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PrintablehIsMiRRoR said: Pretend?
Mmm, stabby stabby watch it bleed....  we're so looking in your room next.  | |
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Oblong twist. | |
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Mommy, mommy why does Papa Smurf not Anally induce his fellow smurfs into bathing with a giant, cranky hippo called Gerald? If he does, wouldn't it be more sensible to plunge wires charged with gangrene into the pool of vile summers? Furthermore, I can hypothesise that carrots, when ingested by post-it notes turn into a beautiful rainbow the size of a cunt. | |
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On the dawn of Pure Cloth there shall be an elemant with toenails the size of large, infestatious crabs endowed with exceptionally small licking utensils. These crabs will steadily begin to absorb all Jihads nationwide before turning into a single sentian being in the form of a zebra-striped cushion, complete with tassles. | |
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Do u like bread? Bread's my favourite jam.
Tastes lovely on shoes - especially if they're orange. | |
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All Hail St. Vegenator - Convertor of Vegetarians since 1924 | |
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Do you like sponge? I do. Although Ethel says I'm not allowed anything sharp.  | |
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Its an oldie from my childhood but here goes
One Dark Night, When It Was Light 2 Dead Men Got Up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew Their swords and shot each other.  My Dad taught me it. | |
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wilma...
wilma... you're not wilma? yes, you are wilma! talk to me, wilma!!! 
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Cheese and rice cheese and rice
taste quite nice with some lice | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Its an oldie from my childhood but here goes
One Dark Night, When It Was Light 2 Dead Men Got Up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew Their swords and shot each other. My Dad taught me it.Good Lord 'tis old that ancient passage but can it give you a nice good slappage? I think not for it doth wreak revenge on all that do speak in the tongue of salmon to the giant neanderthal congo-giant. | |
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women are not butterflies, they're computers too!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: If I don't get my Grandma out of the freezer in the next half hour,
I'll definitely have uncontrollable diarrhea. Please call the Fonz for me! Hmmmm! I am not gonna go visit you..  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: madartista said: If I don't get my Grandma out of the freezer in the next half hour,
I'll definitely have uncontrollable diarrhea. Please call the Fonz for me! Hmmmm! I am not gonna go visit you.. Oh please do. Grandma's still there, but the diarrhea has passed. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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I forgot to say that I forgot to say that I forgot to say I forgot. [This message was edited Wed Jun 30 10:12:56 2004 by Aerogram] | |
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Aerogram said: I forgot to say that I forgot to say that I forgot to say I forgot.
[This message was edited Wed Jun 30 10:12:56 2004 by Aerogram] Now I remember I forgot to wash my banana. | |
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Aerogram said: Aerogram said: I forgot to say that I forgot to say that I forgot to say I forgot.
[This message was edited Wed Jun 30 10:12:56 2004 by Aerogram] Now I remember I forgot to wash my banana. I remember when I forgot to forget the remembrance of the forgotten remembers!!! That was probably the most orange day of my WHOLE LIFE!!!! You really should have seen it!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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YEs I know leave me alone what tuesday is wednesday? yes sir!! yeah!
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sinisterpentatonic said: YEs I know leave me alone what tuesday is wednesday? yes sir!! yeah!
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 "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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Where the needle is stuck is when the going gets tough. "Goodness will guide us when love is inside of us... The Force will be with you, always" | |
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klaatu said: Where the needle is stuck is when the going gets tough.
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sinisterpentatonic said:  "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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 "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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Take the metamorphosis of the elahabahua.  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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I think my avatar speaks for itself. | |
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Prince - I hear your presence.
Much 4 us 2 C Irrepressible Bitch. | |
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AsylumUtopia said: What is a Tosshat ?
Where do they ? And when ? I ROCK SO HARD THAT I MAKE UP WORDS, AND THEY CATCH ON. | |
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