I just wanted to make that perfectly clear. My name is BENNETT and I'm NOT IN IT.

the what?






























































just kidding. i've actually heard of it, but i'm not sure what it is.

Look, I can't talk about it right now. I've just heard there are some rumors going around, and I wanted to just cut this shit off at the root. I don't care WHAT that Discovery Channel special said.

Anxiety said:

oh yeah well, my name's paul and that's between y'all.

my name is wes and that's y'alls mess.

my name's inez and that's YOUR...oh never mind, that one's stupid

all up in the kool aid and don't know the flavor.

this is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it.

damn, you just be dippin'.

starkitty said:

ah chut it! and go make me some kool aid.

starkitty said:

this is an AT&T conversation so Sprint your way out of it.

Can ya hear me NOW?

fantasyislander said:

oh!

ya lucky i ran out of posts.

it'da been on like popcorn.

I AM THE SON OF CHRIST!

madartista said:

Anxiety said:

Oops. My bad.
I really, really want to tell someone!!!!

Anxiety said:

Christ had a son??....

Byron said:

Yes.... Yes I did

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Byron said:

(don't tell the Pope -- it REALLY pisses him off -- what
with the job security issues and all!)

madartista said:

Whew, good thing you told me...I was just about to call the Pope up and see if he wanted to take in a movie...

Byron said:

Perfect timing!!! Have fun. He and I went to see "Saved" last
week. The little guy laughed his ass off!!! Good times, good times.

madartista said:

Yeah...but the people behind you are always asking him to remove his hat cuz they can't see...

How embarassing is that...

Byron said:

I know!!! And he's a bugger about taking it off! He's all "How
are they gonna know I'm Pope???? Hat stays!"

And I'm all, "Come on, Karol, it's a friggin movie."

And he's all, "Now we pray."

What're ya gonna do?

all i know is, none of you heard ANY of this stuff from ME.

madartista said:

Yep, I hear ya... ...Then them little punks behind us start throwin' popcorn and Raisinettes at the damn thing cuz he wouldn't take it off...he curses them out in Latin...it's a mess.

Anxiety said:

who are you, anyway???

I've never even seen you before.

Byron said:

I LOVE it when he curses in Latin! That shit cracks me up!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You're my Daddy???