You guys are so bad

Fuck U Frog, I make more money than my English teacher @ school now anywho

Anywho "seagull" & "tracle" No way!

Bastard pt II

PLB always does what he pleases
with his mama (even titty squeezes)
but she's shagged so many
(she charges a penny)
PLB's riddled with sexual diseases.

This thread has a nasty undertone.

The Frog Part II

Frog's Mamma has every disease known 2 man
Cos she keeps doing 23 positions in one night stands
Her ass is covered with scab's
her twat's filled 2 the brim with crabs
That bitch is so loose she'll even shag an Ozzy Osborne fan

doctormcmeekle said:

why does everything have to come back to underclothes?



fine by me.

4 MBGTW

there once was a girl named Jessica
who liked it nasty,forget about respectn' ya
her booty started to itch
spread to her clit
her lips now swallow and spit

PoorLittleBastard said:

Pure poetry man...

TheFrog said:

Did somebody call my name?

There once was a fine pair of pants
That appeared to be clean at first glance
But between me and you
They were covered with poo
And were finally eaten by ants.

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[This message was edited Fri Jun 25 3:59:01 2004 by crazyhorse]

crazyhorse said:

a minimalist limerick!

me likey.

Me likey Long Time

There was an orger called PoorLittleBastard
Whose was more or less permanently plastered
When asked why this should be so
He replied "I really don't know
But I can't stop 'til the limerick I've mastered"

And then there's the guy called TheFrog
Who treats PLB like a dog
Every chance he gets he's right in
Dissin PLB's Mom and his kin
He's truly an insult catalogue

There was a gender-bender called AsylumUtopia
If U searched the earth U'd never find a sheep shagger more doppier
Served 3 years 4 molesting a cat
spent 2 grand 4 an operation 2 have a twat
And now his nephew has 2 call him 'Uncle Sophia'

PoorLittleBastard said:

x100

bugginout said:

Thats brilliant!!!!

PoorLittleBastard said:

That is truly inspired, and there was me thinking I was perfectly safe, nobody could ever find anything to rhyme with utopia!

bugginout said:

Crazyhorse was his name or was it
he had so many names this kid
but quite a cool guy he is no doubt
when I holla he replies with a shout
and the ladies dig'im cause he's so fit

CokeJohnson said:

He is fucking fit!

AsylumUtopia said:

that's the most beautiful thing anyone's ever said about me.

TheFrog said:

Well, here's another one about TheFrog
Who took a dump in the mirrored bog
So to play a trick on his cruel ass
I reversed all the mirrored glass
And sold tickets to watch him drop his log

Said the camel to the goat "It's a disaster
You should have pulled out a bit faster
I'm pregnant and I'm starting to show"
"I don't care" said the goat, "I'm leaving you, so
You can name him Poor Little bastard"

What about our own little Starkitty ?
Who isn't online - what a pity!
She'll get no recompense
For jokes at her expense
So I won't insult her - that'd be shitty

AsylumUtopia said:

There was a young man called Asylum
Who had a a big crush on Des Lynam
He thought no one was fitter
So he seduced Des & did him up the shitter
And now Des walks around with a high bum

Miss Polly had a dolly,

Who was sick, sick, sick,

So she called for a doctor

To come quick, quick, quick,

The Doctor came with his bag and his cap,

And he knocked on the door with a rat a tat tap,



He looked at the dolly,

And he shook his head,

And said Miss Polly put her straight to bed,

He wrote on a paper for a pill, pill, pill,

I'll be back in the morning with my bill, bill, bill.

Lleena said:

You got sesame street on in the background or something?

Lleena we need to work on this...
[This message was edited Fri Jun 25 5:43:00 2004 by crazyhorse]

crazyhorse said:

i love it!

cute as hell.

AsylumUtopia said:

beware asylum utopia
he sets traps with chairs and ropea
have a seat so humble
then take a tumble
aw yeah - asylum is gropin' ya.




good morning.

*can i spell? edit
[This message was edited Fri Jun 25 19:34:01 2004 by starkitty]