from the music!
Scrub the dishes!!
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Reply #3 posted 09/17/07 12:54pm

machinegun

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excellent job recalling those lyrics! sure was hilarious and superbly delivered by Prince.

There was more I think, but no way I can remember and I was sober too!
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Reply #4 posted 09/17/07 3:57pm

Linsalicious

i have been sober at all of the aftershows I've been to - first night, 28th, 6th, 13th, 16th (5 out of 5 wooohooo) but i can enver remember the details. I think he messes with my mind
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