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Org limericks ! i need some cheering up.
so i'm in the mood for limericks. write a limerick about another orger, anything else that tickles your fancy, or just post a limerick you like. editcosi'maloser [This message was edited Thu Jun 24 15:05:47 2004 by TheFrog] | |
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for milty
there was a young man from Bermuda who slept with a huge barracuda when asked, "girls not good?" he replied, "well, i would" "but this way's der-tay and much ruder! " | |
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There once was an Orger named Frog
Who regularly hit up the grog! He needed a new name That wasn't as lame But all he could find was ThreeBogs!! | |
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2the9s
there was a young man named 9s who advertised for concubines "come hither!", he cried "i'm great!" he lied no replies - back to the bovines. | |
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i need cheering, too. | |
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starkitty said: i need cheering, too.
there was a young lady named star who persistently would wear no bra she'd walk down the street and each man that she'd meet would say, "blimey! my lord! ooh-ar!" | |
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TheFrog said: 2the9s
there was a young man named 9s who advertised for concubines "come hither!", he cried "i'm great!" he lied no replies - back to the bovines. You really think a cow would let him!!? Even they have standards! | |
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i've no limericking talent! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: i need cheering, too.
there was a young lady named star who persistently would wear no bra she'd walk down the street and each man that she'd meet would say, "blimey! my lord! ooh-ar!" mmm. i'm still bummed. | |
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pill
there was a young man called li'll pill who used to make love to a drill "my ideal fornication involves huge vibration" said he of the Black & Decker thrill. | |
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i once bought a frog for a dollar
he promised he'd make me holler he failed to come through and sadly but true i killed him with my collar. | |
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TheFrog said: pill
there was a young man called li'll pill who used to make love to a drill "my ideal fornication involves huge vibration" said he of the Black & Decker thrill. You know, now you got me curious. | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: there was a young lady named star who persistently would wear no bra she'd walk down the street and each man that she'd meet would say, "blimey! my lord! ooh-ar!" mmm. i'm still bummed. there once was a pretty little kitty who had such a gift being witty she'd write up a scene asking where Frog has been And all would say "Here, Here!" http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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LittlePill said: TheFrog said: pill
there was a young man called li'll pill who used to make love to a drill "my ideal fornication involves huge vibration" said he of the Black & Decker thrill. You know, now you got me curious. whoa, whoa. careful there now. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: starkitty said: mmm. i'm still bummed. there once was a pretty little kitty who had such a gift being witty she'd write up a scene asking where Frog has been And all would say "Here, Here!" Witty kitty here Good rhyme!! [This message was edited Thu Jun 24 15:19:27 2004 by LittlePill] | |
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there once was a man called Chris
who asked Lando Bloom for a kiss "just a peck on the cheek?" he whispered so meek Lando said, "open wide - this i won't miss". | |
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madartista said: starkitty said: mmm. i'm still bummed. there once was a pretty little kitty who had such a gift being witty she'd write up a scene asking where Frog has been And all said "Here, Here!" out of pity! fixed that for you. thanks. | |
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starkitty said: madartista said: there once was a pretty little kitty who had such a gift being witty she'd write up a scene asking where Frog has been And all said "Here, Here!" out of pity! fixed that for you. thanks. no, thank you! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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LittlePill said: madartista said: there once was a pretty little kitty who had such a gift being witty she'd write up a scene asking where Frog has been And all would say "Here, Here!" Witty kitty here Good rhyme!! [This message was edited Thu Jun 24 15:19:27 2004 by LittlePill] as I said on my FIRST post: I'VE NO LIMERICKING TALENT!!!! at least I know my emoticons http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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TheFrog said: there once was a man called Chris
who asked Lando Bloom for a kiss "just a peck on the cheek?" he whispered so meek Lando said, "open wide - this i won't miss". Perfect! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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starkitty said: i once bought a frog for a dollar
he promised he'd make me holler he failed to come through and sadly but true i killed him with my collar. she's bummed but she's still got that beauty whether chirpy, or grim-faced or moody kitty, give us a smile! it'll be so worth while - and then pill promises to get nudey. | |
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madartista said: LittlePill said: Witty kitty here Good rhyme!! [This message was edited Thu Jun 24 15:19:27 2004 by LittlePill] as I said on my FIRST post: I'VE NO LIMERICKING TALENT!!!! at least I know my emoticons I don't get it. | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: i once bought a frog for a dollar
he promised he'd make me holler he failed to come through and sadly but true i killed him with my collar. she's bummed but she's still got that beauty whether chirpy, or grim-faced or moody kitty, give us a smile! it'll be so worth while - and then pill promises to get nudey. okay. better. i can give a lion face. | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: i once bought a frog for a dollar
he promised he'd make me holler he failed to come through and sadly but true i killed him with my collar. she's bummed but she's still got that beauty whether chirpy, or grim-faced or moody kitty, give us a smile! it'll be so worth while - and then pill promises to get nudey. Ya talked me into it! | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: she's bummed but she's still got that beauty whether chirpy, or grim-faced or moody kitty, give us a smile! it'll be so worth while - and then pill promises to get nudey. okay. better. i can give a lion face. damn, what do you want from me?! profession of undying love or something? okay, i'll think of an even nicer one which will probably fail to cheer you up. | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: okay. better. i can give a lion face. damn, what do you want from me?! profession of undying love or something? okay, i'll think of an even nicer one which will probably fail to cheer you up. i want you to lick my boots. | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: damn, what do you want from me?! profession of undying love or something? okay, i'll think of an even nicer one which will probably fail to cheer you up. i want you to lick my boots. no strike that. i want you to tuck me in and let me sleep for hours and hours. then bring me somthing nice to drink when i wake. | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: damn, what do you want from me?! profession of undying love or something? okay, i'll think of an even nicer one which will probably fail to cheer you up. i want you to lick my boots. Video please! | |
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these are great How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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LittlePill said: starkitty said: i want you to lick my boots. Video please! haha. i've veered off topic. there once was a man from nantucket... ...wait... | |
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