starkitty said:

didn't fix it for me though, did you. one moment i was peeing on lleena's car (not for the first time), and the next i'm drowned.

TheFrog said:

at least you weren't drowned in piss.



that reminds me of a line from a movie:

"I wouldn't be with you if you were the last man alive, the earth was flooded with piss and I was in a tree."

TheFrog said:

Every bloody morning I have to wipe my car down..no more I tell you...ya hear me?

starkitty said:

I cant step out of my front door without an umbrella anymore.

starkitty said:

well aren't you the charmer.

lleena said:

i thought you liked it. i wouldn't do it otherwise.




and back on the limerick trail...


"there was a young man named Byron
who preferred rubber panties to nylon.
he proved his weird theory
by getting quite beery
and stapling his ass to a pylon."

starkitty said:

starkitty writes really good prose
The kind that won't make you doze
But her attempts at limericks
Will sure make you sick
I don't think you want one of those.

TheFrog said:

hahaha that was funny

4 2the9's n carrielee
by crazyhorse

there once lived an orger named 2the9's
his life was kinda dull,proud all the time
one day all stopped he said
caught his brother n his love carrielee
hillbilly sexin in his very bed
raised up his .22 and this is what he said
brother you be wrong given her your shlong
hope you both happy n i hope it felt good
but let me be clear n understood
she done tricked us both
always knew that she would
putta bullet in his brothers willy
two balls without a head
done the same to himself,figure it like this he read
carrie you wicked n make me sick
would rather live my days with out me dick
for just one chance that you'd let me lick

bugginout said:

2the9s said:

THERE ONCE WAS A NINES FROM NANTUCKET
WHO KEPT ALL HIS CASH IN A BUCKET
KITTY STOLE IT QUICK
9s ASS SHE DID KICK
AND WHY? WHY NOT. FUCK IT.

there was a young Frog named me -
whisky glass, empty as can be
who needed a refill
so who's got the will
to pour a drink for Froggy?

4 starkitty - she's gonna kill me

once was an old woman lived in a shoe.
her name was starkitty and every other
sunday when times was hard she'd
give it to you.before you could have
at it she say this to you.its a little bit
wrinkled n a little less slick.now dont
you worry n dont you fret.u paid for
some lovin and it you get.if i get
tired or not gettin wet.my mouth
open's wide with this new denture set.

bugginout said:

silly boy... you take the dentures out.

TheFrog said:

froggy, froggy, glass in your hand
i can't stand the sight of a saddened man
bring your glass near
i'll whisper in your ear
the more you drink, the more devious my plan

*evil*

and with so much still left to say
but with pressures of the new day
on the horizon
ain't surprising
this frog has to leave y'all to play.

goodnight.

:star:

hickery
dickery
sobiriety
sing six pence for
Anxiety

he laughed in dis

may

and said its

o

k

and then headed home like a

diety

starkitty said:

night

:palm:



hang on, that sound's wrong. well, you know what i mean.

TheFrog said:

i do.

'night sweetie.

TheFrog said:

O-kaaay...

There once was an orger named "C"
Who had skill uncanny
And like RDhull
He got banned over bull
Leaving the org dead as can be












Your welcome edit
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 17:39:54 2004 by CHEECHWIZARD]

Byron said:

BBBAAA HHHAAA

4 redfeathers

redfeathers a orger addicted to shoes
got caught smelling cowboy boots been used
caught up in desire, smile gettin wider
steel toe tip, on it she sit
emergency room staff lookin for pliers
spread a bit wider, back comes the desire..

4 azurestarr


once was a starr named azure
whose mouth was anyone's cure
fell asleep beside her, woke up inside her
tonight im sleeping behind her...
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 18:37:17 2004 by bugginout]

byron


there once was this dude
named byron
tallent mixed with beauty
like siron
he spoketh
pure truth
no need for ver
mooth
and he be one dude i b ad
myron



.
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 18:27:01 2004 by shausler]

There once was a man named "Enis"
Who was infatuated with the statue Venus
until one day
declared he was gay
now he's giving head 2 David's Penis



SHAUSLER EAT YA HEART OUT!!!!

'dre

There once was a man not well groomed
Who gobbled sagt gosh with a spoon
He drooled when he ate
And licked off his plate
It's Shaus and he's back, Vavoom!!

jam or jelly, which is more viscous
jiggle it 'round, check the meniscus
give it a spread
on fingers on bread
then rub some on your proboscis.


IS THAT JAM CUZ JELLY DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT.

shout out to froggy.


*nose edit
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 20:44:28 2004 by starkitty]

madartista said:

Hah! Shows how much you know! I never had any balls to begin with!



























































Hey! Wait a second!

There once was a square piece of bread
That got toasted until it was dead.
"Great Scott!" shouted Pill
"Such things make me ill!"
So 9s clocked him over the head.

shausler said:

....Merci, mon ami...