lol @ uncle sophia.

starkitty said:

Now, now, don't piss off your Unkie Sophie.

Good Morning! (or Afternoon, as we call it over here).

There was a young girl called starkitty
Who went 2 a salon so she could be like "sex in the city"
She wanted 2 look just like Carrie
But ended up looking more like a 'Barry'
So she sacked her hairsylist 4 being shitty

Does anybody actually know why they're called Limericks ???

They should be called Waterford's - it's a much nicer city.
Limerick is affectionately known over here as 'Stab City', due to the number of stabbings that take place there.

PoorLittleBastard said:

my hairstylist is on drugs.

that girl in Ur Avatar is on drugs

congratulations.

i cannot think of one thing that rhymes with bastard.

he's got his own funny way
of stoppin the juice, they say
he pulls out too quick
with his hand on his d%$k
he'll point at the wall, then spray.



BOOOOO. that sucked.

REDFEATHERS said:

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starkitty said:

that sucked like this...

PoorLittleBastard said:

no, it sucked like your mama on a friday night.

my Mamma only sucks on a wednesday, friday is anal night...Frog could've told U that, he's her best customer

PoorLittleBastard said:

yeah, well she's the only slapper i know who actually pays you to give her one.

looking forward to my £20 "friday freebie" tonight.

Frog's Mamma on the other hand sleeps with guys as part of the Interspecies 2000 Programme. this is an experiment by top scientists aimed at seeing if a Hippo can successfully mate with a human


So far Senora' Frog has squashed 3 guys and ate another beliving him 2 be a giant fish

Said the camel to the goat "I'm not a whore, I'm not loose
And I'm calling our offspring FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice"
Said the goat to the camel "But I thought you were on the game
And tell me, how did you come up with such a crap name ?
Why should I believe it's mine when I saw you fucking a moose?".

"Oh that's not fair at all" said the camel to the goat
"With the moose I was drunk, my back teeth were afloat"
"Well that's alright then" the goat returned
"But I think I should name the brat I have spurned
And he will be called quote PoorLittleBastard unquote"

PoorLittleBastard said:

yo mama's on the programme too?

PoorLittleBastard said:

fuck U

LIVER AND CHEESE

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to
reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and
hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words
'liver' & 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence (or
two) can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver
and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you
do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden
Retriever and the Lab and says .....






"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

PoorLittleBastard said:

The 3rd day of AsylumUtopis Vs Farmer Giles and the Judge is about 2 pass sentence

Ur a vile young man AsylumUtopia
U have shown little or no remorse 4 Groping her
She's only a pig
Even though U dressed her in suspenders and a wig
And I sentence U 2 5 Years as a Hard labourer

PEJ said:

Oh and you can keep my bra

LittlePill said:

Poor guy. I'm glad you can be open and honest about that!

madartista said:

focus people! More limmericks!!!!!

hi mochalox

there was a young lady named Mochalox
whose pet was a beautiful fox.
when told that seemed odd
she said with a nod,
"but i'm never short of orange socks".

last line doesn't scan properly, but hey.

TheFrog said:

have 2 give u one more 4 this

LatinaAngel said:

oh, you are more than welcome angel.

mochalox said:

i'm limerickially challenged. nope!

TheFrog said:

no! Don't you touch it!
It's perfect!

madartista said:

it's not hard! Try this:

There once was an orger named_____.
Who like to sit on_____ and _____.
They gave it a twirl,
Said, "Oh my, _____!"
And put _____'s hand on their_____.