i need some cheering up.

so i'm in the mood for limericks.

write a limerick about another orger, anything else that tickles your fancy, or just post a limerick you like.





editcosi'maloser
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 15:05:47 2004 by TheFrog]

for milty


there was a young man from Bermuda
who slept with a huge barracuda
when asked, "girls not good?"
he replied, "well, i would"
"but this way's der-tay and much ruder! "

There once was an Orger named Frog
Who regularly hit up the grog!
He needed a new name
That wasn't as lame
But all he could find was ThreeBogs!!

2the9s


there was a young man named 9s
who advertised for concubines
"come hither!", he cried
"i'm great!" he lied
no replies - back to the bovines.

i need cheering, too.

starkitty said:

there was a young lady named star
who persistently would wear no bra
she'd walk down the street
and each man that she'd meet
would say, "blimey! my lord! ooh-ar!"

TheFrog said:

You really think a cow would let him!!? Even they have standards!

i've no limericking talent!

TheFrog said:

mmm.

i'm still bummed.

pill

there was a young man called li'll pill
who used to make love to a drill
"my ideal fornication
involves huge vibration"
said he of the Black & Decker thrill.

i once bought a frog for a dollar
he promised he'd make me holler
he failed to come through
and sadly but true
i killed him with my collar.

TheFrog said:

You know, now you got me curious.

starkitty said:

there once was a pretty little kitty
who had such a gift being witty
she'd write up a scene
asking where Frog has been
And all would say "Here, Here!"

LittlePill said:

whoa, whoa. careful there now.

madartista said:

Witty
kitty
here

Good rhyme!!
[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 15:19:27 2004 by LittlePill]

there once was a man called Chris
who asked Lando Bloom for a kiss
"just a peck on the cheek?"
he whispered so meek
Lando said, "open wide - this i won't miss".

madartista said:

fixed that for you.

thanks.

starkitty said:

no, thank you!

LittlePill said:

as I said on my FIRST post:

I'VE NO LIMERICKING TALENT!!!!

at least I know my emoticons

TheFrog said:

Perfect!

starkitty said:

she's bummed but she's still got that beauty
whether chirpy, or grim-faced or moody
kitty, give us a smile!
it'll be so worth while -
and then pill promises to get nudey.

madartista said:

I don't get it.

TheFrog said:

okay. better.

i can give a lion face.

TheFrog said:

Ya talked me into it!

starkitty said:

damn, what do you want from me?! profession of undying love or something?

okay, i'll think of an even nicer one which will probably fail to cheer you up.

TheFrog said:

i want you to lick my boots.

starkitty said:

no strike that.

i want you to tuck me in and let me sleep for hours and hours. then bring me somthing nice to drink when i wake.

starkitty said:

Video please!

these are great

LittlePill said:

haha. i've veered off topic.


there once was a man from nantucket...



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