My name is Gooey and I think I am a horrible slut.
I love men.
Yea, that is plural.
I always wanted to marry and have a husband but I live in Holland so I can, but now i don't wanna anymore cuz all the kewl men live in the US. They all butch and hairy, just like I like 'm.
I have two cats, they not gay, as one got the other pregnant. Not that that makes my tomcat straight, but I just never seen him with other tomcats.
I like Barbra Streisand music, but only after some alcohol intake.
None of my bodyparts are pierced. I want to have my nipples done, but want to train some first.
I never thought Prince was gay even when he wears Versace. He is just deeply troubled. God ays wear your jockstrap.
I used to play with Barbie, but never like you think I would. I gave my sister's Barbie meazles and used black marker.
Then I got pubic hair. Pubic hair sucks or gets in the way of sucking so I at least shave my balls. This feels nice.
I do not believe in God as I do not trust humans. Only humans need a God. Beetles do fine without them. I wish I was a beetle.
Most Dutch people hvae eaten sauerkraut once in their live, but not all Dutch people wear clogs. That our PM is retarded means we have a country that like dressing up in orange and watch football. Football is stupid.
I have two sisters and one brother and neither one of them is gay, but my great uncle was in the 30's which I think is cool cuz it was still so uncool to be gay in that time.
George Michael makes crap music these days that alot of housewives seem to like. I like Franz Ferdinand and love the fact that Moonbeam and Tron do too. I wonder if Diva will see one of their concerts in Sidney. She should, cuz they are like the Beatles of this century.
I used to like kissing better than giving blowjobs but now I am not sure anymore.
How often is a man supposed to orgasm in one day? Is five times bad? Is there a limit to this?
I am hungry.
I had sex with a female model about three weeks back and I thought it wasn't that bad. She looked like a boy. And she liked anal sex, that helped.
My body is big. I am overweight but not fat. Actually I look fine. Americans want to be thin cuz they watch too much television. Commercials suck. I am happy with my lovehandles and my lovers are too. This should tell you something. Most of all; I am bored.
The Org was much more fun when Moonbeam posted his lists here, but I found out where he goes now, so I am happy. Actually, next September, Moonbeam, Tron and I are going to see Franz Ferdinand in the US and I hope Darin will come too.
How long is a drive from where Darin lives to where Moonbeam and Tron and Indigo live? And is the drive faster when you are gay? Or are gay drivers detained by hunky truckers at truckstops, I know I would be, cuz it is that way in the porn movies. I bet I just would get beat up. I am not into pain unless administered by the right man in the right way. Ask Dawntreader as he and I do not have sex, but DO talk a lot.
Dawntreader kissed Fhunkin, which I think is funny cuz I view them as sisters. It made me giggle a lot. Still does.
What kind of weather would it be on Castro St.?
VROOOOOM
[This message was edited Wed Jun 16 8:15:47 2004 by gooeythehamster]

Gooey!!! This is an incredible rant!!!!

I LOVE IT.

Come see me when you'rein the U.S., even though I am not very hairy.

madartista said:

I'm not either. But I do play a very good model

I want it so bad.....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

are you even more horny than usual????

madartista said:

Nah, not really

My back hurts for other reasons

the stuff about me is all lies.... all lies !!!

Gooey is a dirty, filthy liar !

and Fhunkin is not my sister, he is my older brother.

dawntreader said:

incest is best!

Gorgeous Gooey

I miss our boys on the org too.... we have to tempt them back here one fine day...

As for Franz Ferdinand, I definitely plan on going when they come.... I have no doubt that they will be brilliant live.

Diva said:

send them a hello for me!