*PREMIERE ISSUE*

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to your premiere issue of TheDailyOrg. It seems to be a lackadaisical sort of night around here... let's peel back a few threads and see what juicy tidbits we find inside, shall we?

Where's page 3?

Oh this is just delicious.

Seems Aerogram has started the first ever Org Gay Pride Parade. Good thing I shaved today!

Now what do we have inside...

a picture of a parade

a chick with a feather boa (yawn)

Ooh! Looks like the good doctor is about to get a whipping courtesy of our very own 'nanacologne. Buckle up your spurs, doc! There's a new sheriff in town!

This looks promising. jillybean wants to know where most of you purchase your music. Hell if I know kids, I don't have 2 dimes to rub together.

Let's take a look-see...

Oh.

Seems everyone buys their music. We're all on computers here people, steal it and spend your money on better things. Like buying me a hotter newswire.

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[This message was edited Sun Jun 27 20:18:42 2004 by Muse2NOPharaoh]

theSpark said:

If you're looking for naked chicks, there's plenty of porn around. I'd like to wait a few days before I get banned from the place, thank you very much.

Resident loud mouth and all around loveable rabble-rouser 2the9's has a shit list.


Well, well, well. Got a little gossip for ya, kids.


The tractor picture? It ain't him. Nope. That's a lamenoid that was in a photo frame he bought.


But you didn't hear it here.

Coke and Sex.

Kids, this is a week's worth of headlines right here. It doesn't get any juicier than freaks on drugs.

J0ey C0C0 (can you make it a little easier to type?) opens with a question about rubbing... cocaine... on one's... genitalia.

Hey J0ey? You'll never get high that way. Found that out on a bender in Vegas one weekend in one of those seedy joints on the strip.

But I digress.

AzureStarr has a much better recommendation, but I don't plug anything unless I get paid. So check it out - for her pleasure.

The thread takes a turn for the worst with some anti-drug propoganda. I'm outta there.

PEJ said:

Just say... YES!

don't forget milty's sorry thread about trying to round up all the newbies. i think he's just trying to make friends, or at least that's what he wants us to think . . .

Remind me never to venture into ANY thread with over 100 posts. I'm coming up for air after the "Horniest Female Orger" maze.

Your DailyOrg senses a little controversy around the authenticity of a certain orger's avatar... Babycakes? Is that really you? Reflection doesn't think so.

Hey Reflection? One thing I've learned - get your fact checking skills on point and CITE YOUR SOURCES!

(Even I know that, and I'm not getting paid for this gig!)

Looks like there are a LOT of horny gals around here. Ladies - no one minds if you take a battery break, really. Or judging by the horny men around here, go ahead and get your cyber on. Everyone's a winner!

TheDailyOrg said:

lol

Hey paisleypark4 - you have to give to receive, my friend.

This is a travesty.

Byron teases with a Lunch thread - and there's no meat in his lasagna.

BYRON!

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

Which reminds me, this pencil jockey's starving. The boss is out, and I don't give a damn if these phones are ringing off the hook - extended lunch!

TheDailyOrg said:

hehe i cited the source in another thread on this site with original pic. Do ur homework and u'll find it!

TheDailyOrg said:

T'was a veggie lasagne...and damn tasty if I say so myself...

*hic*

Can't beat lunch on the company dime. Reflection, I have enough loose ends to chase. Give me a hint, would ya?

Well kids, this reporter's a drink away from being 2 sheets to the wind, and if I read one more lyric I'm gonna puke. So this is it - the premiere issue.

Any tips, hints, or juicy morsels, orgnote 'em my way.

Signing off with a whimper...

-TheDailyOrg

How come I wasn't mentioned anywhere?

althom said:

cause you suck

althom said:

there, there honey.

you ARE somebody!

althom said:

Your SO last year!

TheDailyOrg said:

i knew it!

goddam fraud.