...just wanted to see how many first class wankers we have on the org

I already masturbated 3 times this morning

ahh.. Red I can always count on U for a quick wank..

(I only spanked the monkey once 2day... so far)

CokeJohnson said:

Well I was hungover, horny and had a headache, I can always get rid of a headache if I have a little play with myself

So do you use battery operated machinery or just the good ole right?

CokeJohnson said:

My vibrator is at home, so no

But I alternate, makes my wanky sex life a bit more interesting

King of the wankers here! All must bow before me!

LittlePill said:

and how many times you done it today?

PanthaGirl said:

PanthaBaby!! You too? :

REDFEATHERS said:

Just once, but I've been up less then an hour and I'm at work, but that won't stop me!

CokeJohnson said:

LittlePill said:

Go on, have a tug under your desk

REDFEATHERS said:

Would love to see that!

Manager, "Oh there you are Mr. Pill, say hello to your new assistent"
Mr. Pill, "Uhm.... ahh... .uhm can we say hello later?"
Manager, "What seems to be the problem?"
Mr. Pill, "ahh... Im kinda in the middle of sumthin.."
Manager, "Mr. Pill!! are you wanking of in office hours?!"
Mr. Pill, "Of course not sir... It's because of this site called Prince.org...well it's a long story.."

CokeJohnson said:

Dont you ever masturbate at work, Coke?

REDFEATHERS said:

Hell no!!

REDFEATHERS said:

I can tug bud I do stroke! Tomorrow I work alone so WATCH OUT!!!

CokeJohnson said:

Now's as a good time as any! Go choke your johnson, CokeJohnson!

CokeJohnson said:

I have done in the past

REDFEATHERS said:

In the past!!!?

OK I'm up to 2 now. Red? Coke? Time to play catch up.

6 times today, and it's 2.30pm

Spookymuffin said:

U might wanna see a doctor about that

Spookymuffin said:

Well don't stop now! I want you to get up to 11.

LittlePill said:

Hmm. I got a meeting - but after that I'll get my 8GBs of Porn out and watch till I'm happy

LittlePill said:

Just had another

Spookymuffin said:

That's my boy!

LittlePill said:

Got back from the meeting. Now for another 5.

Spookymuffin said:

Jerk it, jerk it, jerk it!