Someone write me one please

msserendipity said:

sammy, renowned for her grooving,
one night was just doing some hooving
when she heard a beat,
started tappin' her feet
and suddenly the booty was movin'!

Sweeny79 said:

I would but you know what 'Sweeny' rhymes with, don't ya!!?

TheFrog said:

Sweeny79 said:

sweety sweeny, my partner in crime
we do the damage but not the time
breaking down walls
graffiti in the halls
a kindred, twisted spirit all mine. :heart:

LittlePill said:

DOITDOITDOIT!!!!!

starkitty said:

That's going in My profile

madartista said:

It's not nice to tempt a pervert.

LittlePill said:

but i want to be tempted.

LittlePill said:

Come on, that's why we love u.

Make it a fill in the blank.

TheFrog said:

No! bad bad bad!!!

TheFrog said:

GO FROGGY, GO!!!

Whip it out!!!

lleena

there was a young lady named lleena
who demanded a certain demeanour:
"he must have a nice ass
and never pass poop gas,
and above all be a jolly good cleaner."

i like these boots of purple and leather
kick ass indoors, but not in the weather
my luck it would rain
my words turn profane
then i kick someone in the nether.

madartista said:

Who would fill in the blank space in my skull when Sweeny shoots me in it?

madartista said:

madartista said:

In response to that recent demand
i whipped it out into my hand
the next line's much to rude
immature too, and crude -
maybe it's my turn to be banned...

TheFrog said:

get in line

LittlePill said:

When did Pill lose his balls?

TheFrog said:

Immature, rude, and crude? That's never stopped me!

starkitty said:

don't hurt me, kitty.
i'll be good, i promise.

oh my God i spelt "too" as "to"

TheFrog said:

*lick*

sandpaper tongue.

Sweeny79 said:

i'm honored

Less jacking, more limericks!!

There was a frog who could pee
As far as the eye could see
One day he hit Lleena's car
And now he doesn't pee very far.

I know it's dire

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[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 16:00:15 2004 by Lleena]

there is an orger named 9s
he bitches, complains and whines
his posts are all dumb
makes everyone run
and I'm sorry I can't think of a 5th line

Lleena said:

fixed that for you

starkitty said:

hehe..

Thankyou! (for the email too! )

2the9s said:

he's got a thing for soft shell crabs
prefers tractors over taxi cabs
2the9s you'll find
a new york state of mind
i hear his picture's up for grabs.