starkitty said:

Meh.

we'll see.

TheFrog said:

LOL.

stop it. you know i have a need to prove myself at every turn.

Wish eye had red shorts
4 everytime they say
Don't u miss the feeling
Undies gave ya
Back in the day?

Let's Groove, Jockstrap
Elastic, Bows and Underwire
Hot Pants by James
Sly's boxers gettin higher
Minor briefs and thongs
Don't make a crotchless pant
Take ur pick - lingerie or y-fronts?

If it ain't Calvin K.
made my lingerie
Know what?
They're losin'
'Cause we got a PhD in
Advanced knicker movin'

Keep the undies movin'
Just like eye told u
Kick the old school pants
4 the true y-front soldiers

Underpantology

AsylumUtopia said:

That's my major

Don't wear any.....TFG

"Stained Underpants"
sung to the tune of "U Got The Look"

You walked in
I threw up
I'd never seen a pair of panties look so rough, oh lord!
They've got brown stains
Grab the bottle of Shout!
Rub those stains right out
Crucial...I'm going to the laundromat

(chorus)
Stained underpants
Brown tire tracks
They need some Spray & Wash to the max
The sight is chilling
The smell is killing
If there's a God, they'll come out bright and clean
Stained underpants
Stained underpants

NCC2012 said:

Hey Ugh!

1, 2, 3, Ugh!

My baby don't wash her ass
Because she cause she's a nasty hoe
And this I know fa sho (Ugh!)
But smell them drawers and you'll be a gonner
I can't stand to smell em when she got them on
Don't try to fight the odor
'Cause the smell alone
Is killing me right now (Uh!)
I pray to God her Mom and Dad
Teach her to wash her undies
'Cause she don't know how

CHORUS
Stank drawers.. Stank drawers
Stank drawers.. Stank drawers
Stank drawers.. Stank drawers
Stank drawers.. Stank drawers


You think you stained em
Oh, you know you've stained em
But you don't know for sure
Until you take them off (Ah!)
It smells like cheddar
Oh, Like spoiled cheddar
But things would be much better
If there was air spray involved (Oh!)
On the commercials....Stains don't last forever,
Then what makes
Then what makes
Then what makes
Then what makes
Then what makes (What makes? What makes?)
Your panties the exception?
So why oh, why oh
Why oh, why oh, why oh
Are you so in denial
When we know its smells like shit in here?

Ya'll don't want to smell this...
It's just plain Stankonia
(Chorus x 4)

Uh oh!
Oh no!
Don't want to smell your poo poo (Oh oh!)
Just please clean up your doo doo (Oh oh! Oh oh!)
The smell is causing me pain (Oh oh!)
Don't wanna see your pee stains(Oh oh!)
I'm (Oh oh!)
I'm (Oh oh!)
I'm just being honest (Oh oh!)
I'm just being honest

Hey! Alright now!
Alright now, fellas! (Yeah!)
What kinda water do you soak stained black drawers in? (Ice cold!)
I can't hear ya!
I say what kinda water you soak them drawers in? (Ice cold!)
Alright! (15x)

Okay now, ladies! (Yeah!)
Now we gon' pour Tide on these drawers in just a few seconds
Now don't have me pour this Tide for nothin!
Now I wanna see ya'll on ya'll cleanest behavior!
Lend me some Shout!
I am your neighbor!
Ah! Here we go! Uh!

Wash it, wa-wash it
Wash it, wa-wash it (Oh oh!)
Wash it, wa-wash it
Wash it, wa-wash it
Wa-Wash it (Oh oh!)
Wash it in some color safe bleach

Now all you with mud butt...and crusty cracks
Get in the tub
Get in the tub
You know what to do
You know what to do
You know what to do

(chorus x 4)

FamousBluRaincoat said:

Where the hell is Cloudbuster? This is a golden opportunity going to waste!

Natsume said:

p.s. no pun intended... hehehe