madartista said:

Honesty, is such a lonely word. And everyone is so untrue.

Shiit4Brains said:

It's hardly ever heard, and mostly what I need from you.

Shiit4Brains said:

HOOOONNNNESSTYYYY

IS HARDLY EVER HEARD


(i was doing the emotional part near the end)

madartista said:

fuck i can't believe you beat me to the punch.

fine.

come out virginia, don't make me wait
you catholic girls start much too late
but sooner or later it comes down to fate
i might as well be the one...

starkitty said:

cuz only the good die young!

TheFrog said:

Take out the "but" and you're gold.



This gets my vote for thread of the week!

2the9s said:

traitor.

"oh i love your poem thread. it's cracking me up."

never again will i rhyme you, 9s. OR FIX YOUR DAMN TRACTOR.

starkitty said:

Oh my God, I knew there was something I wanted to do today...

STARKITTY DID MY AVATAR FOR ME! ALL CREDIT (and/or BLAME) GOES TO HER!

2the9s said:

YOU ARE SUCH A TOSSER!

2the9s said:

oh yeah!


"take out the 'but' and you're gold"
was a word of advice from the old
starkitty got mardy
(is she Oliver Hardy?)
- she's of the scorpio mould.

just generally right now.

3bogs said:

hey, you on the right thread there, Mister?

cammille

there was a young girl named cammille
instead of a head, she'd a wheel
now one day a clown
saw her upside down...
said "odd unicycle, for real!"

3bogs said:

starkitty said:

3bogs said:

don't get too close, i'll make you ill.

kitty kitty catching a cold
asked for remedies, this she was told:
take vitamin C
soup and some tea
and big hugs from a far away toad.

starkitty said:

cute!

don't get too close, huh? screw that.

3bogs said:

wanna be sick together?

i'm a funky little kitty.

starkitty said:

funky as in smelly?

3bogs said:

funky as in funky. now don't make me kick you and whip you again.

starkitty said:

we got a smelly one in here, people!

someone open the windows!

3bogs said:

you're through.

and i like your new avatar, by the way.

There once were some ladies who
Were named MNlivingCA and Luv4u
They met a girl named Mirror too
And a guy named Althom joined their crew
With an accent that could make them wet their panties through
They praised their Godfather 'til they were blue
'Til Mirror's replies ran out and she said "boo hoo"
Because of the way their friendship just grew
But what the others don't know, Althom and Mirror do
When she went to bed, Althom did too...

By the way, that story's not true.
But I thought it might be funny. How 'bout it luv4u?
Every line in this post rhymes, wahoo!

Okay, I'll shut up now...

3bogs said:

of course you do.

you're funky, too.

there once was a girl named cammille
in labour she was she could feel
out popped the sprog
it resembled the frog
my husband will kill me she squealed

starkitty said:

now i know you don't mean smelly.

i hope you feel better soon, tart
colds are as sexy as farts
though sometimes some snot
can make one look hot
and steal some freak-ass's heart.

cammille said:

i seem to be using this emoticon a lot at the moment.

3bogs said:

starkitty said:

get better soon, now.