licks from persons of different sexes are often measured against each other.

3bogs said:

so are my knees.

starkitty said:

touche.

ice cubes are painful.

editing a paper is almost as stoopid as being sober on a friday

sometimes, frankly, why bother with undoing the hooks?

DIANE
You're a great date. I've never really gone out with someone as basic as you.

LLOYD
You mean like career? Uh, I don't know. I've, I've thought about this quite a bit sir, and I'd have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or... process anything sold, bought or processed, or repair anything sold, bought or processed, you know, as a career I don't want to do that. So, uh, my father's in the army, he wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kickboxing, which is really a, uh, new sport, but I think it's got a good future. As far as career longevity goes, I don't really know, because, you know, you can't really tell. Your training sticks as a fighter, you know, but it's no good, you know, you have to be great, but I can't really tell if I'm great until I've had a couple of pro fights. But I haven't been knocked out yet. I don't know, I can't figure it all out tonight sir, I'm going to hang with your daughter.

3bogs said:

exactly.

Stop bogarting the scotch.

i like my avatar.

starkitty said:

What is it?

2the9s said:

i did what to the scotch?

2the9s said:

i forgot.

you can't read.

LLOYD
Well, except for one thing. I used to work at a smorgasbord, and, and the old people would flock there, and, and they loved to eat. And they just jammed their mouths, you know? The used to eat with their mouths open, and you know, it's just too much for me. You get to be thinking about how short life is, and how maybe, maybe has no meaning because you wake up and you're frying burgers.

And you're like sixty and seventy and then you check out, and, you know, what are you doing, and I just don't need to think about those kinds of things

starkitty said:

Don't let it get you down. I do okay.

I can't see it, fool!

GUY #2
Man, all you gotta do is find a girl who looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her man, get her off your mind.

Okay, I see what it is. You have "2the9s" tattooed on your ass.

Cool.

2the9s said:

left cheek.

LLOYD
I've been thinking, maybe I didn't know you; maybe you're a mirage. Maybe the world is a blur of food and sex and spectacle, and everyone was just hurtling towards the sun, in which case, it's not your fault, you know? I mean, maybe there's a good side to all this, I don't know, I've been thinking about these things, you're probably standing there monitoring, so just one other thing. The letter, the letter I wrote you? Could you please rip it up? Nuke it, flame it, destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there. Will you do that for me? Alright, later.

LLOYD
Am I going? Am I going to England? I've thought about this quite a bit, and I've realized what I probably should do is just carve out a goal for my future and find out what I wanna do with my life, do all the stuff that I've been avoiding in a big way. I mean, Diane and I can wait for each other, right? What's she gonna... she's gonna run off with some English guy? There's no way.

JIM
Well Lloyd, I admire you for not hitching a ride. You know, my daughter's a lot different to you.

LLOYD
I know.

JIM
She's very successful.

LLOYD
I know.

JIM
Very talented.

LLOYD
I know. But then I reconsidered. 'Cause I figured out what I really wanna do with my life, what I want to do for a living is I wanna be with your daughter. I'm good at it.

underground, overground, wombling free.
the froggies of wimbledon common are we.

Split Enz was a great band. I've been digging a lot of their stuff lately.

NWF said:

Brittany Spears needs to be put in a straight jacket and hauled away to the looney bin!!!


There- I said something.

MNlivingCA said:

I could not agree more....